Advice for streaming + preparing to get pegged

Can’t wait to watch the big game everyone’s talkin about!

🇺🇸🇰🇷 “Face the flags, cha-ryut, kyung-nae”

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff. Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Never in our history has the sentence “The Nintendo Virtual Boy has sold out” ever been said. Is 2026 is trying to be the last year?

This is who runs this account

After being held in two of them as a boy, I fought for decades urging America to never again build concentration camps and put human beings in them. It breaks my heart to watch this happen twice now in my own lifetime.

The only game more brown than MGS3 on PS2 was FFXII

Do you think we’ll see this line in FF7: REVENGEANCE?

If you have a hard time with New Years Resolutions, don’t worry I got you covered with 8 Things To Give Up On In 2026. Giving up is way easier~

64 days worth of gaming this year (and that’s just on PS5)… Been a ps+ member for 15+ years!? And all I can think is: “man I could’ve streamed most of those hours”

youtu.be/LbUxueyjPuc?... Merry Metal Gear!

Something something elf on a shelf

youtube.com/shorts/kxE-H... Don’t ever disrespect @feeshie.bsky.social like this ever again

Metroid Prime 4 Mackenzie quips to expect: “So you’re like… the Chozo one then?” “oh yeah, you can morph into a ball, just gonna pretend that’s normal” “You’ve got balls samus… erm, y’know what I mean” “Oh you’re psychic? Sorry in advance.” “You, go left, you go right, Samus… keep being Samus.”

She’s saying “Whisker Weeeeaaaghndsday”

It’s unfair to the hundreds of games that have molded me, but here’s 10 that felt right to mention today:

Trump and Musk share a commonality of somehow being both quite clever and extremely dumb which I (and others) have found confusing. I have a model that has been working. I think they’re both clever guys with extremely narrow worldviews.

It’s Nintendo’s funniest typo day!

I haven’t streamed in like a year, like where are y’all pulling material from!?

3 Assualt rifle carrying dudes lifted this unarmed man up and slammed him head first into the ground. Then telling a girl filming “YOURE NEXT”… And this is just what we are seeing filmed.

Remember the miiverse stage in smash?

Hate that this is happening in my city… but seeing a cattle of army gear spirit halloween costumed goons de-aggro like gta police NPC’s on this hero felt good.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Whoa! Thanks Aris for throwing me a FFX birthday party!

I swear if the guy is called Mario this time I'm gonna lose it

Wasn’t ready for the “50 spokes of Grey” twist halfway through!

Saw a hilarious continuity error in Hey Arnold where he has no pants on.

CNN accidentally typo’ed Glass Plaque. Referring to smart phones as the “Glass Plague” from now on.

an historical recreation

Hell yeah. If long hair is cool, then @arcadexangel.bsky.social is Miles Davis

About to break damage limit on my car today!

are you fucking kidding me. the lens flares in DK Bananza are in the shape of a bunch of bananas

Dear white people: If you want to clap along, learn how to clap on the 2’s and 4’s. If you can’t count, just sit it out and let the professionals handle it. Feel so bad for how the audience was throwing off the choirs whole performance.

Mario Kart World knows children yearn for the mines

What it’s like working without a fun little drink in hand

They really went from “release the files” to “protect the philes”

Dear FromSoftware, It would be so dope if we could buy enemy skins for our characters. Imagine Raider dripped out as Bell Bearing Hunter, or Raider cosplaying as Crucible knight, or Raider farming aura as Darkdrift knight! I just love Raider man #nightreign

If my twitch chat had a catchphrase

The funniest thing that’s ever happened on tv is @mulaney.bsky.social bugging out on @thedailyshow.com with perfect comedic timing.

I couldn’t react to music like @unclejesse.bsky.social because I’d just be literally crying from the nostalgia and insane instrument choice + reviving songs I assumed Nintendo forgot about. Mario Kart World music is profound.

I’m feeling quite Nausaged

THEY TEASED A NEW METAL GEAR ONLINE!?

The real reason I ordered Wylder’s helmet was for the cat to have a new box #eldenringnjghtreign #nightreign