Realizing before my trans film double feature that today is the first day I forgot to take my t-gel

Birthday movie party: achieved

I wasn't born to be an unsentimental creature

I have watched The Banner so many times now, but it has only just occurred to me that the guys are insane to wonder who could take a photograph of them while multiple cameras record them

I don't hate that great beast

Just shaved my first little fly away chin hairs off, what a milestone

Wondering how much I can stretch my family's patience with me aka wondering if I should screen a Buster short before my b-day feature presentation

Most recent magnatizing

If I don't see a Tony trailer in front of The Invite I Am Going To Have Questions

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Plus the first quarter of another 4 hour long movie, hoping to get that one wrapped up this weekend, but, uh, I'm seeing 4 movies in theaters and I got a Son of Dracula to see

Hmmmm

Turns out my library will loan you individual Bruce Coville stories, so you can spend a borrow on this story where a teen boy realizes he's a unicorn and then gets beheaded to transcend this awful world

Matt Johnson: *talking in an interview about the value of seeing NTBTSTM with a crowd and on the advice of someone you love* Me: *thinking about my birthday plans of making my family watch the movie, nodding sagely* Yes MJ: It's almost a sexual experience Me: wait

I think they should turn The Trial (1962) into a Halloween Horror Ningts house

This totally normal image is, in fact, Too Sad for me. Happy Canada Day

You know it's last day before break hours because I have worn my trans werewolf tank top to work

This adaptation of Phantom of the Opera decided to go with the "identical suitor" gambit

Are there any paranoid thrillers that center on complete idiots?

New shirt alert

Had a trying week, and the urge to rewatch any of the Zapruder things was very strong, but I know that experiencing new things is also vital to life, so I decided to watch nothing even remotely touching them. Anyway, Jay's in the special thanks in Contemporary Color and I'm feeling mildly haunted

Today I found a useful reference while searching the wholly unrelated Octopus jollyorum, simply because jollyorum as a species name is fucking cute

Buster Keaton demonstrating his dance moves in The Cook (1918)

Me, anytime someone asks me to watch a movie:

If I lived in a post-scarcity society, I would absolutely have my own Trek expanded universe

Don't mind me, just starting another fic on my phone

I want to go to the movies, but not on a day when I have been awash in slime, so this week's out

meeting people at parties

oh how I hate Touch Poison day at work

I've just realized that the gentle, beautiful disk menu of Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie is also entirely spoiler free

Just heard the same trio not flinch at one of their number referring to Myrtle Beach, FL

If I were Larry Talbot, or roadtripping with Larry Talbot, I'd for sure keep careful track of when the next full moon is going to be!

Getting enabled in my old age

SCREAMING in my home because my beloved Bad Vibes Woman from the Psy-Changling series is getting her own book!!!!!!!

Yesterday, poking around in the invert database at work, I clicked on my own identifier page; I was caught by an empty date field, and it took an extra second to realize it's for my death date.

My grasp on grammar is the comma goes where I think it sounds nice

This is important to me

Just heard more than felt my first earthquake

Gonna use this Neon sale to buy extra copies of Nirvanna to just give to people

Teeth clenched: Peanuts is about how they're in love

Once again crying at a guitar movie

Bonus of rereading GoT is getting to jump scare my brother with character ages. Yesterday, he got mad about Littlefinger being younger than 30.

I came home to: a werewolf

There was a moment at some point while watching ☆ where I had the thought "this movie will never end, I'm going to spend the rest if my life watching this movie" and then it went on for a long time. And my family thinks I'm smart!

Never forget: Renly is introduced as having a magnificent rack

Doing a Game of Thrones re-read with a friend means my June reading will be less gay than usual, but it also means I'm squinting at the page and going Jon Snow Gay??