Hearing people refer to Celebration, FL as "Seaside" is driving me crazy

oh no, remembering The Band Wagon just made me laugh in a new and insane way

A Conversation with My Father: "Do you have any interest in that BlackBerry movie?" "No. What's it about? BlackBerry?" (After I stop laughing) "Yes." "Not many of those around anymore." "That's what the movie's about." "And what's it called?" "...BlackBerry."

Research tabs I have on my phone for fanfic: - Wikipedia page for learned helplessness - same for tritone aka the devil's chord - a whole tab to just answer when they said We Have To Go Back in Lost - a book/thesis about the links between music-based spiritualism/medium practices and silent cinema

Mad taking pictures of my work monitor fucks up the colors, because it means I can't show you this crab's berries-and-cream face :(

One retro-log making me look like more of a loser than usual, but everything pales under the question of: why does Stallone stand like that in Judge Dredd???

Forced to move offices yet again, I am forced to confront how necessary all my little trinkets are for my brain

Yesterday told a guy at work that I'm trans, got a finger gun salute in response

Wait, hold on, the older Anthony Perkins vampire movie I bought a British DVD of is directed by STUART GORDON?!

I had what turned out to be a nightmare about being unable to turn any lights lights on in the fancy room I was in, and it has left me feeling very sad. Good one, brain.

Instagram has decided I HAVE to be advertised this crop top no matter what

Was already strongly leaning towards getting my ear(s) pierced for my birthday, so I can get into dirtbag earrings, but this little dangly one Dan Stevens has in Devil in Silver is going to push me over the edge

One of the topics was theorizing on the hotness of Wolf in the Star fox 64 remake, theorizing that gained an answer mere hours later

We need some heroes over at the SIDE HUSTLE: HORROR STORIES FOR LATE CAPITALISM Kickstarter. Heroes with credit cards who want to read scary stories about the extra work we do to survive. Swords optional. www.kickstarter.com/projects/agi...

💖Talked to my brother for 2.5 hours today💖

Looking at this spread, I simultaneously felt that this is somehow representative of my movie life and also incredibly sad. Why sad?? Why a summation??? Now more than ever I Don't Know What I'm Doing

Why must clips marinate before I can post them???

My former step-dad reflexively denigrating something I love that he hasn't seen and then describing the set up of The Roses to me in detail

Nolan years are bummer birthday movie years for me

Why on earth is my second smallest pill the one that gives me the most trouble

I didn't expect to see them, which means I squeaked by the mailboxes

60 seconds into Ghost of Frankenstein and I'm barking DWIGHT because my boy is back in town

Do check out my story in Agita Magazine! I'm looking forward to diving into the others.

The first issue of Agita is live!

Got asked by a coworker if I got my hair done. Joke's on you, coworker, I just didn't wash I yesterday!

Before I opened this, I had the idle thought "I hope I get the keyboard and singing ones" (for other obsession reasons) and-

Just stabbed myself in the palm with a dental probe, normal job dangers (not working in dentristry)

Having just set my in theater record with this bad boy yesterday, This Is Easy

I am going to be late yet again to the triathlon because I have ordered a breakfast burrito that I probably shouldn't even have and it is taking forever

hackers… pinup style 💽⚡️ #ntbts

Decided to get framin'

I gasped like I saw a real ghost the first time I saw this moment

My mom: If I visit you, we won't be driving to the movies three nights a week Me: HEY My mom: Or maybe we will, we're not very bright

I don't know what I'm doing

Voice cracking this morning as I yell "Elmo is not blue!" at the podcast I'm listening to

Saw a bird's head in a crosswalk this morning, stopped to take a pic

Gotta let the people know

I CANNOT BELIEVE the one time I needed a bit of a commercial/trailer buffer my cursed theater started the movie at the fucking start time

Gonna be laughing to myself at this Mummy screening if I wear my brand new binder to it

10 nugget dinner to honor a fictional man's birthday

I am watching Doc Hollywood, where the titular doc is trying to drive his convertible to LA, and he just blew past a sign pointing to I-95 to South Carolina, and I am forced to yell WHERE ARE YOU in my house

My brain loves to mash up things I am watching, but it's currently being stymied by HunterXHunter and Nirvanna the Band because the boys would Definitely Die

I am trying to watch a documentary a week, but man, I am not actively trying to watch a -good- documentary a week (Buster Innocent, but I too have read a Wikipedia page)

Happy birthday Evil Dead, you changed my life

Hearing air actively leaving my tire is a new level of tire problem, for me

I am writing a story fucking around with tense, and it's alarming how quickly it has unmoored me from present vs past, a thing that does not ever trouble me at any other time

Since going to the doctor 2 weeks ago and being told I probably have PCOS, I have kind if been obsessed with the idea that the higher levels of testosterone from such a thing is the actual thing that has given me enough mental fortitude to get a doctor, a doctor that can prescribe me T

Working on my Ash Williams hair streak