Good morning gay people in my phone

Let’s see if I can get to the gym more than two days this week 🤡

Trying to keep this momentum after a good workout yesterday 😮‍💨

I am begging recipe videos to retire the ‘if you take this… this… combine it with this… you get this’ format

My last 4 watches are a bit intense this week

Just paid $38 to watch drag race from my couch 🤡

How many margs I’m trying to have tonight

Sister im pickleddd

I can’t believe I’m actually expected to get things done at work today

😶‍🌫️ 😶‍🌫️

I had no business being out drinking on a Sunday night

Not bad for a last minute costume 🎃 @whoradicksplora.bsky.social

Dermatologist found an age spot during my body scan today

Explained the lore behind ghostin by Ariana to my straight worker and think I turned him into a Stan…

Just made my last car payment 🥲🥲

The gay couple from weapons

Hot neighbor just brought over smash burgers…

Hi I’m alive I was just in Puerto Rico and then suffered the post-vacation depression but I’m back

Felt masc, might delete later

Bonding with my hot neighbor while we both grill on our balconies. And he mentions his wife is out of town??

Idk I think id trust bears over otters for this

I love a beach bar moment @whoradicksplora.bsky.social

What style denim shorts are we wearing this summer? I can’t keep up 😭

One day I’ll take this pic and this caution sign won’t be behind me I swear

So do we think bsky has to reinforce their servers for Fridays? 💀 an outage on fcf would be diabolical for this app

I can’t believe how fucking gorgeous of a night it is after I was absolutely drenched for Beyonce last night 🥲🥲

Why has this short week been even more draining than a full one 🫠

MDW in FLL ☀️

Just realized this is the same set Hannah walked through in Hacks lmao

Nick & Nitro morning 🥹

⚠️ Shocker! Gym Mirror Pic! ⚠️

This one was a big hit 👀

I just love taking the time out to write a super polite email just for a quick & nasty response.

Obsessed with everyone doing consent checks for CF today. But like… can I also request to be in peoples CF 👀

We’ll see how long I keep this one up 🥴

It was arm day 💪🏼

Will always be obsessed with ru being 2ft taller than her back up dancers

CF saw it first

This mirror is soo sick of me

Sooo Cory Booker is wearing a diaper right?

Good morning!!! it’s towel tuesday 🙂‍↕️

Yall im so sick of him! Just do it already honestly

First day with my new promotion! Assistant resident engineer 🚧 👷🏻‍♂️🫡

Didn’t drink last night so I had energy for the gym on a Sunday?! Who knew!

The perfect Saturday morning… but also holy fuck that severance finale was amazing

One more week before I start cutting for summer. I’m gonna miss carbs 🥲

More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.

Can summer get here already so I can wear a cropped muscle shirt outside 😩😩

Someone in my office just microwaved some kind of hard boiled egg + fish dish and I want to DIE.