whirlwind of emotions i spooked the cat so hard he ran mach 10 into the bedroom door head first and i was laughing for the last 30 minutes straight because it was so god damn funny but not it is no longer funny because bro is Not Okay we might need to take him to the vet for a concussion 💀💀

TRUMP IS OFF FINASTERIDE - SHE FINALLY SWITCHED TO INJECTIONS IM SO PROUD OF HER

dump your idiotic partner who utilizes weaponized incompetence, since yall cant understand nuance or have any idea what reading comprehension is

THE ARIANA GRANDE SAMPLE ON THE PEGGY ALBUM AAAAAH

grunch

Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

laughing about the time someone tried to doxx me last year and posted the address to a homeless shelter 😭

DEACTIVATED REACTIVATED DEACTIVATED REACTIVATED

I think the NYT should get Arasaka’d. im talking like middle of the work day just drop a nuke on those motherfuckers. the world would be a legitimately better place fr

idgaf no more im in my getting banned era again these fucking assholes need to ****** *** a slow and painful *****

i see that @theneedlenews.com also still employs that racist xenophobe. why hasnt she been fired yet?😂😂😂 what a fucking joke.

maybe just fire her you fucking losers

and fuck you @jamellebouie.net for deleting this shit. fuck you fuck you fuck you

hi @jamellebouie.net just reminding you that youre a fucking coward!

and fuck you @jamellebouie.net for deleting this shit. fuck you fuck you fuck you

showing up to my labiaplasty with an old fashioned donut and saying “this please”

i love how @moderation.bsky.app is essentially just a bunch of babies who can’t handle calling a racist and nationalistic news outlet “losers”

REACTIVATED

why are there so many beautiful people on CTA today

one of the best, most inspiring reddit updates i've ever read. trust me that you will never guess where this goes

im aromantic

i love how @moderation.bsky.app is essentially just a bunch of babies who can’t handle calling a racist and nationalistic news outlet “losers”

i mean they

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ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU WANNA WAKE UP EVERYTHINGS GREAT EVERYBODY ROCKS!!!!

relevant again today

sorry i failed

I WILL GRILL YOUR WIFE. I WILL GRILL YOUR SON. I WILL GRILL YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER

gus fring invented chicken

unironically yes

rude

“i know many mentally sound cannibals”

when i say “fuck marry kill: me, me, me” thats just yearning for death

fuck bruh

sorry im a stereotype of the tgirl top who cant host 💔

you aint a real pc technician till youve sliced ur hand open in 6 different spots with a motherboard

manic episode

noo aha ur so sexy aha dont shave ur eyebrows noo

people talking about the DLSS stuff without video are missing the entire point. of COURSE a singular screenshot is going to look like an improvement, but as soon as you get movement in the scene, everything obviously looks like an AI filter slapped over the top of everything. its garbage.

some cis men are trans men

ah i see today is a day i try to produce and my brain goes “every single one of these sounds sucks and is wrong and you should feel bad about it” cool!!!

every twink who is a baker would look so beautiful as a woman

im cooked (burned myself)

everyone be nice to your baseball friends. baseball fans only post like this when they're very distraught.

women always wanna sleep with me and never wanna test my skills in combat :/

if you actually pay attention to the needle you are a sorry fucking loser

just put the references in the bag bro

maybe just fire her you fucking losers