No lies detected

So if you're going to put that you're into older or younger in your profile, for the love of everything, put your age in your profile. #YouCantFixStupid

Always wonder if straight people on the apps ever have a 3-4 hour long, good, what feels like meaningful conversation, only for the other person to just completely ghost them. Is that just a gay thing? Or maybe it's just a me thing? 🤷‍♂️

Looking to get your hands on some of my used gear from my underwear fetish days? Check out what I have posted on www.malethingsworn.com/profile/thee... or send a DM. I am getting rid of the whole collection.

Check him out, friends! Definitely my favorite bator.

One of my favorite state parks . . . mostly because I've seen Shaun naked on almost every trail.

Blocking me on the apps because I didn't answer you within 5 minutes of you messaging me makes YOU a pathetic joke. I honestly don't spend the day looking at my phone just waiting for some desperate, pathetic person to message me.

I need to to get back out into nature STAT!

A quick visit to Knoebels yesterday. With the crappy weather forecasted for the rest of the weekend and the fact that it's a holiday weekend made it a bit more crowded than usual. Still had fun and as always dinner was delicious.

I onLY AnSwEr MeSsaGeS On OnLy FaNS Yea, you know who else takes money to have conversations? Whores

"I'm not sure which is more of turn off, the fact that you have no pictures in your profile or your inability to read" -me, replying to every pictureless person that sends a message. I get if you want to/have to be in the closet, but understand I want someone who is not. KThanksBye

THROWBACK THURSDAY: A wonderful shot from photographer @wutthefork77.bsky.social of me naked and free in nature.

Some random photos from the decade+ that I've known @theexposedbator.bsky.social

Yesterday I saw someone judge a profile because it was in an supposedly insult to say "masc only" (which is in my profile) Today I saw something that said you can judge my preferences but that doesn't change them. I feel like that's a good comeback.

Not sure if I'm more in need of an adventure or dick. Anyways here's a random rainbow/prism thing in the clouds.

This was back in 2010, I wonder if @theexposedbator.bsky.social ever got a ride

Guess I'll see all y'all on the other side. 😂🍆💦💦💦

THROWBACK THURSDAY A natural landscape by @wutthefork77.bsky.social

A Monochrome Monday of me making @theexposedbator.bsky.social be a little tease 😈

Flowers and frog were the subject today.

Cheers to a week of never knowing exactly what day it is.

Guy says he's off the next four days. Those four days have passed. Did he: 1. Hop on to the hook up app and make plans to hook up. 2. Ghost, only to reappear after he has returned to work. I think anyone who's been in hook up world more than 5 minutes knows the answer.

It's been MONTHS since I've been in the woods. Anyone want to join me on a hike . . . and maybe show me your dick.

Am I the only one that has a short fuse when it comes to *dating* apps. Like, if I put in my profile a bunch of things I'm into and your first message is "what are you into" I'm going to reply with "people that can read" before I block your ass.

I need more naked men (and more naked Shaun) in front of my lens.

Nude art. 📸: @wutthefork77.bsky.social

Found on Facebook. 🤣🤣🤣

Nothing like tidying the place up, and finalizing plans just to get a "oops, got too excited and came" message

Crazy busy weekend ending in fireworks

Never in my life would I have thought that a hook up would be this easy. So glad to finally have someone in my life that this is all it takes to play with his dick.

Saw the world's largest rubber duck yesterday (although we did debate if it was actually the world's largest rubber duck if it wasn't actually made out of rubber)

It's rare that I take selfies that I don't absolutely hate.

Love me a good sunset

Frog

A 5ish mile hike today before the crazy heat comes. Sadly no naked men along the trail. :(

Trying to figure out if "lesbian" or "apres ski" is the weirdest tag I've seen on Grindr. Anyone have anything better?

Getting a "never been with a guy" message in your 20's - hot fantasy, but ultimately ends with never meeting up. Getting a "never been with a guy" message in your 40's - knowing that he's probably going to use you for spank bank material and not actually hook up, so you simply say thanks but no.

Why do so many guys on the apps take *No Pic, No Chat* as a suggestion. (I realize, at least for me, that it is kind of a lie - as I will reply to call them uneducated before blocking them)

I'm always obsessed with ferns when I'm out hiking.

Nighttime photography is one of my favorite things to do.

THROWBACK THURSDAY: Circa 2019 with photographer @wutthefork77.bsky.social. Naked in nature is always fun.

Them: I'm free on Tuesday! Them, on Tuesday: 🦗🦗🦗

Anyone else send *love notes* to #Grindr when they report spam? I don't know if it does anything, but makes me feel better.

"I CaN't ToDaY" Then why the fuck are logged into a hookup app.

About a month ago I was driving to Orlando and made a stop for the night in Georgia. Driftwood Beach was on my bucket list. It was storming on the way there and I debated if I wanted to make the half hour trip from 95. I'm glad I did. The lighting was *chef's Kiss*

PRO TIP: If he at some point near the beginning of the conversation says something along the lines of "there's so many game players on here" on any of the hookup aps, he's more than likely about to play.

THROWBACK THURSDAY: What do you like best about this landscape shot taken by @wutthefork77.bsky.social?

This was one of my favorite pictures.