My toxic trait is that I leave notifications on from Lyft because it entertains me to watch them beg me to come back. I just find it cute that they expect me to believe that they aren't going to issue another coupon the second this one expires, the way they have all the previous times.

I'm telling myself this line in the Foundation tv show was intentional

Happy hump day

Do you think I have enough furries on here that if I ask real nice I can get one of y'all to infodump in response to some questions about Linux? 🤔

Plug and Play

Sometimes a pup cleans up

New plug because i can't resist a good toy sale. Thanks @were.dog

Oh hey, grey chest hairs, that's new. I'm the Daddy now y'all

Halloween looks:

Getting some solo dildo practice in

Do it yourself spit roast!

Mood

Fcf for... Fake cock Friday?

Getting acquainted with a new friend

Had some playtime today

Locktober already has me so desperate

I've actually been unlocked for a minute but i didn't want to miss locktober

Happy hump day

Felt like time to give y'all a proper show

I made a demo for how i put on my cage - adding additional context below since i only had a minute or whatever

I was gonna wear long socks tonight but i had to jump to put these pants on and I'm not gonna do it again if i don't have to.

The best part is when the balls touch 🥵

Prepping for some solo time

Truthfully I haven't been on here much in a bit, but I relocked and suddenly my libido is back up. What a coincidence! May have done some sounding to celebrate 🙊

I actually took this yesterday at the office gym in preparation for #ThongThursday

Is this how tops do hump day? I'm still figuring this out

I got bad news everyone - My cage somehow got chipped so it now has a sharp edge, rendering it unwearable until i can figure out a solution. Guess I'm a top now

Made it to the gym and had some post-workout playtime - don't need a warmup toy for this one anymore 🙊

So I had a good time last weekend... I'm not what I would call a super experienced fistee - all the planets kind of have to align for it to work out still - but when it's good, it's good 🥴🥴🥴

In the spirit of fcf i got comparison shots during my brief hygiene break

Aw shoot i got these for thong Thursday but forgot to post

Last night's bar look

Happy (stuffing myself with) fcf

Dilemma for the day: folks I know for fully clothed reasons are fleeing meta apps for obvious reasons - do i make a regular person bluesky? Managing two accounts sounds like a hassle but contrary to popular belief, not everyone wants to see me stuffed with dildos for some reason

Y'all, I have a small problem. I made plans to meet up with a cute guy today but I've been feeling somewhat irritable, grumpy, and antisocial the past couple days and I don't want to cancel but ALSO don't want him to feel like I think the meetup is a chore that I'm not excited about 😑

I failed to post anything for chastity day, but here's what it looks like when you use a dildo as a substitute microphone for your shower time vocal solo. Also happy hump day brought to you by wet post-workout buns

Reposting because i forgot to tag it as adult 😅 Working on keeping up my streak of toy time every day. Schedule was a little tight so not as much progress as i would like but better than nothing

The hot server at the restaurant I'm at is wearing overalls and a red shirt and i can't tell if it's deliberate Mario cosplay or not but it's hella cute either way

Happy fcf! Yet another forever caged Friday, brought to you by... Today's workout outfit? We will see how long i last

Fuck everything, everywhere, all at once

I'm just saying, I think it's really funny what Google decides to memorialize

Guess who made it to the gym again!

Plugged - Happy hump day (plus bonus dildo practice)

Dildo training progress update

Can't hilt this one yet but we're practicing

Last night's bar look

I mean, I guess nobody said that the fat cock for fcf couldn't be silicone

Made it into the office gym today, AND managed to be on theme for Thong Thursday - I don't think my cage was TOO noticable?

Um! Hm