Here’s the revised version!

Parody time again

American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

As a Canadian I’m getting flack from MAGidiots who doubt my claims About Americans apologizing for their whirled leaders abusive attacks on Canada. My resonse - I HAVE Three

The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls

AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it

In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA Making Everywhere But America Great Again

Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel

Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows

Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary

Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !

King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!

I wrote this a while back! Time for an encore edition to welcome King Mangolini to Scotland

Here’s a little variation on a Scottish favourite to welcome King Mangolini to your beautiful land

So who thinks stairs? Window? Nerve agent in tea?

Trump also think’s racist threats about sports teams will distract from his Kiddy Diddling past. It won’t work any more, just like his weannie! It can’t just his shoe lifts that make him limp

In a country promoting itself as the Land of the Free, not a single journalist or CEO dares to stand in Trump’s presence and call him a liar. He’s not a God He’s not a King He is a common thief & degenerate who was,allegedly, elected by the majority of voters. Like his promises, we know that’s BS

America ceased to be the “United” States when a rigged election put a narcissistic pusillanimous peckerhead “on the throne” for the second time. Turns out America turning into Gilead wasn’t the horror story you thought it was. It was, instead, the “best case” scenario.

It took Hitler 6 years, umpteen concentration camps & years of war to wipe out about 16 million people. Trump plans to equal or better that number just using a Sharpie, Cuts to USAiD alone- 14 million deaths. Add in health care cuts in current budget and think 5 million more. Such are caring POTUS

Trump caught in a lie? Seriously. Has he ever been caught telling the truth? I keep asking and yet not a single person can tell me a single day in his entire life when he told the truth

Today us Trump’s birthday, or as they call it in the food industry- his best before date. Somebody please put him in the clearance bin and mark him down to 75% off just in case some foreign dictator wants a deal on a desperate sycophant!

The first item on the agenda at the upcoming G7 should be the motion to rename the USA as the DST- the Disfunctional States of Trumpfukistan. I’m sure Mexico will fully back the motion

Not sure why this has been largely ignored by CNN, NBC etc. we can expect that from Fox and ABC but seriously folks, this is just short of treason

Seeing this as a personal tweet or unsubstantiated comment is one thing. Seeing it published in multiple media outlets is proof positive Trump cares about one thing- himself. Every single one of these supporting characters should be reprimanded- at least a drop in pay grade,&senior officers CM’d

Wondering if the owner of this restaurant is a fan of really bad puns like @ronsexsmith.bsky.social It WAS pretty tasty but I wouldn’t describe it as Pho’King delicious 🤦‍♂️

If Christ DID come to America- my take

If this does not initiate a motion to impeach, the countries affected should use the 90 day window to establish new trading partners while terminating all possible trade deals with the US.

He hasn’t said it yet, but that doesn’t mean he wont. Trumpenomics 101

Putin: “Come On Donald, my balls won’t lick themselves, try harder”

We all know Trump’s key to survival is keeping a significant % of the population stupid enough to believe his lies.

Anybody got a fuck they want to give?

Clients of Halifax 'rage room' take aim at portraits of U.S. President Donald Trump

Wow! Hard to believe an honest guy like Leon Muskrat or Suckerburg would allow scammers to rip off their X(crement) and Farcebook customers for the sake of a few million dollars in advertising revenues! Shocked I am! NOT www.cbc.ca/news/investi...

Today Trump joined the ranks of Idi Amin, Pol Pot, Hitler, Putin, Stalin and Genghis Khan. The only thing that differentiates him from them is that he is too stupid to realize that he’s getting played like a one string fiddle. But, stupid or not, he’s as evil as they come.

Fresh off the presses

LDL please do your job NOW!

For his efforts in trying to secure victory for Rushah, Putin is nominating Trump for the NoBalls Pees Prize. The prize involves tea with Putin and a 5th floor room with opening windows overlooking Red Square! I hear that JD Vance will be filling in!

What happened to @realdonaldtrump’s ALL hostages to be released by Saturday noon? Is he waiting for Hamas to quake in their boots, just like Panama, Mexico, Greenland and Canada?

Inspired by Trump’s renaming if the Gulf of Mexico, Putin has announced that the USA will henceforth be known as Mabitchesland!

As if Trump has the attention span to sit through 3 hours of boredom that wasn’t of his own making!

The MuskmElon is a foreign felon who should be fined, assessed for tax fraud then deported

Can someone please explain to the Idiot in Chief the difference between a budget deficit and a trade deficit. He’s clearly too stupid to know the difference, and No True Canadian wants to join his Wholly Roamin’ Empire as it disappears up it’s own rectum (aka Elon’s Mouth)

A seasonal mind break from Trump and his endless promotion of the USA’s largest export- Presidential Bullshit!

For the record, Here’s Trump at 78! But whether you chose 33&1/3, 45 or 78 he still sounds like a clueless imbecile.

@margaretatwood.bsky.social The Handmaiden’s Tale You loved the book, You couldn’t wait for the next TV Episode and Thanks to Trump you now get to play a small part, as Trump renames the US Gilead and starts hanging people from the walls as he tries to reenact the entire story

Trump’s take: “America I bring you the Golden Years” Americans: “Someone pissed in my coffee”