Epic choice.

I did a full lap around the Audi Field concourse and got a pretty decent chunk of people supporting the paper sign and chants going I also definitely got some looks from DCU FO personnel I know so I’m sure I’m on someone’s shit list now if I wasn’t before

Ocean waves, Bob!

We’re about ready to launch! If you’re going to the game tomorrow be on the lookout 👀

Happy for LCL but when are we going to get our new training facility?

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

Is it me or is there a trend going on with rebuilding DC franchises?

I like my presidents of baseball ops like I like my members of Congress: as young as reasonably possible. Dude’s younger than AOC? LFG.

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And it’s a conversation we desperately need to have and a show like this might be something that can pierce the veil.

New 🔥🔥🔥

This kicks major ass

I love Alien Earth and the Xenomorph of it all but it would be a huge miss if they don’t pivot and explore The Eye more on its own.

'Black Phone 2' Is Everything You Want In a Horror Sequel

If it ain’t my team, I’m not happy about it.

Missing Ashley Hatch something fierce.

this is not the end of days sorry you don’t get to crawl under the covers and wait for death to come. you and i have to find a fight to join *even if that fight isn’t won in our lifetimes* because we aren’t so fucking special that we get to take our ball and go home

We need the Muppets tbh

Did anyone ask Berman about player retention and the salary cap?

There's nothing new to say about D.C. United from a long-term perspective. As has been the case for the entire Audi Field era, they need a long-term plan and identity, and talented people implementing it. It will get harder to turn around every time they hit reset.

We deserve better than this circus 🎪

They don’t have the power to do what they’re threatening on a grand scale. But they want us to think they do.

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Following a medical emergency involving Racing Louisville midfielder Savannah DeMelo, Sunday's match against Seattle Reign was suspended. Louisville said that DeMelo is "stable and alert" and was "transported to a local hospital for further evaluation." equalizersoccer.com/2025/09/14/s...

No, we’re going to be last place! No, WE’RE going to be last place!

The Cowboys and Giants battling for the bottom of the NFC East. You love to see it.

DCU was my introduction into professional soccer and I love them dearly but the team has been poorly run for quite some time. The constant use of “tradition” and reflecting back on retired players is reminiscent of Snyder and the WFT. Give us an owner who cares and will invest.

Casey’s mysterious knee…👀 @mortymo.bsky.social

Sonia Citron and Kiki Iriafen have been named to the AP's All-Rookie Team. Shakira Austin named the AP's Comeback Player of the Year. Photos via WashMystics (X)

PUNT THE BALL

Gunn using the DCEU to work out his emotions instead of going to therapy is a choice.

The collective black sigh of relief

There are two future mystics players in this lineup and I can’t wait to see who they’re going to be.

OK, hear me out: Hobbits' short statures and tolerance of enclosed spaces would make them ideal astronauts Elvish craftsmanship would make excellent spaceships Dwarves love tunneling, mining, and living underground. They're perfect for Mars colonization

The majority of them look like they have no interest in being here. I saw one trooper on the corner just eating fries out of her Shake Shack bag and looking absolutely miserable.

I recognize people hate the camera bump, it's a unsightly and weird from Apple I just watched the presentation and after seeing all the things they crammed into the camera system, screw it, give me a fugly camera bump 10/10 times I used to be an Android owner so I'm also fine with these

So happy for her. Deserves it 100%

Daaaa bears!

I mess with Caleb because he’s DC through and through but my guy is not great at throwing the ball.

I doubt she’d want to come back to DC but Sanchito would be such a great fit with the current iteration of The Washington Spirit.

NC’s experiment with Shaw comes to a disappointing close. Hoping her move to Gotham helps her regain her form (but not Gotham’s). Feel really bad for Ashley Sanchez.

MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT FOR TEAM AAPI

Happy for Chicago and hope the fanfare continues into next season!

I talked to Croix Bethune's college coach last year and one of the fun things he told me was that when you watch her play soccer, you can also kind of tell she used to be a basketball point guard. This is a great example of that. That ability to create space, vision, passing precision is so good.

For another consecutive home match at Audi Field, @washingtonspirit.com supporters lead a stadium-wide chant of "Free D.C." at the 51st minute. They have been doing this since the start of the federal surge. #ThatsTheSpirit

Sam Staab truthers unite!

Northwestern was my #1 when applying to colleges back in the day fwiw