Let’s see about it numbnuts

i’m sorry king, we should’ve treated you better

Still

a common feature in this emerging genre is the thinly veiled contempt that the administrative classes of institutions have toward their own students, and there's a simple explanation for this: those administrators see students chiefly as revenue streams rather than fully participating humans

*peaks out from behind door* Re-sign Hal. Please and thank you.

Mystics way off their game tonight. Everyone except Big Red looks a step slow to everything. Doesn’t help that Dallas is shooting the lights out. Tbh though this isn’t the season (or draft) for hero ball. Develop and continue the build.

The Nationals allow a gallon ziploc bag of spaghetti in the ballpark. The Nationals don’t allow white nationalist flags in the ballpark. It’s a good policy I think.

First cold for T and I’m an absolute wreck. Hate seeing little guy struggle.

just fyi, this sort of development would make a significant impact on the drought conditions in the American southwest. It would not magically solve the problem (and insanity) of western water rights management and farmers using 100 year outdated irrigation techniques, but it would be significant.

I’m convinced the townspeople of #From would have less problems, if they just talked to each other.

Lol @ Orlando losing to both expansion teams.

Hair is for flipping not for pulling

Bring Sam Staab back home challenge.

I’m sorry the ref sucked tonight

The future is now? #WNBA

JOSE’S MOM HAS HEADED IT ON!!!

I would rather listen to cats scratch a blackboard than listen to the Victory+ announcers.

What a win by the Mystics!!!

Cotie is going to be a fu*ckn problem! It’s kind of scary thinking this team has the draft assets they have to continue building a young core.

Mystics showing out regardless of the outcome of the game.

Went down to the National Mall to talk to folks about video games

Providing new parents with necessary resources, crazy!

Who is this DCU team?! Is that dormant pride awakening again.

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

So are we calling it the Bunny Shaw Amendment?

LOL Orlando

Might have to make a trip up to NYC to see this. Baby boy was born the week it was here in DC.

Watch the replay of the goal -- how she organizes her body the second the cross leaves Carle's foot, to set herself up for what is, in fact, a ridiculously difficult shot. I'm not sure you can teach that. Just world class.

Please know this wasn’t a serious question. I’m a certified Gotham hater and will act accordingly.

In josé we trust #nwsl

Btw BIG f’n ups to BIG f’n Sandy! Her play has been superb the past several games. Her skill set really gives this defense an entirely new wrinkle.

👶🏽🐐

5-0-0 since they started using a coyote good luck charm. Otra vez, ¡¡¡VIVA JOSÉ!!!

Why was Dudley rookie of the month again?

There’s the gamesmanship I’ve been wanting from the team - keep it in the corner for all 6 minutes.

I’m scared of The Bow

Martinez!!!!!

SHE IS THE WAY!

CLAUDINHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Just looking sloppy af today

Given the youth of the team and how well they compete game in and game out, the Mystics are arguably one of the best coached teams in the league.

More like AJ DCbantsa!

The Washington Wizards have won the draft lottery. They'll pick first overall.

They got him. The Wizards - the Washington Wizards - just bagged Moby Dick.

HOLY SHIT!!! WE DID IT!!!!

So are we decent again? Because I’d really like if DCU could be decent again.

White people are not angry enough about the blatant reinstitution of Jim Crow.