((I just had the realization that the exact self image in Sobek’s head is Yoruichi from bleach

((Eli I need you to know I’m not tempted to get LowTierGod style art of her saying’you should middle manage now’

((Folks do we use hot art of one of the limbus characters to be horny on main

“Call me Momus the way I will be pissing everybody off. No one will be safe from crocodile comedy.”

“Well, it’s lunch time. Time for the sandwich.” She’s pulling out a large Tupperware container of tuna and honey mustard.

“Mmmhn…man I hate getting up.” She just got out of bed and is regretting spending a late night last night.

V𝑎𝑛𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑟； 𝑁𝑜𝑢𝑛 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡， 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝐸𝑚𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝐴 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑑 𝐼 𝑎𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑡． #MythRP #OCRP #MVRP

“Ugh…what the fuck happened?” He’s waking up in a dumpster surrounded by computers with Y2K compliant stickers on them

He’s running past the reader “HIT THE DECK!”

“Merry Christmas to those that celebrate, I’m going to go gorge on chocolates.”

Appearing on @ntekceo.bsky.social’s security cameras like a FNAF animatronic “Silas, I brought a gift.”

“This is me.”

((The TF2 comic came out today so I am absolutely feral

He’s sticking out his arm to clothesline the stranger

He’s sprinting full force at the reader

“This is how I appear in your dreams A floating head.”

It’s not a question of if, it’s how Sobek could always just explode their hearts or give a blood clot, but that’s not how he rolls Most likely it would be Toothless and him taking pot shots at each other

“Can you believe it guys? Christmas, only a week away!”

“Mods, hit his ass with the golden arrow and send him out to find the head doctor.”

“Ah, what a beautiful night!” He’s only wearing a jacket and jeans. 🐍”…You look like a werewolf stripper.”

“Hmm…guess I can check it out then.” He tends to like fantasy stuff, but it has been a few years since he went in a gallery.

“But you do have to admit that a majority of modern institutions try and make that a thing, and thus it reflects into the populace. I mean look at Van Gogh, his stuff only became popular when he was in the ground, meanwhile he lived in destitute conditions.”

“…NO?! What the [Redacted] Do you think I am, an alien?! I mean I LIVED through fine art. I met Da Vinci, I helped him get paint, I personally shot the shit with Diogenes, I just don’t like to dwell on the past. I just prefer prints, icons, modern day examples of the evolution of art.”

“Hey buddy, you good breathing? Just asking because most people forget to do that when they suck my dick.” She snickered and changed into a male form. “I’ve lived through a lot of fine art. I personally don’t care much for it.”

“There we go. Hair’s all done up and everything.” He’s glad the form change is near instant, even if his chest is baggy now.

“Oh you wouldn’t be dealing with a god, you’d be dealing with 45 ACP. That shit hurts the soul. You better not harm my guy.” She sighed, despite his slightly greasy attitude, he seemed fine enough. “What’s your name anyway?”

“Yeah but Silas is like my kid. I don’t like people messing with him. And just so you know, I’m not easily flattered.” UH YES YOU ARE, ITS JUST GOTTA BE FOOD!

“Hmm…I think I’m gonna swap appearence soon. I like the female form, but I just wanna look muscly for once.” This is a lie, she wants an excuse to take off her shirt.

@nurinoc.bsky.social “Oh hey a new dude I wonder w-“ Looks at first tweet “You have 15 seconds before I turn you into a statistic.”

“I definitely like this a ton. I think I’m keeping Snag in this form.” It’s a Taurus Judge. Someone get that damn thing out of her hands-

“Man, it’s a great day to fight someone in King of Fighters.” The controller she has looks like it was made with scraps. Even the top of it is obviously a cut pizza box.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROCK!”

“The urge to actually look hot is high, but the urge to wear a salmon suit is higher…”

((You know what, let’s do something neat Like this post for me to give your muse a Magic card as their commander

“Oh that’s not even the coolest one. Watch this.” She sticks some fingers in his mouth and pulls out A WHOLE SWORD?!

A second one is produced, this time its rainbow colored “Man, someone loves worms.”

“The mainstream media won’t report this, but all pistols give double jumps when equipped.”

“You named the thing chonkers? That’s a really good fit actually.”

“Guys my experiment didn’t go too well…”

((Man I wish there were polls on here Eh, I’m ok without them.

…those were his house keys. She didn’t even do anything to the house, she was just gonna teleport the key out with the water in his body.

The puppet presses a play button on a tape record as Sobek’s voice comes out “Hello there. If you are Hearing this, you asked about the Sobek Sloppy-“ The puppet quickly forces the casette to the other side “Hello there, I’d like to play a game~”

Behind his eye is a key, whenever it gets flipped back around Billy the Puppet is set where Sobek once was.

“You think that’s insane? Check behind your eyeball.”

“Behold a miracle.” She’s producing one of these things from the reader’s ear

((I beat dead space 2 and now I’m like 90 percent certain I accidentally reverse engineered half of Issac Clark’s backstory for Sobek.

She’s waking up “Oh fuck I drank too much last night…” Sobek it’s been a week.

((Final final is done, expect some starters soon