Good to hear that if Farage becomes PM it will be on the planet George inhabits where the politics is inspiring igniting & delighting 🙄

"Labour are worse than Reform" Greens are out and about today Not looking forward to checking up on them in a few years if they get their wish of a Reform victory at next GE

So, Andy isn't chasing Remoaners or Corbynistas, is he? I wonder what type of voter he intends to pander to?

The "money isn't real" propaganda from leftist media is going to get very stroppy over this Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha "ideas are bulletproof"

Yeah... This chap will sort all our economic & administrative problems Can see it now 🙄

Latest YouGov Westminster voting intention, 17-18 May 2026 Reform UK: 25% (-3 from 10-11 May) Conservatives: 18% (+1) Labour: 17% (+1) Greens: 15% (-1) Lib Dems: 14% (+1) Restore Britain: 4% (+1) SNP: 3% (=) Plaid Cymru: 1% (-1) Your Party: 0% (=) yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Elbow is twitching This is going to be funny

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha So no change other than a northern accent? Righto, clowns Righto

Why is this called cheese when it is clearly the eroded remains of a urinal deodoriser?

Corr blimey you could drown in it & be happy to go

Chips & beans! Chips & beans! Chips & beans! Chips & beans! Chips & beans! Chips & beans!

Be interesting to see how the Greens fare now that the media has a new toy horse, ey?

"Gray, Insectoid, Reptilian, & Nordic" might be the only types of alien, but is also the preferred MBTI dating profile for your standard off the shelf fash larper

Are you pro or anti scorpions on our faces, Andy? - "I promote the idea of well trained venomous attack lobsters possibly being an option at some point in the future but for now I'm just going to say that we should respect face scorpions & give them what they want so they don't sting my face." 🙄

Infrequent municipal jetpacks

You can tell easily when the marmite has been discovered in the fridge as there will be a horrendous drawn out sigh made in such a fashion as to permanently reduce your body temperature by an aggregate three degrees

Jog on, bigots

Vote for Burnham & Streeting is back in cabinet Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

*snort-giggle*

Reform Councillors dropping at one a day so we can just wait I guess Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I have the remedy

Spiced apple & custard bakery goods We have the technology

X: "You have cargo planes?" T: "No, USA best, we make car go road. Vroom vroom!"

Musk passing nifties but Farage sings at threescore or more

Going to be funny if Reform grab both the Mayor & the MP slot

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Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Neidle, for six

Yesterday my dog picked up a stick so big & heavy she ended up whacking herself in the bum with it & then spent the next 5 minutes circling the author of her offence & barking loudly to warn others of its impertinence That stick won't mess with her again or anyone else no

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Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

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Cartoon boat mice is so yesterday

Huzzah!

"No more half measures" Great! Show us the numbers 😈

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha And the skies open!

Buttery chewy lemon cheesecake cookies with blueberries & belgian choc chip We have the technology

Starmer's actual legal record is working at the ICJ to prosecute war crimes He also has a successful tally in defending several individuals from the death penalty

"Phillips is out! Major big trouble for Starmer!" Out again, is she? Is that the 2nd or 3rd time?

"Can't stand the anti-immigration rhetoric from Starmer. Get Burnham in!" Righto...

Just my luck that the dog injures herself in the same week I have (Everyone will be ok*) *Except me because now she gets all the sympathy & love & biscuits & I really like biscuits** **Human biscuits*** ***But also 👇

Let us know when Corbyn acknowledges the faults found with him in the Forde report His supporters like to selectively misquote all the other bits And they never thank Starmer for commissioning it

Starmer's right Grow a sack & do it, or shut up

You can bring attention to an issue without diminishing others

*Wink wink* *Nudge nudge* Oh sure, yeah, I believe him, absolutely Millions won't

Hey-ho

Looking thin on wear'n'tear now In part due to shooting himself in the face a number of times Calling *ping*

At any given time I'd estimate that around 10% of the Canadian population is trying to ban Ben Shapiro