My new stationary obsession is collecting fountain pens. Thank you for your time.

Monday through Wednesday = ITS TOO DAMN HOT :( :( :( Wednesday through Friday = RAIN IN THE FORECAST :) :) :)

Portland has a pothole issue and the people are frustrated with it to the point that a street artist had been painting them into dicks. When I tell you, those potholes were filled the next day.

Throwing rocks, hiding your hands and being diabolically disgusting towards people because you're not getting the attention you want is weirdo bitch behaviour.

Found a comedy/quirky show on Netflix that I can stomach without hating every character and Lena Dunham is in the credits.

Today in just PDX things, I traded 2 jars of homemade pasta sauce for 4lbs of worm shit.

🎶 Whole lotta people playing victim and villain at the same timeEeEEeeEeEe 🎵

The art of not putting everything online for consumption by strangers. Study it.

Costco has Rainier cherries and yes, I bought two 2 pound boxes of them.

Guys, everyone deserves human rights. Yes, even folks in non-blue states and immigrants too.

HEARTEMOJI TIMES INFINITY.

I am v. proud of myself.

LOOK AT MY HONEY BO BEAR.

LOOK HOW FUCKIN CUTE!

Had my onboarding meeting for the new jerb earlier today. Just waiting on the rest of my equipment get it set up and squared away and I'll begin meeting the team and doing some training tomorrow.

My Mom and I were talking about drag queens and kings and having a laugh about the group that went to the Kennedy Center and then I had a record scratch moment when she's like 'I don't agree with trans women racing women. they're much stronger than biological women'

Also, apropos of nothing in particular, if anyone tries to tell you that the protests in LA are a distraction from the budget bill, kindly remind them that the bill will MASSIVELY expand ICE’s budget, so the two things are very much related.

Also AI is theft, Epstein was murdered to protect other pederasts, Kendrick won, weed is a legitimate medicine, gambling is a scam, trans people are people, none should hunger, clean water is a human right, bears are a sacred species connected to our very existence,& keep gay marriage legal forever.

Witches, cast your spells 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Protect 🕯 🕯 Los Angeles   🕯 🕯 Tonight 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🙏🏽 💫🔮🌿🤲🏽🪷🧂🪔🕯️💎🧿🪬

I mean the PDX night time protests were insane. Y'all ain't seen LA pop off if you weren't alive for the riots. Whew.

Nervously watching LA and seeing glimpses of the LA Riots back in the day. Shit could get STICKY.

What is time? It feels like just yesterday I was nervously buying supplies for Zuri. Only to a month later buy double the supplies and bringing home his brother, Boseman to join the paw-ty. Today is all about treats, the finest (and smelliest) cat pate and climbing the new bamboo cat scratcher.

I went hammmmm on cleaning today and pulled out everything and moved stuff that is broken or no longer needed. Have a company coming tomorrow to pick up some small furniture and bobbles for donation and another to haul some junk that's too far gone to donate. MEGA SPRING PURGE.

One of my cousins found a family reunion program that traced my dad's side of the family back to the 1700s. Some of my earliest ancestors are white and white passing (1 drop rule). I found a list of all of the surnames and found a ton of cousins that I had no idea that I had.

y'all look at this baby giraffe with the zoomies. www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/...

I am cleaning THEE closet and finding so many old pictures and yearbooks.

Other than having to unhinge my jaw to fit deez balls in my mouth and someone forgetting to buy the purple onion (me) dis shit fireeee. The tzikaikaiakki sauce was made using some homemade Greek yog and some mint that I grew :3

Tonight for dinner, I'm making Greek meatballs with a feta, onions and 'maters. Made my own flatbread/pita dough to shove them balls into out of bread flour and homemade Greek yogurt. Made one just to see how the texture and taste are and good golly, these will be in heavy rotation.

Perfect day. Perfect loaf.

GOT ITTTT! Signing my incredibly fuckin' generous offer letter and I'll be starting in 2 weeks. Cool part is, my previous manager and one of my former co-workers are going to be reunited!

I'm gettin' this one (no context).

DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-DUN-NUH-NUH...BAT LOOOOAF!

My son.

An old X post from the new Pope is making the rounds:

Wow, the new pope is an American from Chicago. THE PLOT KEEPS TWISTIN, Y'ALL

Yesterday's Costco trip (and they finally had the artichoke, jalapeno and parm dip) = tonight's Girl Dinner ✨

Dinner drunk boys.

I've never had a peanut butter cup because I'm violently allergic to peanuts. I saw these at CostCo and thought to myself that they'd be a cute lil silly treat and... FUCK A PEANUT THESE ARE AMAZING. BURY ME WITH A BAG OF THEM SO THAT I HAVE SUSTENANCE IN THE AFTERLIFE WHEW 😋 💃

Been using a small teaspoon of whey when I water my plants and they're all poppin' off real good. Look at this fat new FENESTRATED leaf on one of the Monsteras! 🥰

STUPID FUCKING BLUE SUIT FUCKING HELL WHY CANT HE JUST UGIASH;GFHASGHA;GHA;KSH

I made infused fudge this morning because I have free will and a lot of chocolate chips and cannabis butter.

Sunbathin' sweeties 🐈 ☀️

Y'all I was a few months into 3 and I'm wearing brown cowboy boots. Im smirking because I'm royally pissed off because the other students got to STAND on the chair with their hands on the globe because they were NORMAL size children.

I bought some domains (no hosting yet) and yes ill be creating a little blog thingy and a little portfolio dealio for my coding practice, art and crochet. Like, with the job market today and people truly not trusting that I'm good at what I do by my achievements? OH BITCH ILL SHOW YOU.

In a rage, I cleaned out one of the annoying closets. I need to install a few command hooks, but I fucking DID it.

New mug who dis? 🖕

Starting my next certification -- AWS Cloud Practitioner, because what the fuck else do I have to do right now?

My skeet is informing you all that despite being in a funk for the last few days and crashing out because a friend the last of the yogurt that I super duper wanted because HOMEMADE GRANOLA and omg some of that is the starter to the next batch.