Is that a whole as baseball diamond batting range? Why does #Sheridan like to #ScoobyDoo so much? Does Jules like to jerk things? Did #JCPenney have ugly sweaters in the 90s? Can tachyons slow a Starfury? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Who's holding the idiot ball, Sheridan or Zack? Who's a damned liar? Why was #Facebook better back in the day? Where did j00 learn 1337? Why don't Franklin and Ivanova just bone and get that over with? All these questions and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Exactly how big is the B5 universe? Can you place a bet on B5? Just how in the way in Torquemann? Are we going to mention #StrangeNewWorlds? Are we heading for a #CowboyBebop situation? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Has #Sheridan ever been to #BurningMan? Does #Kosh play #FrickfrackBlackjack? Why is #Lennier talking vasectomies? What's with the fighting I Love You fingers? How grateful is #Keffer just to be in the ep? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Is #SeaQuestDSV canonical #Babylon5? Can Bull get a couple of credits for that? Does Connor McCloud know the rules? Electric or gas mowers? Are all of Franklin's mentors whacked? My God, what does this guy know? Find out on this week's Babcom Podcast!

Is #Sheridan an idiot? Is Jules back on the Hoe Train? Why can't Chris make the #RainbowConnection? Did #G'Kar become The #RevAl? Are these atrocities? Did bro have the courage to back it up? Does #Garibaldi do a good Londo? Find out on this week's Babcom Podcast! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

What would a #Verhoeven B5 have looked like? How much #AceCombat has Chris played? Should Joe go for the #JustForMen? Do the #Dodgers sweep Mars in the #WorldSeries? Did Sheridan's dream steal Jules' questions? What is Jules' Folly? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

What the stroking H is going on here?! Who is R. Lee Ermey gonna have to keep his eye on? How badly did #Garibaldi fumble the bag? #Darmok and #Jalad at #Tanagra? What do #Ludacris and the #Carpenters have in common? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod #Babylon5 shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Is Jules' lung capacity back? Do you remember #MoonDreamers? Is that all #Londo has to do? Are telepaths quantum entangled? Is #Sheridan really a bad character? Does Vasily ever see #Montana? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Did Jules survive COVID? Did #Delenn need a fainting couch? Does #Bester enjoy stroking off? Did #Gilbert and #Sullivan's man do the costuming for this show? Is #Babylon5 doing a tax revolt? What's Franklin's cot REALLY for? How do you piss off a #DnD DM? Find out at shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Why is Chris in #Florida? What is #FrickfrackBlackjack? Was Harcourt Fenton Mudd running it? How many klaxons are we gonna need? Matt Stoner? Where is #Prince 's guitar? Are you there Valen? It's her, Delenn! Is Joe hooked on #Ludacris? Find out on the #BabcomPod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Holy shit, I got it done! Barring unforeseen mishap, tomorrow will be a NORMAL #BabcomPodacst, not that I don't appreciate filling in #TheUnCommonwealth. Two notes: 1) Audio is a little sketchy, particularly on my vocals 2) Subject matter is rough on this one. Listener discretion advised

Did Chris still not finish the long B5 ep? Do chanting kids automatically equal cult? Does a full #Riker equal dick? Why is everyone looking at #Trance like that? Does #Dylan have a God complex? #TheUnCommonwealth! An #Andromeda pod from the hosts of the #BabcomPod shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

When did Mr. Mephistopheles start running tricks? Will Dylan jump any hole he finds? Can we find Beka a new tailor? Did Harper arrive with a social disease? The pilot--not Refractions of Dawn--ep of #TheUnCommonwealth is here (from seven months in the past!) shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

I'm getting ready to hit the button on this, but remember, today, we've got something SPECIAL for you! Presenting #TheUnCommonweathPodcast! Where we hilariously take the piss out of Gene Roddenberry's #Andromeda (a special episode of the #BabcomPodcast is took too long to edit. This was closer lol)

Some news from the pod, Chris speaking: Bad news: the next ep is a pain in the ass (for good and bad reasons) and there's no way I get it done for Monday. Good news: The first episode of The UnCommonwealth--our #Andromeda side project--I *can* get done for Monday #BabcomPodcast #TheUncommwealth

Is it good to be the king? How do you teep fight if that 'pain' doesn't work? Do DJs have nice lips? Is a hickey from Kenickie like a Hallmark card? Did Confucius say that? Can you see Jules as a surfer girl? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Does the Copernicus come in peace? Should it say USS? What's a gropo? What the hell is wrong with Stephen Franklin? Is Reg Barclay on that stuff again? Is cocaine a hell of a drug? What's pasta alla tentacle? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Good morning! This is your wake up call! Have a glass of Sheridan's Florida orange juice, a Jovian sunspot, or a swig of Franklin's Pimp Juice! (oooo-OOOO-WHOOO-OOO--ooo!) with your pod this morning! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

So this one teed up the post but pulled a Zathras and didn't hit the publish button. I have done so, my bad, please enjoy this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

How rude are Sheridan's friends? West Side Story or Stargate SG-1? How many rimjobs do captains go on? What happens when Franklin spills pimp juice on his boss? Why does Mr. Orwell's reputation precede him? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

Do physics desk toys sell well on the Zocalo? What happens when One Hood Drazi do Crips and Bloods? What's Clarke's Third Law? Should you try a wizard's patience? Is Franklin the brat tamer of B5? Does Sheridan have a citrus fetish? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Does Garibaldi know you? Does Delenn know what she is? Is this the one with all the rimjobs? And why rimjobs? Is that all folks? Who's despicable? Have the bits targeted Chris this time? How did Brick Top get into this? Find out on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Does Sheridan have a citrus fetish? What's the difference between a cocoon and a chrysalis? Is Jack stroking off? Is there coffee in that nebula? What's Chris' problem with Strange New Worlds? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Is Garibaldi blind? How many times are we gonna bring up Aldous Gajic? Does Joe have hoes in every area code? Can you be nibbled to death by ducks? What's a Narn orgy look like? Is cool jazz G'Kar's refractory music? All these answers and more on this weeks Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

When did stroking off become slang? Where does Franklin keep his pimp juice? Did you really think those were for show? Can you live with it? How many actors have we typecast in serial killer roles? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

How is Garibaldi still alive? Fasten or zip? Is this a podcast about nothing? Can Joe fix the hole in the hoezone layer? Can Zathras fix time? Who's going to answer for this week's Babcom Pod? Find out at the link below! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

How cushy is B5? How good are LLMs in the future? Was that the best Earthforce could send? Have you divvied weed up on the Grey Council chambers album? Did they steal their robes from the Blue Oyster Cult? These questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

Are all vampires bishonen? Does Tsaki like to watch? What are Newton's Laws of Motion? What is the Third Principle of Sentience? Is this a pop quiz? And what is it with Minbari greetings? These questions and more answered on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

What happens when Minibari war leaders die? Is Garibaldi really that incompetent? Can you still find an East Side Londo's? How badly does Sinclair want to go? How do you teach a teep the birds and the bees? All of these questions and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

What's with the gloves? Can Lou Welch be bothered? What's the Dourif Scale? Busch or Busch Lite? You're eyes?! Buh Gawd! All these questions answered and more on this week's Babcom Pod! Do you like the new logo? Give ArtisticariAaaa.bsky.social some commishes! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

What happens when God charges you with a holy mission? How much shit do you have to eat to get a grin like Jinxo's? Are you bloody well aware of that? What do Peter Stormare and Stealer's Wheel have in common? These questions and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podcast

What do you do when someone tells you to stroke off? What is The Holy Trinity of Shitty Plastic Grocery Store Vodka? Why does Chris keep going missing? Does anybody know who Jules' high school crush is? These answers and more on this week's Babcom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

Would anyone care if Ames, IA gets invaded by Narns? Does Ivanova have social life or does social life have Ivanova? Does Q Branch supply Londo? What is wagyu spoo? All these questions and more on the first episode of the BabCom Pod! shows.acast.com/babcom-podca...

Hey guys, this week's episode of the Babcom Pod is live! Listen to "Every Fuck's a Mindfuck with Kosh" on wherever you podcatchers catch pod! Here's a Spotify link! open.spotify.com/episode/6d6M...

Happy Memorial Day! This is Chris, one half of Babcom Pod, and I'm here to say we're the new pod on the block! Actually, I just suck at promo, episode 12 is below! Anyway, prepare to see more post pimping our previous eps, and the Uncommonwealth, our sister pod! feeds.acast.com/public/shows...