Trump has outright lied that it was Iran who hit a girl's school, murdering hundreds of children. He also makes the weird claim that Iran "beheads babies" and "cuts women in half", as if that's somehow a justification for his illegal war. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

I wonder if Starmer reminded Trump that America was TWO YEARS late to support Britain in two World Wars...😎 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Just grotesque - Israelis murdered 26 people while invading Lebanon to ostensibly search for the remains of a 40 years-dead corpse. The IDF are fucking insane.

If I was president of Iran I'd do two things: abolish the position of Supreme Leader, and offer a $1 billion cash reward for the killing of Trump or Netanyahu. Might as well embrace the whole Dr Evil vibe! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

Jesus - literal killer robots on the ground in Ukraine. Very frightening. We need a UN treaty to ban them! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No tears for despicable Ian Huntley, I'm surprised he wasn't killed sooner instead of 20+ years later. Though what does this say about the safety of our prsons? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

That's very disappointing. I was hoping the one good thing to come out of this conflict was the utter obliteration of Dubai and all its gaudy monuments to phallic narcissism😎 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

How can Trump demand Iran "surrenders", when on the other hand Trump insists they're not at war?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

I have two new bank cards: one with the old raised numbers, and one with no numbers at all (you have to look in the app). It is weird we still have cards with raised numbers designed to run carbon paper through cheque imprinters, which have been obsolete for decades!

Is it more humiliating for Trump to invent some bullshit Grand Poobah title for Kristi Noem, instead of outright firing her? This State Department job is likely a cushy sinecure with extensive paid vacations in South America, so she keeps her mouth shut. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Erm... maybe the Greens want to look into *why* he left Corbyn's office before celebrating this too much.

I'm delighted by Trump firing ICE Barbie Kristi Noem, but I fear he only did this to forestall further investigation into her massive corruption and criminal activity. Over $220M was awarded in dodgy contracts to her close friends. That needs investigating. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

And that was just the membership list.

Interesting array of reporting: pro-US media describe the Iranian vessel as a "warship", while others call it "unarmed" and "defenceless". It was a destroyer, though it may not have had a full compliment of munitions. It's hard to know who and what to believe.

Don't get me fucking started...🤬😡 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How much would it cost to send Shabana Mahmood and her family back to Pakistan? Perhaps we can start a GoFundMe?🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I checked, I think only 96 MPs were elected by the majority of their constituents. If we can't have full PR, we at least need a preferential voting system where people can list their preferred party candidates.

Chagossians have suffered a clear injustice, but it's interesting that despite being officially "indigenous", they are descended from slaves and Asian workers brought to the islands by Europeans in the 19th century. The islands were previously uninhabited. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chagoss...

Shabana Mahmood's justification for her hard right wing policies seems to be "if we're not evil now, Reform will be even more evil later". It's an interesting insight into Starmer's warped policy bubble! www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

How are Iranians supposed to rebel and overthrow their government of they have to hide from constant bombing?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c6...

"We will bring death and destruction all day long" says the Trump regime, with apparently no self awareness whatsoever.

Kristi Noem is balls deep in corruption, with a front company set up mere days before the award of massive contracts to her close associates. But even if this wasn't corrupt, why were taxpayers funding a $220M political ad campaign focused on her?! southdakotasearchlight.com/2025/11/14/f...

I've personally known a lot of women turning into Tory TERFs after having kids, so this explains a lot😎 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I don't believe helping Putin was Mushbrain Trump's motivation for starting a war with Iran - but it's certainly helped Russia by doubling their oil incomes!

Haunted mannequin Shabana Mahmood is a fool if she thinks this move will stop refugees - it'll just force more people onto small boats instead of taking safe flights! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

A Teams call seems brutal, but is there really any good way to fire hundreds of people en masse? Brewdog was a victim of their own success, they expanded too fast and made poor decisions. Very sad. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Andrew had ANOTHER home, and he was only paying £1083 a month for it? That wouldn't even get you a one bedroom studio in London! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Obviously it's *cough* unfair to laugh at people's silly names, but had to laugh at a girl on the BBC in Dubai called Jade Angel-Beans. At first I thought she was Jade Anal Beads🤣😄 Stay away from Dubai, morons!

No fan of Mandelson of course, but I wonder if Mandy would've been able to smooth over this difference of opinion. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Here's a tax wheeze for Rachel Reeves: any money *earned* in the UK, paid by a UK business, should be taxed as income, unless the recipient lives in a nation with whom we have a double taxation agreement. That would really fuck Isabel Oakeshott and non-doms like her! www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X_K...

Iran's had Khomeini and Khamenei, so surely the next Dear Leader has to be a Mr Khuminie?

Michelle Mone will be delighted to see this show of support in Washington😜

Don’t get distracted by #Iran. #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

Sorry but I've got no sympathy with anyone British who's living in or visiting Dubai. If you're stupid enough to go to a fascist slave state for your jollies, they should accept the consequences.

Interesting to hear the great fear for Iranians is partition. Creating an independent Kurdistan is long overdue but could drag Turkey into the conflict. An independent Baluchistan would drag Pakistan into the conflict, as they're struggling with a Baloch insurgency there too.

I want to see Iran free and democratic. But in the meantime, I have the world's tiniest violin for Saudi Arabia, UAE and Israel. I'd be delighted to see Dubai's fascist slave state utterly demolished.

Six years ago, his principles were entirely different.

Oh dear - Lucy Connolly has barely been out of jail for 2 weeks, and she's already attacking people from Liverpool. And of course she's Reform's freeze peach mascot, despite agreeing with Nigel Farage that Alaa Abd El Fattah should be deported for his posts!😂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dyt...

Also (I want there to be no grey areas here) 99% of uk citizens in the Middle East are there to earn big money & pay no tax. You want a helping hand out of a war zone when you voluntarily went into an unstable are of the world, the government should help but you need to pay for it. Not my taxes.

I wonder how right wing dickwad and Dubai resident Isabel Oakeshott is feeling right about now😂😎 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Starmer has entirely ruled out any kind of constitutional reform: why, when it's so desperately needed? I understood when he unfairly won a huge majority on a third of the public vote, but now Labour are facing obliteration and a Reform majority, isn't it time to look again?

Because of course, Israel is using Trump's Iran Epstein distraction to attack Lebanon again. Because Netanyahu is a monstrous war criminal. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...

Random thought: I want a remake of "Je t'aime" with Alan Carr and Diane Morgan. With Alan Carr doing the June Whitfield part, obvs.

I'm not going to mourn Khamenei, by any measure he was an evil man. But the US murdering a head of state of a nation they weren't at war with is surely a crime under both US and international law?! Not that Trump cares about the law! www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

If this attack fails "Trump could hurt his legacy", says the BBC? The legacy of being America's worst, most hated president?! Seriously WTF BBC News?! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump is a fool if he thinks taking out a senile 89 year old man is going to make a difference. Khamenei hasn't ruled Iran for decades. If Trump wants to normalise the murder of unpopular heads of state, he may find he reaps what he sows. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Sounds like this young woman should be suing her irresponsible parents not Meta. Her parents gave her an iPhone and let her doomscroll the whole day from the age of 6. Her problem is bad parenting. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oh fuck right off Laura Kuennsberg. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m rarely surprised when Labour does something cruel and illiberal. They have never been, or claimed to be, a liberal party of principle. They existed solely to advance the interests of a particular class, just like the Tories, and the game was a fight over the middle.

"Bride of Chuckie" says she won't let pesky democracy stop her evil plans! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...