I'm sure China will be completely awestruck. Trump and his powerpals. Is Elon grovelling for some decent batteries... Wonder what the rest think they'll get while the Chinese likely couldn't give a toss.

This is well over a decade old, but still somewhat relevant

Prompted by a post from the reliably splendid @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social, I did a google thing #bbc #russia @labouruk.bsky.social @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Hyper wealthy, elitist sociopaths have realised they can buy governments via the media companies they own/control and by providing huge funding to their shills. Worked in the USA, let's turn it up in the UK Russia seems a common factor, too

Scotland finally lets the team down with 2 reforms

Seems to me that one of the simplest things Starmer could do next week is to introduce legislation specifying that you can only stand as a party leader / become PM if you pass security vetting. Existing leaders that fail vetting can't be PM. Simples. Obvs Starmer completes his term meanwhile

Waiting for Kemi to unironically call for Starmer's P45 due to shocking figures. Labour's are far worse but pot, kettle

Well this makes all the effort of WWII look a bit of a wasted effort

I bet #TheGhostOfClacton turns up to Kuenssberg this Sunday. Even if he's not invited #uk #elections

Expecting lots of 'Reform are amazing, all the potholes are already fixed!' bullshit over the coming months, while JCB mysteriously have a large uptick in pothole machine sales. Then, in about 9 months... 'Fuck me is this my Council Tax bill? They promised me this would go DOWN'

Pictures of party leaders at polling stations. Of course, one has to pose like a wanker. I bet he was the kid who flicked shit at others from the back of the class

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

#elections #reform #tax

Remember kids... Voting for #Reform doesn't mean they'll let you dodge paying tax, too.

Don’t vote Reform.Every single vote for them is a win for Russian oligarchs,MAGA sponsors+tax dodging millionaires laughing on their yachts as their “forriners” distraction succeeds.Chancers,grifters,liars+racists.Hatred dressed as answers.For progress,vote 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 SNP 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Greens 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Plaid #Hope #Gobaith ❤️

Just discovered that Google #Chrome silently downloads a 4-5GB 'Gemini nano' AI model to your machine. Instructions to remove it - google [lol] for chrome remove gemini nano It might not free the diskspace but it hopefully reduces memory usage.

Is anyone keeping count of the things Chump has obliterated or how many times he's ended the Iran war? Cos frankly I can't be arsed 🤣

I see that oddly, farage's "arson" attack is being investigated as a burglary. Maybe it was an 'arse burglar'. Also his French girlfriend refuses to explain how 'her' house was paid for. You'd think it a simple enough question.

So if Putin is hiding in a bunker... Find the exits and the ventilation, get six guys with bags of quick-set cement and builders' foam. Stick am epitaph plaque on the outside. Instant tomb.

BREAKING: Disbarred lawyer and friend of Donald Trump, Rudi Giuliani is still in hospital. Staff say he's still in hypocritical condition

www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/sco... After Malcolm Offord bragged about the amount of boats he owned, he was left red-faced by the co-leader of the Scottish Greens

This is an important read if you like not being scammed by bastards:

James Comey has been keeping busy waiting for his upcoming trial.

Only if the judge is always Q

‘I Set Up a Fake Far-Right News Channel to Interview Reform UK Candidates and This Is What They Told Me’ The Reform hopefuls were quick to condemn scandals supposedly overseen by Labour, Conservative and Liberal Democrat councils, without realising they were actually condemning the actions of…

Nigel’s Dodgy Donations JonathanPie.com youtu.be/SqObceUurRs?...

Just leaving this here for a bit

BREAKING: 'It began at puberty' - Trump's first sex doll revealed. Tiny Tears, usually a wholesome family favourite but not for him

So you reckon UAE is leaving OPEC because Russia cut a deal with them due to the damage the Ukraine war is doing to Russian stuff?

EV and solar manufacturers rejoice as the Trump Stupidity Index #$TRSX hits new multi-day highs #oil #iran

How're you voting next week...? Like these guys? #reform

Leaving this here #reform

Oil's off north again. Presumably because yet another Chump assassination attempt failed to bear fruit.

Once again because I picked up a few new followers.

The only flag Chump serves

Isn't it about time that TVs had the aerial input removed, just making them smart HDMI media panels? Don't care if that inconveniences the #BBC.

Dear Jim, Can you please paint Cannibal Holocaust in the style of Peppa Pig. Thank you, Lucy Chambers

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Thinking about jobs + how they all have basic requirements to fulfill the role w/out being disciplined for being slack, inept, etc Seems that MPs, especially, should have minimum HOC attendance + participation, constituency surgeries, else they're not doing the job, right?

Reform wants to introduce a “patriotic curriculum”. The Rt Hon Geoffrey Geoff-Geoffrey has thoughts…

I think @labouruk.bsky.social should reinstate Angela Rayner solely so she can mercilessly troll serial tax dodgers Tice and Farage. Though presumably she'd be happy to crack on with real work, too. Unlike workshy grifting gobshite Farage #UK

I haven't seen any reference to this in the UK 'let's-not-give Labour-any credit-for-anything' media.

Again TACO Tuesday does not disappoint #iran

I see oil's on the way back up today as some estate agents and a Sofaphile Captain Haddock cosplay enthusiast are bafflingly unable to negotiate peace terms for a war started by their corrupt, batshit, kiddy fiddling boss #iran