Speaker Johnson receives his briefing

WAR in IRAN. Tickets to see my new live show at: JonathanPie.com youtu.be/iAcgIMDQsog?...

So. Has Noem been arrested yet now she's got no chums?

Chapter nine: The sacking of Kristi Noem In which she learns what being an evil hag is like when you no longer have protection from the law and have to face consequences and accountability

Not Winston Churchill? Chump does know that Churchill fought AGAINST the facists, right? Maybe that's his problem.

So what's this I hear about Matt Goodwin and Election Expense Fraud? Or is it just social media guff, can't see anything from 'proper' news sources [yet]

So.... Is the orange idiot going to these lengths to make EUROPE's life harder? Even for him it seems counterproductive as an Epstein distraction and there's no stated purpose other than the nuke programme he told everyone he 'obliterated' last year anyway. There's always oil, too, I suppose

Panic in the CIA as Trump's 'killswitch' implant misfires following a remote triggering. Spooks now hoping for an aneurysm or a slip in the shower while they assess secondary options. NB... that ear is immaculate, eh?

It's official. You really can no longer make this shit up.

So it turns out that the fastest way to shut Chump up is for anyone to shout Allahu akbar at him I hope this doesn't become a 'trend' 🙄

Iranian military celebrates the stunning accuracy of their newest smart bomb as one hits Isabel Oakeshott square in the arse.

As the wealthy flee #Dubai, just paying a bit of tax suddenly doesn't seem that bad

I tried coming up with a moderately worded post about the USA and Iran but all that came out was... %^%%^%^^%Q^%%|%^|^%Q%^^(£^%(£^$)(Q£*^$(*£Q^%()^%(Q£)^Q_"&$)Q£&%)(Q^%)(Q£^&)(£Q*^$)( idiots

I think the Trump Iran war distraction from the #Epstein files should have lasted a little longer. Still his little mushroom will be priapic for a little while I suppose

Khameni dead allegedly. So start the power vacuum. The oil grab. The loyalist terrorism Trump's sickening priapic preening.

Apparently the UK 'has planes in the sky' over there. I thought Starmer wasn't supporting this stupidity, not letting US bombers use the UK bases, etc... Might just be a U-turn of course, naturally.

#NigelMirage Consistently Nigel. #greens #gorton #denton #byelection @zackpolanski.bsky.social

BREAKING: Initial inquiries into 'Family Voting Fraud', demanded by #NigelMirage reveal that almost every case spotted was a Reform voter.

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

Awwww boohoo #mattgoodwin #gorton #denton

No boohoo for you #NigelMirage. Nope, nothing. As you used to say to Remainers 'You lost, get over it'. Take your own advice and STFU you pathetic whiner. #greens #gorton #denton

Congrats to Hannah Spencer and @greenparty.org.uk #gorton #denton #greenparty

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I see the #Reformatives are trying to do a trump and cry foul despite their own demographic being the one most ethically disposed to cheating to win with 'family voting', etc #greens #gorton @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Well done @zackpolanski.bsky.social and Hannah on a convincing win for the Greens and Hope!

BREAKING: Nigel Farage has demanded a recount of the Gorton & Denton Byelection, despite the ballot not yet being closed, citing Radical Left vote-rigging, interference from Small Boats and lack of flags. Speaking from his fifth home in the South of France this morning, Nigel Farage ...READ MORE

Rooting for Hannah Spencer tomorrow in the Gorton byelection. Even though I live 2hrs drive away from the constituency. I still live quite a bit closer than Goodwin does, though... @zackpolanski.bsky.social #GreensUK @greenparty.org.uk

Guess who @linkedin.com, among others, use for their 'verification'

Tonight’s state of the union.

The Pennergarn thinks an Iran conflict might have consequences including 'allied casualties' USA thinks it still has allies that will commit lives to Trump's idiocy. Cute.

Oh dear How sad Never mind

Them as has it in them to shine will shine through six layers of muck, whereas those who ain't shiny won't shine however much you buff 'em Nanny Ogg

If someone could get farage done for tax evasion, his most likely offence, Clacton could probably recall him... Just thinking out loud

#DirtyDon might be feeling smug, in that tragic empty way that he does, about the hockey and whatnot but the USA was owned well into second place overall by a far smaller European country. Which I took a moment to point out to him, naturally.

Listening to CBL I feel remiss in not sharing... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzqi... 1/3

Ooopsie. #DirtyDon made another fail

@zackpolanski.bsky.social I see Hannah's competitor's campaign manager has been binned off for anti-semitism and misogyny. How bad was it that Reform sacked him for their main selling points? BTW is Hannah on BS?

So, #usa. We've hauled our former prince back into the police station again on more charges. The French have formed a special department just to analyse the Epstein files. What the fuck are you losers doing?

Water bill going up by 10% for the next year. That's nice. And Severn Trent are SUCH value for money, of course. #UKwater

A beautiful fucking thing

One joke that still makes me laugh is that one where people ask who you would love to go to a dinner party with alive or dead and they say something like "Nigel farage, dead" I'm being sincere here. I laughed at myself as I typed this

The demographic beautifully illustrating their cognitive skills once more

Apparently council elections are now NOT to be delayed. Leaving it a bit close for the councils to get their election cards printed...

This is where we see if they push back or gleefully turn over the data

BREAKING: Reform pledge to close all radio stations if elected, replacing them with 'Radio Freedom' which will play Wagner's Ring Cycle on a constant loop interspersed with uplifting messages from The Party and hourly GBNews

Not heard of Palantir or Peter Thiel? You might want to get googling and decide whether you think your NHS data should be in his hands

Wow! Palestine Action win judicial review - Guardian report. This is a *big* legal win. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Always fact check AI results. This is Google's TON618 is a fuckoff big supermassive black hole not a quasar. This same AI knows this in a slightly different search