So. 250 was shit show all round pretty much by the sound of it

Andy Simcock kindly gave me a guest spot on his newsletter for my short story “The Stenographer of Souls”. I think it’s mildly horrible, I hope you like it: open.substack.com/pub/andysimc...

If this doesn't put you off 'cloud ownership' then it should. #Sony

@vivaldi.com Hey guys, how about an auto-forward action for email filters. Perfect for streamlining workflows like sending invoices/receipts from common suppliers to services like DEXT

Get your wallet out, fat boy

Not a very clinical test but @vivaldi.com seems to use less than half the RAM for roughly the same open + refreshed tabs as Chrome. ~15 tabs in this case including FB and LinkedIn which are greedy. 1.6GB vs 4.1GB according to task manager That's nice, that's a 'chunk of computer back', thank you.

Something soothing to start the week, as we all know how it goes for the nazi

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Just watching your interview with Nish and it reminds me of one of my fundamental tenets... If someone is telling you A Thing loudly and often, always ask what they stand to gain by your believing them

Things I trust more than Nigel #Farage... Number 36: My dear trusted friend, Dr Nelson Akimwambe Mboto, whose brother is unfairly imprisoned and needs some financial help to release his millions back to him.

#MRSA is good for you

Something to ponder as the weekend approaches... Why are there no good-looking billionaires? Answers by EOP Monday, please 🤣

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What's it all about, eh? #algae

With the share price of #$SPCX 'rocketing' down it seems that Elmo may have scored two world firsts... The first trillionaire The first trillionaire to stop being a trillionaire

What goes up... #$SPCX

Awaiting the painfully inevitable, totally irony-free 'His party thinks they can swap leaders willy-nilly' From galactically self-unaware #Kemi #Starmer

Yep. Really. FFS, round we go again then. #starmer

Really???? #starmer @labouruk.bsky.social

We also don't need 'two-tier broadcasting'

Is Nigel with #BBCLauraK this morning for tea & sympathy? Have to ask cos I can't bring myself to watch that overpaid hack not do her jor properly

If Britain First are so disappointed with the state of the country then why don't they fuck off to Spain where they'll be just as despised but it's sunny.

Trump the Peacemaker. JonathanPie.com youtu.be/ndkFtUKLNZY?...

Seriously? We could rejoin 'as if nothing had happened' Fuck me that's the absolute deal of the century. To not take that would be the second most ridiculous act of self-harm to the UK after Brexit itself.

BREAKING: #Makerfield

So now the USA has a president/govt being openly being blackmailed/extorted by Israel and this isn't a national security concern? Of course the best advice is 'don't do the Bad Thing in the first place' but they always think they're entitled and untouchable, every time. Until they aren't.

BREAKING: Israel is saying if he goes through with this deal they will start to release the Epstein files on Trump and other officials… This is getting so fucking delicious, that it absolutely has to be fattening. Enjoy. 😎✨

Yay #Makerfield [I think] It even inspired me to very briefly pop over to That Place where I could let Fivemil Farage have my sympathies. Where I found this post by the Great Leader himself. No I didn't listen to it, I just assumed he was whinging and being a whiny cunt. Anyway. Sympathies given

Friday, June 19, Noon Pacific Time - if you are going to tune in for one match, this is the one to watch! It will be played in Seattle.

The pipe organ patch just makes it work so well lilke a quirky Hammer House of Horror incidental music track @huwbowen.bsky.social

An optimistic start to the day Wordle 1,824 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Me waiting for Farcebook to ask me to verify my age when my actual account itself is more than 16 years old

I see #Starmer chickened out on dealing with the SM companies, choosing to deal with their 'customers' instead It would have been better for SM companies to categorise posts - eg sex, religion, extremism, for-kids, etc. Then also make them display the totals by category at the top of all pages

This latest #Iran war 'peace deal' Everyone is using the word 'alleged' because they know Chump can't be trusted and nor can Israel. Remember when shit was announced and it was actually real and official instead of a glorified bullshit tweet to sycophantic media?

As ministers and the media ponder how to increase spending on defence, Ltd worth reminding ourselves that were it not for the damage Brexit has inflicted on us, we would t be having this conversation. Farage and Johnson have screwed us all.

London apparently not so keen on hyper-rich folks not doing anything to help the less fortunate

Never mind, #facebook, there's always something more productive for me to do than look at you

I think we now have proof that being a trillionaire doesn't make you good, likeable or right. #ipo

@zackpolanski.bsky.social When #Elmo is calling you names you know you're excelling at what you're doing. Good work.

I rarely ever repost a post I made but PLEASE get traction with a swift reposting for this on all your media sites. Imagine how angry Fat Donnie will be if everywhere he goes he hears 'OBAMA! OH. BA. MA '!! Then call the coroner, because this should finally do his fat ass in.

And who exactly is the sucker in this, then #DozyDon ... Is it you? Did you let the USA get 'played'?

Comrade Tommy is in Russia for another round of funding talks

Given that Palestine Action got proscribed for various acts fo sabotage and other stuff... I'd say that #reform have now passed the threshold of activity for proscription too.

The Cure's Robert Smith perfectly sums up the difference between Americans and Brits.

Bibi shot first

Coming to a town near you soon

Quiet, piggy

Nigel Farage is a cunt.

Fivemil Farage warming up for 'most excellent summer of complete cuntery' #reform