@wotc-news.bsky.social Vampire fairies. Can we have them, please? Thank you!

I got booted from my line in Sonic. My tushie is burning and rectum feels stretched.

Check out my interview with #mtg artist Samuel Perin! He's one talented and business-savvy artist! #MagicTheGathering youtu.be/VwKNn237r-Q

Can we all take a minute and thank @ovidiocartagena.bsky.social for this amazing middle finger to AI? #RealArtMatters

@vproceart.bsky.social thank you so much for the support!

I love you two! ❤️

Framing.

Alper Markov sits down with the multitalented @juliankok.bsky.social to discuss his international artistic visions and how he continues to evolve with each piece of art he produces! youtu.be/r1WkOZh51gw

Alper and #MTG artist Jack Hughes discuss all sorts of youtu.be/XMirOnM7RvA #MagictheGathering

Alper and #MTG artist Jack Hughes discuss all sorts of youtu.be/XMirOnM7RvA #MagictheGathering

I remixed my living room.

Gluten-free Ugin?! Thank you, Rudy!

Alper Markov is back and kicks off his sebactacle by interviewing the phenomenal #mtg artist Rhonda Libbey! youtu.be/Eg7qnOEpHQM

I would to propose a Blake Lively Award at the Oscars, in which an actor/actress is given an award for the quickest shitting of the bed of their career.

@kathygriffin.bsky.social turning trauma-bonding into laughter. Welcome back.

I got two rares from this…#mtg

Thank you, Jack Hughes! It’s finally another Daddy Markov who fuckable! #mtginnistrad

My new neighbor is a college-aged girl named Liliana. Do you think her parents play #mtg ?

@kathleenmadigan.bsky.social I just found today I’m not just a Germite, but also a Jermite. So I’m a Gjermite! Sort of like the Swedish Chef…

I had a dream about a full new expansion for #MTG called “Innistrad: No Mercy”. I wish you all could have seen the art.

Thank you Anson and Brenda Maddocks! ♥️♥️♥️ #MTG

Alex Brock Art, thank you so much for this print of “Integrating the Shadow” and for making it 1/1. It’s getting framed this week! #MTG

I’m #MagictheGathering

Hey JK Rowling: I like it when you shut up.

I had to attend to the real world for a while, but artist interviews are now officially resuming! #MTG

How has it been two years? youtu.be/GGfNiD401Yo?...

Paintings are like pets. You don’t resell and you stick with them for life!

Being in the Phantom Troup seems awful. Living in a dingy, shit warehouse, killing people left and right just so you can steal money…to continue living in a dingy, shit warehouse…

True fact: once thought texted a Known Associate the question “Which Secret Lair do you secretly want” but my iPhone changed it to “What Sex Lair do you secretly want”? #MagictheGathering

My entire play group (3 men, 2 women) unanimously agreed that we’d all like to be smashed by Daddy Markov. Volkan Baga, thank you for this special memory.

325lb deadlift makes my ass feel like got into a fight with a barstool and lost. DOMS.

@schmandrewart.bsky.social I need you to follow me so I can get my shirt :)

Do you like horror? Then you’ll love this! youtu.be/1qRTkDFe-kU?...

A History of Horror in the Art of Magic! youtu.be/1qRTkDFe-kU?... @vorthosmike.bsky.social @nitpickingnerds.bsky.social Anson Maddocks and Phil Stone!

Work outfit…

Brolivia Voldaren. #MagictheGathering

Beans. High in fiber. Low in fat. And can daze a Shih-Tzu when exiting the colon.

Guys and gals, interviews planned and coming! Alper be busy. As you see, he has demons to tend to…

3 years ago I was fortunate to interview a legend of fantasy art. #RIP Greg. youtu.be/SIu6DAkKxz8?...

Coming soon from our MTG Vegas Panel

@kafisart.bsky.social I would love to interview you on my show! I could not find a proper email so I have been reduced to this 😆 Hope this is not too gauche!