Roses are Red, Tim Curry was in Clue,

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. -Elwood 19:80

Flat-earther has thoughts about Artemis, With comments that show how not-smart it is To doubt the observance Of gravity’s occurrence Like a nut on the noggin in autumn’s is

The split infinitive store had to abruptly call me with a message for you. They want to immediately have their engraved plaque of the Star Trek TOS opening monologue returned.

We’re going to have to start making pennies out of steel again to save copp- oh wait nevermind

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Muppetry on the Bounty

PHRASING

I love this!

This got me - “At what point did we cross the line from the fine and noble pursuit of genuine civil liberties to the reckless and dangerously permissive atmosphere which allows criminals of every age to beat and rape a helpless woman and then laugh at her family's anguish?” It’s all projection.

Gabby Johnson is right!

Ok y’all, let’s talk a bit about correlation /causation in the wake of the acetaminophen/autism discussion now active. I cherrypic… er, researched some statistics to allege a theoretical relationship between the increase in autism diagnoses with the increase in back sleeping in infants. 1/x

Slightly diminish a band: 38 Regular

So I get that correlation does not necessarily equal causation, and we don’t know the entire story, but there is something poetic about watching Kroger weather this bloodletting right after they forced out their CEO for misconduct.

Trump’s tariffs are going to hurt everyone not shorting the market. Retirement funds (401(k)s) are going to take a BIG HIT tomorrow and no one knows for how long under Trump. Tomorrow’s futures just keep getting worse:

Happy New Year! Health and prosperity to you and yours. #traditions #southernnewyear #greens #blackeyepeas #cornbread

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

“Would the defendant like to make a statement before the court renders its verdict?” * defendant proceeds to furiously lick its own crotch

If you see this post a Knight…

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Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Architect: the solid/void analysis of the container vis-à-vis that which is contained reveals that a receptacle qua receptacle cannot be considered either full or empty in partiality, insofar as fullness nor emptiness evoke no increm-

Post a picture you took to bring some zen into the zone…