@tacothecat.bsky.social is always the bestest- thank you!! -Cecil “…wait… what are you implying, Taco..? 😹 -Bren”

Dad walks in. He looks at me. I don’t like it. One step closer buddy, and I’m OUT -Bren, every night since 2021

Skritches pls, thx -Bren

It would appear there is no room for me -Momma

I’m ‘over it’ today, -Humps

heard the can opener from the other room by chance are there yummy snacks I heard there were Thanksgiving leftovers too I think I heard a Tupperware lid come off and someone opened the fridge which I could tell by the pressure change in the atmosphere it woke me up so about those snacks tho -Grey

UGH. Welp I guess it’s that time of year again. ‘Til Spring, -Humps

The reason don’t get as many pictures of Bren is because most of them would be crap like this -Cecil

Happy Thanksgiving frens! Mom is still recovering, so ALL of us are thankful for a week FULL of the quiet, peaceful warmth that only Mommas can provides -Tribe

Momma is home recovering from a procedure this week so, of course I bestow her with extra gifts -Bren

ONE of us can control ourselves when Mom puts out the Catnip -Humps

DAD MOVED THE GUITAR CASE HE IS DEAD TO ME NOW -Humps

Day 8. Dad still hasn’t moved the guitar, and as such it is still my preferred Nap Nook -Humps

Not *supPOsed* to be in Moms studio during her workday, but she forgot to close the door. And I founded a sunbeam. #NoRegrets -Grey

Left a little surprise for Dad in his office, -Cecil (“…DUDE your job is to HIDE evidence, not PLANT it!”)

Day 5, nap nook on point. Dad is not allowed to move the guitar, -Humps

I have officially decided on my new Nap Nook. Admittedly, it is not what I originally envisioned, but I’m on day 4 of using it, with excellent results. If Dad moves that guitar case, he’s dead to me -Humps

Am quite effective at separating Momma from her coffee, and rendering it cold before she can drink it -Grey

Wut. You wanted to sit here? But I’m here. Ugh- fine. Whatever. -Bren

Well, I *was* gonna bring it inside, but Momma said “No SIR!” (I argued for a moment, but she wasn’t going to budge on this one) -Cecil

So, it’s been about 2 years since he’s come by on the regular, but.. Ole’ Red Cat is back, and he doesn’t look so good. Momma is feeding him every time he comes by. Not sure what happened to him -Cecil

Watching Dad take a 5 minute / $15 toilet fix and make it a 4hour / $300 problem, -Bren (…”it was an ACCident!” -Dad)

Special thanks to our favorit-est fren, Taco, for honoring Us and Binx and all the house panthers for National Black Cat Day. We love @tacothecat.bsky.social and his Hooman! -Cecil

HECK YAH HAPPY NATIONAL BLACK CAT DAY BEETCHES! -Cecil

It’s only taken 6 years but Bren & I finally broke down and gave Dad snugs -together - in the FRONT room 🤯 far from the escape hatch. Last night was the best #Caturday Eve ever. (For Dad) However today we are back to No Love for Dad -Cecil

Bren the ‘porch pirate’, at it again. We intercepted this pic coming to Dad from the neighbor’s house. That big feller, Orange Julius, is no match for the Brendabeast -Cecil

Helllooo, hope your Friday morning is going as well as mine -Cecil

Currently trying out new Nap Nooks, dislike all so far -Humps

(Grey-bearded) Dad is obsessed with MY pending shift to a Grey Beard. -Cecil

Momma is back 😸😸 -Cecil

Smh.. -Ms. Humphrey

Alas- I, forlorn, (In the absence of, mah mahhh) Await her return. -Grey #haiku #catpoetry

Wut, were you trying to work? -Grey

When mom’s away, I sleep wherever TF I want to -Humps

Happy #Caturday my lovely frens -Grey

Momma we heard you’re going out of town AGAIN and leaving us with dad?! -Cecil & Humps “WHAT?!” -Grey

NAME: Grey Grey DATE: 9/19/2025 AGE: 4 SEX: FEMALE DESCRIPTION: Grey / Dilute Tortie Shorthair w/ clipped left ear Booked on multiple counts: A&B w/ deadly weapons (claws); Burglary (Mom’s yogurt); Unlawful Entry (Multiple); Kidnapping (Snakes, Birds); Stalking (Mom); and Indecent Exposure

You’re welcome -Dad

I don’t feel good. -Grey “…and if that’s ALL she has to say, you KNOW she ain’t feelin 💯 “ -Bren

Nap Ball is the best Ball. -Grey #BallisLife

THERE IS AN INTRUDER IN THE HOME WHICH MEANS THERE IS A TRAITOR IN THE TRIBE -Bren

Tail Pillow, -Humps

STALK Momma I don’t STALK Momma Why would say that I just looove Momma and I wanna know what she’s doing and I wanna see where she’s going and I go there too and then sit with herrr aaaand nap with herrrr oh it’s so nice I just love Momma and I wanna be around momma and sometimes yeah I stare -Grey

Rainy day here, I have tucked myself into myself accordingly, -Humps (And for those following along, I have still been a little under the weather, haven’t felt 100% - it’s my SKIN. The hoomans forced a new Medicine into my mouth. I will give it benefit of the doubt, cause I’d like to feel better)

Yeahhh, Imma stay outside for a while, y’all seem STRESSED in there RN. Something about, “how’d all these flies get in?!” or something? I dunno, y’all runnin’ around like mad, banging on things with rolled up paper and cursing. I even felt, I swear, some kind of salt-propelled grenades go by -Grey

Adept passersby, would note the size and strength of my Teefers, even from great distances -Cecil

You’ve been gone for ANOTHER week momma, what gives?! -Cecil

I have not been feeling my bestest. I threw’d up, and I skipped breakfast. I did eat dinner tho, and I am not running a fever, so not sure what’s up, -Humps

Could there be anything better than Moms Lap? -Grey

Nailed the “duckface selfie” look. -Cecil & Bren