Tried to pull a fast one on Dad and get 2nd Breakfast this morning, but he saw through our ruse. We almost had him. Tomorrow we will try harder to annoy him until he caves in -Grey

If I shenan once, I’ll shenanigan. I better nap instead, -Grey

I’m come to find there is no better medicine for when the world is scary -Cecil

We hear there is a #badbunny where do we find it -Cecil

‘Sup. Happy #Caturday, fellow #Cats and #corgicrew frens. Love seeing all the #corgis outside squirrel hunting today. Corgi’s keep it real, I like that. The only Doggos we associate with -Cecil

Momma says I need to lose some weight ‘cause I can’t “Shrimping” -Grey

People wonder if tiny Brendalyn can really back up her Bad B**** vibes, yes. Yes she can. This is not our porch, and that is Lycan she’s staring down -Cecil

Happy #Caturday frens, I hope your winter floof is as beautiful as mine -Grey #cats #beautifulcats #catsofbluesky

Mine. -Humps

“Bahahaaa, Cecil can’t open the cat door” -Bren “…I’m inside, I’m literally sleeping next to you” -Cecil “Wait.. then who’s outside the back door?!” #catsofbluesky #newcatfriend

It’s too cold to put any more effort into my posts. Night night frens -Cecil

Hello hoomans, now that you’re home and settled we have a number of Grievances to discuss with you both -Tribe

I titled this one, “this is how far Grey made it”. And yes the hoomans are home, -Cecil

The worst snow storm in a decade, temps in the Teens, and the hoomans are gone. How does each cat respond?

UPDATE: no sign of the hoomans yet. Word on the street is we have the house to ourselves at least another day or 2. -Grey

The hooman’s keep sending people over to “make sure we’re ok” -Grey 🤦‍♂️ -Cecil 🙄 -Humps “…they do remember who we are and how we grew up, right..?” -Bren

The hooman’s keep sending people over to “make sure we’re ok” -Grey 🤦‍♂️ -Cecil 🙄 -Humps “…they do remember who we are and how we grew up, right..?” -Bren

The hoomans foolishly left town and are stranded by #winterstorm #fern which hasn’t even begun yet. Thanks Southwest for preemptively cancelling flights! You know where I’ll be, -Grey

What’s that? We have 1000 followers? -Bren

Alas.. long day buildin’ stuff and making that money. Sure would be easier with opposable thumbs, -Humps

Mom says I shouldn’t come inside this dirty but I say, “but how else am I gonna take such magnificent selfies?” -Cecil

Ms. Humphrey Construction, LLC is embarking on yet another project. This time we are taking over a Commercial job for Dad, and we are building out his Recording Studio. In exchange, we have negotiated a cut of all the royalties -Humps

‘Ellooo I tired may I borrow your lap pls -Hump

…😽 how YOU doerrrn -Cecil

Say Hi to Lycan, my “brotha from anotha motha” -Bren

Humps, we have SO many questions girl, -Cecil

I made frens with Momma in May 2020. She wasn’t able to work because of some “virus”, so she’d spend hours with the door wide open waiting for me to feel safe enough to come a little ways inside. She was very nice to me and her pets were wonderful and she didn’t scare me so I kept coming back -Grey

Dawww I found a Baby Grey pic. -Cecil

Found an old pic Dad made. He thought it was funny, mom didn’t -Cecil

I titled this one: “Hey Grey, c’mon, it’s a BEAUTIFUL day outside! …Grey? …Grey?” -Cecil

Find a Momma like ours, who has a never ending supply of Cat Nap blankets -Humps & Grey

I came inside to go to bed, after a hard day grindin’ out on the streets. I thought Mom was on the couch, I got comfy on the rug… but then I realized it was Dad. An he was SNAPPING PICS. I’m sleeping outside tonight, -Bren

Happy Monday, Love, -Cecil

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! It’s Interview time! (Thread) INTERVIEWER: Well hello again! CECIL: Hello. GREY: Hiiiiiii 😻😻 HUMPS: …do I have to talk? BREN: 🙄 not this again.. INTERVIEWER: Great to see you doing so well! How did 2025 treated you? CECIL: Oh, it’s been a doozy. New neighbors

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! It’s Interview time! (Thread) INTERVIEWER: Well hello again! CECIL: Hello. GREY: Hiiiiiii 😻😻 HUMPS: …do I have to talk? BREN: 🙄 not this again.. INTERVIEWER: Great to see you doing so well! How did 2025 treated you? CECIL: Oh, it’s been a doozy. New neighbors

How to: Ball. -Grey

“Umm…rough day?” -Cecil “Don’t wanna talk about it.” -Bren (“…Brendalyn I JUST vacuumed!” -Mom)

#throwback to when Dad ate my leg -Brendalyn “…BREN! What are you doing with Dad’s phone?! Drop it, just, set it down slowly, back away- back, away!”

I approve this message -Humps

Caption this? -Cecil

Merry Christmas, bluesky Frens! May your holidays be as wonderful as a new box to play with, filled with catnip -Humps & Cecil, and the whole Tribe (“…really Dad? That’s what you’re going with?”)

Another great Bathroom remodel coming to fruition thanks to Ms Humphrey Construction LLC. The hoomans caused all the delays. -Humps

#NoRegrets, -Grey

Momma’s knittin’, assume the posit’n -Grey

We won’t TELL mom it’s time for dinner while she’s working, but there will be signs -Humps, Grey & Bren

Today a Kangaroo got loose in our city. Thought we’d seen everything… Shouldda called us -Cecil www.facebook.com/share/v/1BDg...

Hello I know you’re in session, but I left some Bird Bits on the couch for you -Bren

Now providing Home Appliance Inspections services as part of the Ms Humphrey Construction, LLC -Humps

@tacothecat.bsky.social is always the bestest- thank you!! -Cecil “…wait… what are you implying, Taco..? 😹 -Bren”

Dad walks in. He looks at me. I don’t like it. One step closer buddy, and I’m OUT -Bren, every night since 2021