Sqwirl Scouts were spotted today, sizing up our defenses, testing out perimeter and, I suspect, planning the final stages of their aerial attack -Bren

Some hoomans require considerably more effort to alert, when dinner is behind schedule -Cecil

*western movie standoff music* Hello. You are not my long-lost twin, stop pretending. This is Tribe territory- I call the shots here, and I don’t like you. Look- Mom may invite you here, and I can’t stop her if she does. But be forewarned: it will cost you your balls. You best move on. -Cecil

This year is definitely high on Birbs but weak on Sneks. Hunting grounds have changed. Birbs taste better anyway, so no complaints -Bren

Hahaaaaaa got another one today -Cecil

Latest project for Ms. Humphrey Construction LLC. Building some moveable sound panels for Dad’s recording studio. However, forgot to suit up, will have to have Cecil clean the black fabric -Humps

Happy #caturday, #catsofbluesky -Cecil

Happy #caturday, #catsofbluesky -Cecil

Anymore I just get skritches from Mom to make Grey jealous. It works, -Brendalyn

OK guys, Mom’s onto us, so DON’T SAY ANYTHING -Brendalyn

I meowed at Momma until she followed me, but I don’t think she understood it’s because I have some tightness in my shoulders and pain in my lower back -Grey

Since its prime Snek (ugh-I mean, *snake*) season, we would like to remind people we offer Snek Relocation Services and, Snek Identification Services as well, 1 meelion dollars, -Cecil

Since its prime Snek (ugh-I mean, *snake*) season, we would like to remind people we offer Snek Relocation Services and, Snek Identification Services as well, 1 meelion dollars, -Cecil

Sunbeaming level: Professional Happy #Caturday -Grey

THEY ARE SHELTERING ENEMIES OF THE STATE! -Bren

We intercepted this photo on DAD’S PHONE and this is NOT ok, the hoomans are building houses FOR THE SQUIRREL TERRORISTS -Bren

The resurgence of Squirrel Terrorist groups is major cause for concern. They are increasingly more organized- these emerging Squirrel Terrorist factions present an evolving threat that we MUST combat with all available resources. Also, they are huge jerks for taunting us from the fence cap, -Bren

Pretty sure Dad’s still mad about the Rat guts and barf -Grey

Hello good morning did you like the Rat I got you a Rat it was a BIG Rat I caught the Rat all ‘my by self’ and I brought him here I tried to eat the Rat but TBH it was NOT the most tasty delicious Rat it made me barf Ok well anyway the Rat and the Barf are in a pile over there Happy #Caturday -Grey

Listen, Dad, what you see here is none of your concern. No one here knows ANYthing about this Cat Nip mess, -Tribe

Dad got home at a super weird hour (4am?!) and, we hear Momma’s on her way home later today. Kinda bummed, I was starting like living on our own again -Cecil

SEND HELP! Mommas been gone over a week, things are gettin’ dicey here. Food isn’t regularly scheduled, water bowl going unchecked, weird man outside banging on the side of the house by our door, I don’t know how much longer I can survive -Grey

Missin Momma again, so I guess Dad will do. Ughhh it’s so awkward with him tho -Cecil

Yes pls yes pls pls pls -Grey & Grey

Facebook reminded us of this #throwback to when our Bio Mom returned, dropped off 7 new step-siblings outta nowhere, didn’t even say Hi and then skipped town again like the slutty no good Ho— -Bren “—BRENDALYN?! Language!!” -Grey

Name ANY nap nook more comfy than this pile o’ bricks -Cecil

I’m so glad to be home I’m sitting on Dad‘s lap -Grey

“WHYYYY is the Cat Door working for everyone but MEEEEE” 🎶🎶 -Grey’s new song to Dad

Grey Grey is home!! ❤️❤️❤️ -Bren “…so excited to be home I even let DAD pet me” -Grey

Grey Grey Update: on the mend at the Vet! but, still not able to come home yet. (Old pic). Had some type of pancreatitis, but with fluids and antibiotics she has been slowly working her back towards health. She has her appetite back, which is totally on brand -Bren

UPDATE: Grey is spending the weekend at the Vet getting some TLC. The GirlChild got her to the vet yesterday since Momma and Dad are out of town, although it was hard and took a while. Sounds like some issues needed to be further investigated as they gave her antibiotics and fluids, -Bren

Mom was a bit uncertain earlier, but it’s clear now Ms. Grey has is not feeling well 😔 -Bren, her concerned sister Perhaps most concerning is that Mom has to fly first thing in the morning to catch up with Dad, neither will be home. But good news, the girlchild will be in charge

(…*plotting your death*…) -Bren

Sleep well, frens. I’m not sure whether to just enjoy the firefly parade tonight, or eat them, -Brendalyn

May your dirtbaths be extra dirty today -Cecil

Happy #Caturday, #CatsofBluesky and may all your naps be naptastic. No Birbs, no Mouseys, no Sneks caught yet today, we’re taking a rest from it all -Cecil

Ok we are making our own #CorgiCrew Guess WHO and we are gonna have to make multiple sets

I dunno what happened I just found it here I swear -Grey

(Sound On) Awww, nuts! 🙄 -Cecil

How’s the client session going Momma also you forgot to change the cat door batteries and, perhaps most concerning, dinner time is only 3hrs away -Tribe

Casually surveying the garden, at sunset after the storms, -Grey (…”don’t lie Grey, we know you’re taking pics for online dating Profile, -Cecil)

Hurray for Fri-yay -Ms. Grey

Mmmmhmmm. Oh that’s lovely. Ohhhh this Winter Coat has gots ta go - yes - oooh that’s da bestest -Cecil

WHYYY DOES SHE ALWAYS GOTTA BE STEALING MY BIRBS Ugh 2 straight days in a ROW -Bren

Pfft.. Why’s Mom always gotta be stealing my Birbs -Bren

Momma: 1 Brendalyn: 0

Happy #caturday, #catsofbluesky Today’s plan: cattin’ around doin cat stuff -Cecil & Brendlayn

Hope your Friday was as chill as mine, all you other #catsofbluesky -Grey

Inspecting the latest delivery for Ms. Humphrey Construction LLC, and surveying the fence work our crews have completed -Humps (and Grey)

I see you’re on break, do you by chance need additional Feet Warming Services? -Grey