The people I feel true empathy for are his kids who didn’t chose this life and had to watch their dad die. The video of which is now public record.

Somebody come get pop pop

The judge sentenced him to 89 days because that how long it took to find him

If you’re “out and about” it’s gotta be quarterly

The fact that this is about Post Malone is hilarious to me.

The way Mamdani is such palatable socialism is hilarious. Yes, he deserved to win. But he really just has basic ideas that everyone should get behind. But some people are acting like he’s Steve Biko or Karl Marx himself when most of his platform is people shouldn’t go hungry or just die.

I have created a world for myself where the words Joe and Budden are read. Rarely spoken and almost never heard. I welcome the consequences

Congrats to all the grads today!

Colman took the cape off 🔥🔥🔥😮‍💨 #Metgala

Pulling cards, this ain’t no yu-gi-oh!

One of my last sets. Just tell my nail lady to go wild.

I thank and praise the universe for its blessings

We are in the best era to date of women’s wrestling. I don’t even watch but the representation is peak

Trap Grace Jones so accurate. I truly love how they’re shooting her dark skin.

Why are they bringing blue checks over here?

Happy Easter to those who celebrate

Gotta go slur for slur like it’s band for band. She’s clearly trying to hurt you. Based on her skin tone and ethno-features, there are a slew of nasty terms for the Dalit that I would have to ra-tah-tahhh-tahhhh

This brought on a laugh so guttural that I had to hold my breath to stop from falling out

The worse the eyesight The bigger the forehead The lower the iron The angrier the tummy

Right?

Here’s a video from Portland. The difference is that they knew they were being clowns.

Same energy

Requires a lot of honesty and transparency. Equity and equality are always in flux. Is no better than monogamy. Somehow people still cheat.

I’m just here so I don’t miss you getting cooked

Me watching all my stocks/401k/ETFs all crash knowing I can’t do shit about it and I’m still up:

Everything is a joke and rules don’t matter. That’s crazy

People hate Doechii? I know about the other ones and it’s definitely because they’re black women but really?

Paramore is a black band. These are negro spirituals.

“Bar for bar. Word for word”

Damn near every baddie I’ve ever met has an iron deficiency. You might be onto something

Lou Gossett? Leather lips?

You gotta log off for the day. There’s no coming back from this

Once you remember you don’t got nothing to lose but time, and death bout to come for you no matter…respectfully tho

Why did rolling stone release this on SoundCloud?!?

Calling them the ecru…that’s top tier comedy.

I love how goofy this person is. That black joy keeps popping up on my timeline and I’m a fan

Get ready because he wants to meaaatcha

They got klarna?

I high key fuck with this. If that’s how people wanna celebrate you. Let em

Caught em hunchin’ #natureshealing

The iron deficiency women are built different. The Latin name for iron is Ferrum and it checks out because they are feral.

Janelle Monae cussing out Nelly over his own beat while he watches from the audience unable to respond is peak black history month