Your grandfather will chase the protesting cook away when you waste five eggs by breaking the yolks. Then seven, eight, eleven. He will celebrate your two perfect eggs ... the best he’s ever had, he tells you brevitymag.com/current-issu... @dintywmoore.bsky.social @writingcommunity.bsky.social

So anyway, about those Epstein files...

She might eat the Kleenex. Or the jelly beans. Or both. Mostly just checking to see if I’ve noticed. #writingcommunity #writers #dogs

July sunrise #provincetown #writingcommunity #writing

Will not move to the shade. Does this so that people passing by will accuse me of animal abuse. Opens one eye after they say “poor thing” and looks at me. #writingcommunity #dogs

Full bloom summer #writingcommunity #writing #provincetown

How the hell is it already the end of June? And I haven't sent out any queries yet... Is it possible to be allergic to querying? #dogs #writingcommunity #writing

Early morning beagle discovery. #dogs #writingcommunity #writers

But right now, in this moment, my slutty arms and I are donning white shirts, bringing out the jewelry every day, and feeling like yes, I can do this one more time before I die. I do have permission to feel this kind of free. #writingcommunity #writing piecesofstring.substack.com/p/falling-ba...

...A nor’easter hit, with fifty-five mile per hour winds and driving rain...when I looked outside that first night, anxious that she was somehow not OK, she was standing strong, enthusiastically howling into the gale. #writingcommunity #writers #dogs open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

In the early morning I saw a mother fox on her hind legs, sniffing the statue. “What fresh hell is this,” I could almost hear, “All the tourists with their Frenchies aren’t bad enough? #writingcommunity #writers #writing open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

One of the things that’s kept me from writing more in my life was the feeling that it was self-indulgent. My inability to stay away from it, or to simply do it and keep it to myself, was proof of my narcissism. #writing #writingcommunity #authors open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

We’d been talking with my father, going over the plan for spring-loading the one arm of his he does not want cremated when he dies. That one arm he wants rigged to burst up out of the ground when people approach his grave. #writing #writingcommunity #substack open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

The paradox of heavy drugs. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, give me ten more. All I’m saying is, we didn’t have all these problems with cocaine and vodka. Do better, Big Pharma. #writingcommunity #writing #writers open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

The granddogs contemplating higher math #dogs #writingcommunity

D. H, Lawrence liked to climb Mulberry trees nude to stimulate his imagination. It stimulated more than that. #writingcommunity #writing #writers piecesofstring.substack.com/p/platform

Just another leisurely walk with the beagle on a sunny day. #writingcommunity #dogs

“I don’t believe in ghosts, but I see them all the time.” ~ Sherman Alexie #writing #writers #authors #shermanalexie

Nearly 2% of the US population took part in the protests. It was meaningful. But it was not a threat to anyone in charge. We know this, because no police presence was detailed. No riot gear, riot gates, horseback-led tear gas squads. #writing #writers piecesofstring.substack.com/p/when-youre...

When you have the audacity to accidentally wake up the dog that deliberately woke you up at 3:00 am. #dogs #puppies #writing

I’m giving Skylight a try whether or not TikTok is shuttered again next week. It’s Bluesky adjacent.

Fact

I've thought about releasing FAT (Fuck All That - Just Train Your Dog), but wasn't sure who would want Certified FAT Instructor, CFATI, on their cards. I'm announcing the launch of PAT - Passive Aggressive Training -developed with you especially in mind. piecesofstring.substack.com/p/pat-redux

Time zones are so weird. In the Spain it's 10:00 am, in Egypt it’s 12:00 pm, and in America it's 1939 #trump #fascism

Welcome to the USA. Government courtesy of Temu.

As death matches went, this wasn’t the worst. All the Changed had to do to grow their ranks was touch someone — anyone unprotected by the hazmat-like suits, their expanding forms straining under the fabric, which gave way and grew with them. open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

I’ll take two

The smallest man who ever lived #taylorswift #fucktrump #ukraine

What the US has done is unforgivable. #ukraine #fucktrump

Asking for a friend.

Pay Attention Be astonished Tell about it That seemed the best advice a mother could give to people she loves on a sunny day in February in the middle of Massachusetts Bay, when life is good, but the world is especially unsure. open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

Herring Cove now safe from Seagulls. You’re welcome #dogs #Provincetown

Has anybody seen our Press? Where the fuck are they? www.telegraph.co.uk/us/politics/...

Just so you know who's running our government, who we didn't elect, vet for security or skill, and is being overseen by a non-citizen Nazi billionaire scraping our data for profit. #altnationalparkservice

This morning I learned of a brand-new person to loath. Winifred Emma May went by the pen name Patience Strong. Of course she did. piecesofstring.substack.com/p/thirty-day... #writing #writers #dogs

Seriously

Waddayagonnado?

I can’t be the only one. #halftimeshow #kendricklamar

He was allowing non-Black people a look into the world of Black Americans, because in many ways we are Muggles who can’t see an entire world going on around us, literally in front of us, impacting everything in our lives but completely invisible to us #writing open.substack.com/pub/piecesof...

Balto has nothing on this beagle. #dogs

Coming full circle, the US would ship Black/ brown people into inhumane living conditions, only this time for pay/not profit. Our racist system, number of proven-wrong convictions, and deportations without criminal cause make this especially terrifying given El Salvador's horrifying prisons.

In June I killed my building inspector for the first time by poisoning him with ivermectin. Apparently, poisoning one’s building inspector is a gateway kill, 'cause next competition I smothered him via angry Flapper ghost. As one does. #writing #writers piecesofstring.substack.com/p/poor-jim-i...

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Maybe the Dems are doing more than we think, and the Press just isn't letting us know.

No matter how bad my day gets, I’m never going to be married to Kanye, standing next to him naked on the red carpet. #grammys2025

Working on the NYC Midnight's #shortstorychallenge2025 which I, erm, should have started days ago. This will be the fourth time I've killed my very annoying real-life building inspector via one of their contests. #nycmidnight is cheaper than therapy. And way more fun. #writing #authors #writers

Relieved because there’s only one more day of this fucking January.

Let’s not forget that there are many good guys, and many miles to go before we sleep. We don’t get to be “done” right now. We must coalesce our support of each other and those with the strongest voices and strategies. #aclu