www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... 100% this is just so Infantino can give one to Trump

The Democrats really did do a good job of methodically stripping every single inch of blue paint from a the reflecting pool, didn’t they? Amazing what you can do with a box cutter….

I assume you are all learning the words to the Spanish national anthem for the weekend….

Of course you aren’t allowed to challenge Messi

This Argentine performance is making Paraguay look civilised

Massive ‘teacher has lost control and now there’s a fight in the playground’ vibes here

Human civilisation could be destroyed in a nuclear apocalypse, and Rob Key would still crawl out of the rubble at Lords as managing director of the England cricket team….

That’s a terrible TMO intervention to save the All Blacks from a yellow card that wouldn’t have impacted the final result

I hope they make very liberal use of Holding out for a Hero in the buildup to the Fery semi and the England quarterfinal…..

Beyond music, Bonnie Tyler was also the subject of the single greatest Dad Joke of all time. The Bonnie Tyler SatNav joke.

“It was loft ladders what killed our Martin…”

The Reform social media outriders are very angry about Binface…. Lads, you can’t paint him as ‘the establishment’. He’s a bloke with a bin on his head. Your fella is a Dulwich College stockbroker who accepts mystery donations from dodgy billionaires.

FFS, I knew that penalty shootout was a missed opportunity

What a colossal prick

He’s going to just whine about scrutiny, isn’t he?

Today I saw a chicken that looks like Pat Butcher….

What’s this I see before me? A three match winning streak?!?!? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Hello England’s Rose

To be fair, that is one hell of a flex from Rory…

Nice to see that Leominster is the example photo used for a failed high street brand….

Heads really need to roll at the ECB after this debacle….

Well, this Ben Stokes retirement news is insane….. and then of course he takes a wicket

We are all looking forward to the spectacle of England’s batting lineup absolutely falling over themselves on this complete road of a wicket, yes?

Tiny lime green spider 🕷️

I’m going to say “Goodbye Englands Rose….” every time Anthony Gordon gets subbed off, and nobody can stop me.

I really don’t recommend having a sweaty baby asleep on you in this weather….

It’s probably a good thing it’s a work day in the UK. Hottest day of the year, with an England World Cup game at 9pm on a Saturday? Beer gardens would be carnage up and down the country

Someone really needs to challenge Farage on why he keeps wearing a Fleet Air Arm tie he hasn’t earned…

Sitting watching the football with a napping 5 month old on me. In this heat I’m currently playing a game of ‘is that sweat or nappy leakage?’

Good job they’ve got Ben Stokes to bat out a full day to save a draw…..

The larger small human has got the big stick out….

Just ran 8.5k, first time I’ve gone past 5k since I was at Uni. I’m definitely going to feel like an old dad tomorrow…

Sports Day. Small Human’s weird dominance of Egg and Spoon continues unabated. Shame there’s no transferable skills or opportunity to monetise being an Olympic standard egg and spooner….

Is it me, or are there a LOT of draws at this World Cup?

Cape Verde the only unbeaten team in World Cup history

Força Cabo Verde!

Taking the small human to the cinema in Builth Wells…. #ThisIsTheWay

I do enjoy how delivery drivers make you stand with the parcel as they take a photo - makes you feel like a fella posing with a fish they’ve jut caught

Naomi Wolf's long held "Worst Take on Belfast" is truly under threat

It is quite funny to see American right wingers offend everyone by calling the people rioting in Belfast ‘Irish’ nationalists

If this is the pace of play we can expect in these conditions, this is going to be a very long World Cup….

BBC sport have a thing where you can enter your postcode and see who from your local era has played in a World Cup. Not a single person from Powys is on the list. Spectacular.

The fact that West Ham had banned Sullivan from having anything to do with their women’s team is pretty damning

Cinnabar moth

The real two tier Britain is Lords not losing a test match after being found to have had an unsatisfactory pitch

I see Infantino has chosen continuing to fellate Trump over actually standing up against racism. Spineless goblin of a man.

I enjoyed this health and safety sign

Can England sack Rob Key between innings?

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