“Come over here, you weird little man….”

It’s got to the point where I kinda hope the Aussies wrap the series up before everyone’s TNT Sports subscriptions auto renew….

Ollie Pope doesn’t even get a seat on the flight home. He can walk.

The ‘Cary Grant was from Surrey’ line in The Holiday always annoys me

Weaponised incompetence. Start the test* over (*series)

I see the Australians have nobbled snicko again

Oh, Trump is doubling down on being prick about Rob Reiner. Now there’s lovely.

RTD trying to dress Bristol Harbour up as London

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Weihnachtsgurke deployed

Lametta is really annoying.

“No, dig up, stupid!”

*Dick Van Dyke raises his bat to the pavilion*

Ominous #Leominster

It must be getting close to Christmas, the creamy fucking pints jumper has been deployed in the office…

Normal country

To be honest, I’m not sure that ALL school kids are obsessed with Hitler….

SCD have murdered Cell Block Tango

Accidentally drove to Merthyr, lads.

Brendon ‘Krampus’ McCullum has ruined Christmas for everyone

If this continues to go the way it’s going, there needs to be a full cleaning of house at the ECB after this horrorshow

Had to turn the World Cuo draw off once Infantino started to deepthroat Trump live on stage. Utterly nauseating.

What a grubby little man Infantino is

Exeter City fans have a chant where they just sing the word “cider” to the tune of Amazing Grace. It might very well be the apex of English culture youtu.be/_fFocA4UsN0?...

www.instagram.com/reel/DRy5cNf... - Stop him! He’s trying to ruin cricket by making it about maths!

Australia deliberately not taking the Archer skied shot to avoid batting tonight

It’s your own time you are wasting, Australia

England repeatedly insisting on walking straight into the deliberate and obvious trap of having a wild waft at Starcs wide nonsense…

Who are Ireland going to be set up with in the Round of 16 for their best chance of finally winning the first knockout game of rugby union football in their history?

Who would have thought that this sick filth wouldn’t have sold

The only reason the Rugby World Cup draw takes place so ridiculously early is because World Rugby is in the pocket of Big Sports Tour

Today is the first anniversary of my son telling me “You can take ONE photo of Ludford Bridge, but you are not allowed to tell me ANY more facts about the Wars of Roses….” I’m pretty sure you can infer the whole story from that one quote.

Advent Sunday. Chrismassing is now acceptable.

Presumably the head teacher of Eye Gouging School is getting ready to welcome Eben Etzebeth next week?

I’m pretty sure Spitting Image once did a song that applies to Eben Etzebeth.

Living in a chateau in France is it, Brexit twat?

A bullfinch has come a cropper in the garden…

This is why you shouldn’t order paint off the internet, kids….

Turns out everyone on Twitter is using VPNs….. the dirty gits.

Possibly the greatest big man try of all time #OhLawdHeComin 🇫🇷 🇦🇺

Given up and letting OH have SCD - Carley is clearly scared of being the subject of one of Rassie’s videos

That is terrible refereeing from Matt Carley

If we could find a way to avoid immediately conceding after scoring, we’d have smashed this…

Hat trick against the ABs? Someone’s earned a pint.

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That was an incredibly long advantage for the ABs….

What is a Quilter and where does one buy one?

This all goes to show that the ECB must never be allowed to take the cheap option for the warm up to an Ashes series again…

Any Australian newspapers which fail to use ‘Head Blows Away Poms’ as their headline are, quite frankly, a disgrace to their profession.

Aussies have a bad innings… what do they do? Change their batting lineup, change their mindset *looks at Stokes and McCullum*