i'm gonna be honest seeing a plush visibly cringe has gotta be one of the most horrifying things i've ever seen before and i've seen bees

[Takes one (1) {I} bottle of Pepsi out of the fridge in the break room, proceeds to pour it into a Color Cafe mug, it's only large enough for half the bottle]

[Horror.] I gotta make some calls, there's something wrong if the rotting corpse is more flexible than me.

//I'm realizing now that if I made Alice meaner it would just be the But Really Really Fast Red/Gold Guard

what the fuck is a penis meter???????

I passed out for 3 days when I went in there NEVER AGAIN

i wonder who could've done that. (it was me) (this is called, "dramatic irony")

realizing now i really fw Fazbears Fright

IS THAT AM FROM I HAVE NO MOUTH????

someone send help

ohhhh... why?

OHHHHHHHHH well why'd he have a problem, wouldn't he enjoy more mice

[NC] *inexplicity changes into battat cosplay*

wh who's michael again

- If you don't dyke this place up, who will? - You're right! [ MISSION: DYKE THIS PLACE UP! ]

what if rats could shapeshift into mice

i've never seen those men a day in my LIFE who was that????

//in other news my JX1 plushie came in today

someone please buy me a drink i'm broke my usual order is just pepsi with sour skittles in it, it shouldn't cost too much

//for context on the last post if you don't know SSM is the max mode for FNATI but dumb, and it is ranked #15 on the Max Mode List

so uhh the boss sent me out to scout other locations [Not Freddys or Frickbears] so we have more for backdoor trading and

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

//also i gotta say that if Alice ever found out what happened to Mary in canon she would be as nice as possible about it because you know Watching Two People Die at the Ripe Age of Seven isn't really the greatest

[NC] playing through the fnac but better series and holy shit mary is this why you smoke????

when did they install free papa's pizzaria to the back of the office

so i just got jumped by one of those Endo-Roamers i lost 5 dollars and i was gonna get you guys icecream after so, now that i'm 5 dollars less i'm gonna have to pick which to shoot. give me a reason why you deserve the icecream [and also your flavor i don't know shit about you guys and ice cream]

//go my pursuitcore reference

the weeeevil on the steeeeeple is found among the peeeeeeople

worked for me last time that's how i got a web browser on the camera monitor

belle, what does this imply???

[NC] note to self take off the cat ears next time you step into the dark

[NC] [spot-on impression of Phone Goon] hey palie

so— FUCK!

wh thats. that's not- thats not mangle

[<-- has also lost track of the plot] ...d. ni ?

you're mean2me.. dni [<- unserious aswell]

😟 -> 🥺

you hate me </3 [not serious at all]

come, let me show you they joy of fighting animatronics in vents

well i'm keeping all the animatronics out so... yeah... [<---unusually proud of herself???]

They said this to me once No elaboration theorize and COWER

what vent system did you think i was crawling around in???

[oh she's hitting that shit]

FUCK YOU I TANKED A FOURTH WALL [<-lies] LUNG CANCER GOT NOTHING ON ME

AY FUCK YOU IT'S ABSOLUTELY FINE UP HERE *violent coughing* AUGH JUST SOMEE ALLERGIES

NO WE DIDN'T I SALVAGED HIM LAST NIGHT- [4th walled] ow

WHAT THE FUC K

oh shit hi god

[Absolitely going off on ULTRAKILL not paying attrntion to anything else... she's gonna get killed]