"UgH, mY lIfE iS tOo BuSy To CaRe aBoUt nAzIs tAkInG oVeR oUr cOuNtRy aNd BeAtInG pEoPlE iN tHe sTrEeTs." 😒 -1940's Germany or today; take your pick.

Trump is such a little man. (With tiny tyrant hands.)

Please support my prudent side hustle, lol.

Greg Abbott can sit alllllll the way the fuck down. :Remembers his physical health: Oh. Yeah. 😉 Ooop.

Full spectrum of mushie gnomes finished! I sculpted some lil faux granite Sherlock pipes from polymer clay and packed 'em with some actual moss, lol. I think woodland gnomes WOULD smoke moss, so I made some with lil handrolled spliffs and some straight edge gnomies too! Whatcha think? #gnomes

PERFECTLY executed and OH SO freaking kewl. 😍

I wonder who radicalized the murderer??? 🤔 (Pics from mom's Facebook) 👀

I'm betting there were some really fucking pissed off nazis in 1945 that were upset not everyone was mourning Hitler. Draw whatever comparisons you'd like. 😘

Pssst, trump is a pussy ass bitch. Pass it on.

Trump looks unwell, and his behavior this past week has been uncharacteristic... what is this administration hiding? 🤔🧐

Fox "news" corrupted too many minds. I'll never forgive them for what they did to some of our friends and family. They have our cool cousins out here selling their souls for a trad dad (uninvolved lazy fuck who thinks going to work buys him a servant at home) and a chicken coop. 🐔 So fucking tired

Did putin even say, "Thank you" yet? 😘

I'm really curious how trump went from 900 million in debt in 1989, to worth 5 billion in 1991... ironically, he met Jeffrey Epstein, Gislaine Maxwell, and Robert Maxwell in the late 80s. I'm sure it's not connected. 🙃

Boyardee's noodles trying to tell me something, lol. 🍝

Rocko hacked Elmo's account to post the f-word.

It’s amazing how much damage an ugly, insecure man with a legacy of wealth can do to the world.

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Angry, senile old man yells "fuck" at reporters and staggers off across the white house lawn towards marine one. Totally normal. Totally competent. Totally mature. ...At least we didn't hire a WOMAN, ammiright?!?

I see a little silhouetto of a man - he's a douche, he's a douche... will he double down now?

Elon should hack the broadcast of the military parade to drop the epstein files / any other dirt he has on donny doll hands. The ultimate revenge a narcissist can take on another narcissist is to steal their thunder. Also, the only people watching will be trump supporters. We deserve this, lol.

Going to say this now: Elon didn't kill himself. I hope he stays away from windows and large staircases. (Until he shares receipts- then I care not if he does nazi them coming for him 😘)

Funny, cuz the lord told ME "very clearly" to "Beware of false prophets who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves." ... annnd that you're fucking insane. 🤷‍♀️

Eric Cartman is running the country... I do think cupid-ye is also whispering sweet nothings in his ear.

The generations that got into first fights over Elmo during Christmas of '96, are the same ones canceling the ticklish lil guy for being too "woke." Y'all need therapy. 🫶

Sleepy, WHO?!?

Citizens’ Impeachment has long held that if just 5% of Americans contacted their members of Congress about impeachment, it would be the largest collective action of its kind in American history. It would almost certainly lead to his removal from office. Advocate for impeachment in five minutes:

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Omg. This makes so much sense.

Cynthia Erivo is a gift. This is MAGNIFICENT. 💜

Took 19 & 20 to their first protest today... 20 and I made trump behind bars together and EVERYONE wanted to get pictures of it... he was proud. Anti-fascism is fun.

Tarrific! 👍

How much do you think it costs to make a pair of Nike shoes in Asia? Before you open this thread, take a guess. Settle on a number and then compare it to what you'll learn in this thread. 🧵

He's manipulating the markets... they're eating the profits.

The failure isn’t the insane President. The failure is all the supposedly sane people pretending he’s not.

Republicans in Congress are spineless fucking cowards. Makes ya wonder what kompromat the orange guy has on them. 🤔 May they never know peace. 🙏

He needs an asylum or a jail cell. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Booker, meeting the moment with some "good trouble" is the kinda hope we all need rn. 👏 Thank you, senator! 🙌 @booker.senate.gov

: whispers in incompetence : "If you wanna know alllllll my secrets, hop on over to Signal, where it's safe to discuss top secret national security." Please use these emojis to convey steroids, nationalism, and douchebaggery: 💪🙏

Me, in the National Security team group chat...

Finally hung my world map and neon sign! #We'reAllMadHere ...Yes, this has the Gulf of Mexico AND Mt. Denali 😘 (kitty for added cuteness)

Once upon a time, #Lunchables used to come with dijon mustard... back when we were fucking civilized. 😆

Yep, it's THAT bad, y'all.

My Zephyr sometimes sticks his tongue out, and it's the cutest freaking thing... #catsofbluesky

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Whelp, I guess I felt like I needed to tear my fucking heart out tonight. This movie will always slay me. 😭

"It's very rude to stare!" -my knockers 🤣🤣🤣 #TheLabyrinth #punny

DOGE: Dorky Oligarchs Grifting Everyone.

An American flag, built on the backs of black men... Uncle Sam delegating everything Kendrick can / cannot do... it was about being black in America- you don't understand the performance because you've lived a life where you've never fathomed the struggles of people who don't look like you. 🤷‍♀️