You stand in a field at sunset, I tug on your sleeve and you look down "Can I say something?" I ask You nod your head, in response, I start to roll in the dirt with my arms tucked in, with the faint sound of "uuuuuuuuuu-" in my throat, it's unclear what this conveys

The person you were yesterday is an abomination, be happy you've improved today, now look forward to being put down by tomorrow's improvement, do you think you'll ever be good enough to be left alive?

@asleepyweeb.bsky.social 's characters werewolf form!

The fun thing is that you can basically make someone a masochist by hurting them a little every time you make them feel good, until just the pain alone is associated with pleasure, which is good because now you can bite her more often and she has excellent mouthfeel

I know it is a coincidence, but I'm very happy that the common transfem shark plushies is also extremely nice to hump, optimized shape for pressing your crotch into while you whine and beg while listening to fetish audio, glad that worked out

You seem stressed, do you need a warm place to relax?" Nestles you into my lap "Do you want a massage? Some attention?" My eyes grow dark and cold for a second "I am the edge of the knife" My eyes come back to their warm glow "Sooo~ apparently mommy is the edge of the knife~"

Selling you a horse: "this horse can fit so many-" I slap the ass of the horse, it's spooked, kicks my head clean off my shoulders and splatters you in gore, its unclear how you keep ending up in these situations

Ralsei deltarune, transgender girl her fate Is tied to the words that tell her she MUST be the prince, the price otherwise may be that the (her) world ends so she'd rather be whatever is safest, the prince she's expected to be She can't be happy, she can only be what's needed

Deltarune spoilers for egg rooms: Oh this is totally that Kris saw something showing that deltarune is a single story with multiple branches that they, as a goner, are locked into, and how that traumatized them

I want to be pushed down and held underwater until I get scared and then pulled up, but into a kiss so I have to re breath her air in a panic before im pushed down, again and again until I legit pass out and wake up to being taken care of like a precious pet by her

It's important to send your knights on quests that are sure to result in them getting mollested by a powerful witch mage after they defeat and spare her, allowing her to take advantage of and betray their mercy, else they'll seek it on their own and it can become hard to manage

Me discussing transfem ralsei with someone who can be trusted: so yeah I think while it's not necessarily explicit or "canon" yet, there's a good chance it'll happen Me discussing transfem ralsei with everyone else: susie uses she/her for ralsei but you didn't notice

Been replying to my coworkers emails with dragon emoji for "good luck and i love you heart heart mew mew power" which is a classic dragon catchphrase, use this practice to get ahead in life!

Made a friends DND character! Very happy with how it turned out, although I'll have to redo the wolf form, since I kinda went overboard on bow weird it is ehehehehe~

Deltarune chapter 5 spoilers Seeing the amount of love transfem ralsei and pink are getting is so weird to me, last time we saw a case like this with Bridget half as many people objected to it, but people in the deltarune community with sway all defend the transfem stuff, it's so nice #deltarune

New rpg idea, Instead of a "con" stat, there should be a "kon" stat, which dictates if you can be tricked by a fox or not (you can be)

Hard to flirt with subby girls, because I think of the ol "just do onto others what you want done to you" but fail to survive the mental journey to think of what I want women to do to me, and I start to leak, and from an outsider perspective I just stop thinking and begin to leak, not ideal

I am a flower bending forever for your light. You sway left to right, and I follow West and east, I soak up what love I can. Do you wish to devour me? I present it all, not an inch of discomfort, nor centimeter of fear, I am yours in all ways. please, take me~

Deltarune spoilers, the knight and Kris seem to be represented both as cages, working together and mirroring each other, for this reason, the sams worry me...

Estrogen got me making money moves, my tits sore as hell cause my rack keeps growing, but it ain't bother me when my stack doing the same (gropes my own chest) ow

My #makeaterriblecomicday ,The dragon quest slime is a perfect design.

Chapter 5 is really Toby going "and give them girls some love" and I appreciate it, in a perfect world, all femboys will simply be pre transition tgirls, and perhaps, together (stretches hand out to Toby fox) we can make it happen

FEMBOYS!!! We have TAKEN your BRIDGET. We have TAKEN your JAX!! And WITHIN OUR GRIP is RALSEI!!! The lucky amoung you may well be taken, the rest? Suffer.

(tired and visibly shaken): I ain't just a clocky bitch, I'm the bitch that clocked in, get that money up get that funny up (Starts to sob)

Me during weird route when my hard work pays off and Kris turns to the camera and says "wow, we sure showed that tail of hell what for! Thanks for leveling me and Noelle up!" And then gaster tells me I was a very, very good girl and Ralsei comes out as a girl

Dog hobbies!

Hanging out with the tgirl group: "Aw!! Group hug!!" Flesh melds and limbs swim within each other, our minds no longer limited by a single perspective, via many minds a single thought is overpowering "I wanna play super monkey Ball 2"

Woof

You're playing a competitive shooter, you and the girls, when you notice a tag under the names of the enemy team you're currently stomping With dread in your heart, you realize these are make a wish children, their last game before they close their eyes forever, do you throw?

Am I insane or are these chapter 1 and 2 characters foreshadowing for the roaring knight? I might be the smartest ever #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.

Commonality

I take the Japanese teeth growth serum and begin to rub it over my entire body For a moment I vibrate intensely until for a span of three seconds I scream in pain as teeth overcome my entire body and I pass away, it is unclear what I was trying to accomplish

Heh! :3 That's right!!!!! *rubbing my face on your face puppy style <3

To the tune of "from now on": Homer Lisa Bart, Homer Lisa Bart. Maggie Ho-omer Lisa Bart, Homer Lisa Bart, moe!

Not into watersports, not cause I hate pee but because I like to host, and I'm not letting her mark MY territory okay? I will press on her bladder while she whines cause that's a whole different thing tho

Oh god, I'm getting less funny, my posting is getting worse, is it true what they say? Therapy is the enemy of comedy? It's okay, I will start binge drinking again 👍

I've had the "any/all" pronoun tag for a long time because I'm extremely indifferent. One time I expressed that and this dude says "Nah, you seem more like a he/they to me". Honestly that shit pissed me off so much that I'm keeping the label out of spite.

The hero dying in a grand sacrifice where she cuts through my enemy general at the same time my enemy general cuts through her, so I use powerful magic to bring them both back to life and they now have to go through physical therapy to recover together, because I think it's funny

Engaging in the fantasy of psychic ESP battles by trying to gaslight my therapist into clicker training me, again

Selects you and uses the cut tool on you, you exist in a space where you are easily replaced, no hint of you exists outside a template I now hold, I can paste you, I can make as many of you as I want, or I could replace you and lose you forever :3c

Rubbing the warm back of the office printer as she lays a wonderful type of egg for me called Control of Records Procedure Revision J

Girls sleepy tired, so tuckered out! Couldnt sleep! Oh so poor baby... BUT, she spent all night humping my BUT(T), No respect at all for "I have to go to sleep!" just unlimited kissing and moaning?! Some kind of kissy clown you must be to have done such a pank to your own self?!?

How would you feel if you were shot down in an ally, rushed to the emergency room but it's too late, blood oozing out and heat fleeing your body, you close your eyes one final time, until you hear "BONUS ROUND!!!" and you are suddenly shot full with vigor and a sudden urge to collect trinkets

It's nice to improve, I'm constantly trying, but while I'm getting better and trying harder, why doesn't anyone ever seem to do the same for me? I'm putting myself into therapy for others benefit, when was the last time someone showed me the same? The cost of being lesser I guess

breaking the news to someone, "sorry but Santa isn't real" was very upsetting to many kids, I cannot say I understood, now I do, having to break the news, "sorry, but the manga cap of the girl saying "that's some capital d dyke shit" was an edit" to my friend about manga

are you ever going to grow if you lash out every time you hurt someone? Maybe if you actually followed through on any of those attempts you'd have the sympathy you want, you'll only be a benchmark people have to say "wow, I'm glad I've improved my friend group!" When you're gone

We should not say "by a hair's breadth" anymore and replace it with "by a hare's breath" because a hare's breath is also very small and the bunny girls deserve the attention