Consciously uncoupling from happiness by moving to Iceland

How could I forget the fish soda.

Living in Iceland is great! so long as you only want to see waterfalls! and sheep! and the well of your loneliness replenishing every moment!

Horror story but it’s just the terminal at Orly letting more and more passengers in but no planes have been assigned gates so you slowly slump into each other adhering your sticky, perfumed meat to your neighbours until the flesh pile forms

If I ever meet the lesbian that invented long distance relationships it’s on sight 👊👊

Girlfriend is gone. Life is shit.

Leaving my wife (girlfriend) to go off to fight god (a great white whale (do my job)) on the open seas (a fucking cold and miserable rock in the North Atlantic (Iceland)). I will never see her again (I’m coming back soon but I miss her already).

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Golf is a sport invented by the terminally bored for the terminally uninteresting

let me say it this way: there is no context anywhere where femininity doesn't effect collective ownership of the afflicted body a 🧵

'noooooooo... my little feefees.. i can't enjoy my porn if it's not morally pure... ' GROW UP i am tired of fandom brain making people turn the mildest criticism into an existential threat upon one's moral virtue, nobody give a shit if u go to hell for wanking it to children's games except you 🧵

I had the novel experience last night of walking into a lesbian bar and thinking, “ohh, this is a lesbian bar not meant for dykes.”

I can’t wait to read this:

When I steal the cheese box from @mitildide.bsky.social ‘s fridge

cheese, running out the door cheese, running out cheese run, run, run, run run

Helpful hint: commodified sexuality has always been part of patriarchal societies, even the super-prudish ones you think can totally be fixed by fucking nastier.

Until we learn why generations of women keep swapping between "I hate restrictive modesty, I wanna be a liberated slut!" and "I hate extreme sexualization, I wish my boundaries could be respected and modesty sounds neat", we will not escape feminist samsara.

I hope she gets some of that sweet sweet Fulnecky retirement fund too 😋

I wish Mel Curth a very half a million in settlement

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Moody mountain layers. A quiet morning following the meltwater back to the source. The PNW doing what it does best. 🌲🏔️ #scape #ForestFriday #pnw #mountains #photography #landscapephotography #naturephotography #nature #washington

C'est vraiment cool que la France essaie autant de copier la cuisine traditionnelle des États-Unis, surtout pour un pays qui n'a pas vraiment de cuisine à part des gras. Par exemple, l'aligot, c'est clairement une tentative courageuse de reproduire les« Mormon Funeral Potatoes», mais sans le goût.

C'était la première fois que je goûtais une tartiflette et je dois dire que les Français ont plutôt bien réussi à reproduire le plat Minnesota Hot Dish avec cette recette. Je retire quelques points parce que ce n'est pas tout à fait pareil, mais bravo quand même, la France !

Shoutout to lesbians we will truly never escape samsara

everyone get ready for my thread on 20th and 21st century non-arson church fires

Since we’re on the topic, I’ve got another bad take. I don’t give a shit about queer representation in mainstream media. I don’t care if a gay character is included in the slop pushed to the mainstream cis het audience by a media conglomerate whose politics are whatever is politically expedient.

The critique is that people will posture as massive activists and allies while slavering over silly media they find hot but not actually show up or turn out for us in any measurable way. It's about using consumption of commercial art as a soporific while declaring it the height of allyship.

he was like, growing up queer was not like, little cute crushes and cuter first kisses, it was wanting other boys/men who would either physically/sexually assault you or make themselves emotionally unavailable bc it's too much to deal with, even if he is also queer and likes you too

he also said this earlier tonight about this topic of women being obsessed with gay smut and calling it revolutionary

It goes the other way too. I will never know if my ex-gf and I were hunted through a dark park by a violent group because we were visibly lesbian or because she was clockably trans, but I’m sick of str8 women writing about my lesbianism like it’s emotional smut. My softness has been fought for.

GM!

The post is about how the definition of femininity is so flexible that women have to go out of their way to be read as masc/lesbian while masculinity is so narrowly defined man need only be 5% unconventional to get hate-crimed by a homophobe. Or, in other words, masculinity is a prison.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hello! I’m a homemade zip line that terminates above a giant pile of rocks ^_^

One fact about me is that I will always use karaoke as an opportunity to clown on the str8s

"you know whats super sapphic? having 7 kids in 8 years and living on a farm where your husband grows beets for a living. thats so much caring and love and affection, totally sapphic."

there is a specific anger directed at women for declining to care about men, and that is what I'm particularly talking about

Brian May must be surprised as I am to learn he’s passed way.

Pfff! 2026? What next, 2027?

I already achieved all my new years resolutions this year (kiss a pretty girl) because the grind never stops.

when god sings with his creations will lemon pigs not be part of the choir

Happy new year from Dominic, who has no concept of the passage of time and whose only resolution is to continue being an ungovernable gremlin

R-0006 - the Holiday Horseshoe is up. On the horseshoe theory, religious extremism, and the emotional devastation of paper angels. thecontestedfile.blogspot.com/2026/01/r-00...

New year

also i'm literally your sister in law btw 😌

happy new yearn !!

I’m very pleased to announce that in 2025, I have not found any more secret relatives.

Do you even yearn, bro?

Okay one One Battle After Another thought before bed The single most important part of the movie, IMO, is that Sergio's whole crew and operation is the only one not fucking around at playing Revolutionaries or Rebels and instead focusing on community action and support and that's why they WORK