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I write nonsense and make music and do podcasts and junk.
https://linktr.ee/chrisalancox
Phil Magera voice: "He's starting to lose it!"
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about 14 hours ago
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Building an AI machine to talk to other people's dead relatives.
2 days ago
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Look, I get it, she sucks, but also I think that in general, we have goooooooot to find a better solution for when people flip than "lol, sucks to be you."
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3 days ago
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I know that the Gaza "Green Zone Red Zone" plan sounds bad but have they considered having a comedy festival there?
4 days ago
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If I saw some shitty AI pretending to be my dad, I would assume (correctly) that it was a demon.
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4 days ago
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In some alternate society there's probably a way to keep the large scale data analysis function that is supposedly so vital without also burning down a rain forest to let the general public make videos of old people skateboarding or whatever.
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5 days ago
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I watched Animal House about a week ago and the theme song that plays over the credits has been stuck in my head ever since.
5 days ago
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I think it's clear what's going on here (he was looking for the anti-christ)
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6 days ago
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All around me are familiar faces
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12 days ago
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NEW EP NEW EP! It's three songs. These are probably some of the weirdest ones I've ever put out. Enjoy!
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EP 3, by Chris Alan Cox
3 track album
https://chrisalancox.bandcamp.com/album/ep-3
13 days ago
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reposted by
Sarah Lazare
27 days ago
Itās hard to convey just how much Chicagoans are mobilizing against ICE. Donāt want to downplay the harm, or make it seem like a fair fight. But in neighborhoods across this city, ICE is getting chased by people blowing whistles and shouting. People are running TOWARD ICE to protect their neighbors.
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Not to be pessimistic but this is basically what they did with the NYPost in the 70s. Eventually all the "push back" people left.
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21 days ago
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I saw a fox run across the road and I realized that we truly do live in god's kingdom, a magic place where every molecule is packed with meaning. And we're giving it all up, boys, we're selling it out so that we may one day fuck a chatbot.
22 days ago
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We need a liberal Nelk Boys.
4 months ago
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How is Wet Hot American Summer the perfect damn movie
4 months ago
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I don't think of myself as someone that usually "watches South Park" but apparently I watch it often enough that I've kept up with virtually all of the major plotlines of the last decade or so.
4 months ago
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Murdoch got shooters.
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4 months ago
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It's fucking hilarious that so much of his base is absolutely fixated on probably the number one thing that Trump would like no one to talk about ever again.
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4 months ago
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Hot take but isn't this, like, a good thing?
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4 months ago
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I've said something like this before, but whenever I watch old movies (like from the 30s and 40s) I'm always impressed by how much hornier they were.
4 months ago
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Sometimes I still feel like I need to keep up with pop culture, but I'm pretty sure if I close my eyes really hard for a few seconds, the conversation will move on and I won't need to go see Superman or whatever.
4 months ago
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A comic for the times.
4 months ago
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Cut to 5 years from now as we watch a gigantic robotic firebreathing Hitler rampage through New York. "Well THAT happened."
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4 months ago
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The fighters should have to dress like former presidents
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4 months ago
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Next time I watch "Revenge of the Nerds" I'm rootin for the jocks, just you watch!
5 months ago
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It's inspiring to see that the democrats can still pull together whenever it's time to ratfuck someone.
5 months ago
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Is it possible that like me Trump gets the term "shylock" (antisemitic) mixed up with "shamus" (term for detectives, in the Big Lebowski)?
5 months ago
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He's just like, making up a type of guy right now
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5 months ago
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I always forget, which of these countries is the US giving massive amounts of money and weapons to?
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5 months ago
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I can't believe Bonnie Blue is going to debate 1000 atheists all at once.
5 months ago
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The theory that AI is actually a portal to hell and we each get the demon torturing us that we deserve gets another tally
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6 months ago
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reposted by
Paul M
6 months ago
Reggie Watts addresses Thom Yorkeās statement on Palestine and itās good
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I'm watching Andor, and to give it some context I watched a clip of the scene with Mon Mothma from Return of the Jedi and goddamn if my emotional reaction wasn't "look it's all my old friends!" I'm as sorry as the rest of ya.
6 months ago
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It would be funny if Punk Rock Bowling was a benefit concert, but just for like a bowling association.
6 months ago
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Personally I'm sick of Democrat special interests like "not having a strangler come into my house to strangle me every night." I think that people need to get over themselves and we should all just get used to the stranglers so that we can focus on what's REALLY important.
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6 months ago
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New plan. Create a skibidi toilet that recites Democratic party slogans.
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The āManosphereā Is Not Popular with Young Men, They Barely Know Who They Are
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
https://www.splinter.com/the-manosphere-is-not-popular-with-young-men-they-barely-know-who-they-are
6 months ago
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Middle aged comedians just wanting a cup of coffee is actually anti-capitalist praxis, and it's embarrassing that you all don't see that
6 months ago
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2/3rds of people think the word calculator is their friend, but we can't get people to stop eating fucking meat.
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6 months ago
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Stereogum
6 months ago
Brian Eno calls on Microsoft to cease its partnership with Israel and pledges to donate the original fee for his Windows '95 chime to victims of Israel's genocide in Gaza
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Brian Eno Calls On Microsoft To Cease Partnership With Israel, Will Donate Windows ā95 Chime Fee To Victims In Gaza
Art-music master Brian Eno is the composer of what might be one of the most-heard pieces of music in history, even if much of the world doesnāt necessarily process it as a piece of music. Eno made the...
https://www.stereogum.com/2308906/brian-eno-calls-on-microsoft-to-cease-partnership-with-israel-will-donate-window-95-chime-fee-to-victims-in-gaza/news/
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Microwavable pizza and a Ho Ho does not cost 500 dollars.
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6 months ago
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They need to actually make that podcast where Fred Durst talks about UFOs that he was gonna do for Club Random. It's the only way.
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6 months ago
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When I was like 10 I heard an interview with Gwar on a morning radio show and they talked about having slaves and being from Antarctica, and I had no idea if they were joking or not.
6 months ago
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Rhymes with "BcBarthyism."
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6 months ago
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Saw this band today, they whipped.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXI...
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Judy And The Jerks "CRIMINAL" @ See/Saw 1 Year Anniversary / Eagles 34 04.05.25
YouTube video by UnderCurrentMPLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIXIUt8VJvU
6 months ago
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Next episode will probably be Happy Gilmore 2 folks. May God help us all.
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Episode 49 - Shakes the Clown by The Fourth Adam Sandler Podcast
We have another episode! I got tired of writing the synopsis schtick! In this one we talk about 1991's offbeat comedy "Shakes the Clown", directed by legendary stand-up comedian Bobcat Goldthwait. Chr...
https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/the-fourth-adam-sandler-podcast/episodes/Episode-49---Shakes-the-Clown-e32lu0o/a-abudpdu
6 months ago
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I've decided to start watching Andor, even though I'm mostly of the belief that we already got three perfectly good Star Wars movies and don't actually need anymore.
6 months ago
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All the people that did this are just using it to watch 10,000 pornographic films at the same time. They say it's the ultimate rush.
6 months ago
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I need 300 pencils you absolute fool
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7 months ago
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Brace Beldin is going to end up being put in charge of some section of the government.
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7 months ago
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I think John Lithgow should just make his own wizard show.
7 months ago
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