How it feels to be hypnotized and swallowed by a snake

Waiting to receive divorce papers 👀

Holy fuck, two of my favorite things: pro wrestling and being gay. Even better if they are wrestling for domination! 🥵

I wanna be Mikey

Bruh

Cuck boyfriend with sushi ✅

I don’t wanna get up for work, but I gotta do what I gotta do for the greater good.

Are we great again yet?

Make me howl

Another common W for the Hangman

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Ugh, I want so bad 🥺

Strike a pose!✨️ Amazing Artwork by: @bennycartoonist.bsky.social

As someone living in "war torn" Portland, I saw this on Reddit and it really made me laugh. Good --- very good.

This is absolutely insane. I might just cancel altogether at this point… I regret purchasing my Xbox :/

Here’s to the misfits and rebels who see the world differently. They break rules, challenge the norm, and push humanity forward. Some call them crazy, we call them geniuses. Because those bold enough to believe they can change the world, are the ones who do.

@maxxthefoxx.bsky.social do you ever plan to re-print your ‘business as usual’ shirt? The print on my shirt is starting to crackle and I could use a new one 😅

This is why I’ve quit jobs with good pay.

Not gonna lie I've literally experienced this. People who do this sort of thing are kinda hypocrites...just saying o.O

*Cough* @chocomage.bsky.social (do this to me) >.>

I’m calling you out, @chocomage.bsky.social!

Tiger beer belly 🐯 For my husband @nevzorov.bsky.social ❤️

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Forcing someone to choose between friends doesn’t make you loyal, it makes you the toxic one.

Report: You Could Just Lose An Arm One Day

I'm not really into cuck play but I'm really into whatever the dynamic is where one partner is a huge slut and the other partner gets off on whoring them out and making them take lots of cock and always adds the first and last loads to the tally 🫣💦

#deer 🦌

It’s wild how life works. I met someone right when I needed him most. I was in a dark place and those thoughts of ending things were with me every day. He didn’t have to stay, but he gave me reason to keep going and helped me start putting the pieces back together.

I told you guys it wasn’t over. It’s never over.

turned his ass into Hollow Point USA

What flavor is your sona?

This isn’t over. Not by a long shot. Copycats are very much a thing, remember this.

waffles is the most important meal of the day 📷: @darbordragon.bsky.social ✂️: @twinkyarts.net #FursuitFriday

Gosh, this is goals 🥵

Never thought I’d be involved in a real life gay version of a “Sk8r boi” incident, but here we are. Remember kids, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but glad I’m not the one that needs that advice 🤭

Wild how some people call themselves a friend but show their true colors when it really counts.

Had the most amazing time with my boyfriend! Saying goodbye is never easy, but I remind myself that distance doesn’t weaken love, it strengthens it. Every mile apart is just another way of proving how worth it this connection truly is 🤍💜🧡

I can’t find the lie in this.

Megaplex? More like MegaSEX!

Any mutuals wanna share their sheath with the BF and I? 😏

@chocomage.bsky.social 👀

Poor puppy wants a bone🦴🐕

Did you lose something? Let me check in here...

Big. Heavy. Girthy.

Help!!! I’m stuck in a Polaroid :w; 📸

We really need to do something about this because people are not being considerate of others. It’s so annoying.

mr wolf so big, mr snake can't help but look