Apparently, Joe Flacco only needs to beat the Ravens to have a win against all 32 NFL teams, joining Brady, Manning, Brees, and Favre. He could have two shots at it with the Bengals (assuming he survives).

Bengals aren't gonna be good, so why not just be weird

What... was that touchdown by Trevor Lawrence?

Sacked on a flea flicker. That takes some special (lack of) ability.

Right, Ja'Marr Chase can *catch* the ball, too, if he's given even the slightest of windows

That field goal at the end of the first half is looking more and more cowardly than it already was

Literally every pass downfield is either picked or nearly picked

Because when you're in the position the Bengals are in, you definitely shouldn't try and win and instead just try and lose by less

bump

Ja'Marr Chase has been the best Bengals DB today

Browning shouldn't try and throw the ball beyond 10 yards. Nothing good seems to happens. Keep that ADoT around 5 and hope someone breaks a tackle.

Bengals coming out running the "rely on defensive penalties for first downs" offense. Nothing else has worked, so why the hell not.

HELL YEAH. Go Hoos. #wahoowa

Overtime again. Cool. Cool cool.

Okay the fake flea flicker that Louisville just ran was pretty slick. Respect.

So passes the Reds 2025 season.

3 outs left, 4 runs to go. Yeah, sure, why not.

Just give us this one. Mercy review.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... no

The Reds are, if nothing else, completely predictable

Bases loaded nobody out is historically a really difficult situation to score any runs* *for the Reds

The Reds are losing now.

The Reds don't lead anymore.

The Reds.... lead?

Cut. It. Out.

Guardians, Padres, and Yankees all forced a Game 3. Beer frame for the Reds.

Narrator: The Reds did none of those things.

Just need a grand slam. And then another run after that. No problem for this offense.

In play, run(s)

BACK TO BACK HITS WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

TWO. TWO HITS, AH AH AH.

*Really* dislike the colonizers

*Now* it seems excessive

*Five

One run seemed insurmountable. Four just feels excessive.

WITCH

Not getting no-hit tonight. Take THAT, baseball gods!

That's just mean

Damn the colonizers

Go Reds. Don't suck*. *just score a run

So long, and thanks for all the Fish. Reds in the playoffs.

83-79. Nailed it. #Reds

Go Fish

Also a decent time for a home run, Friedl

Decent time for a home run there, Elly

Last chance power drive

Old Dominion > VT > NC State > UVA > Florida State > Alabama > Georgia

Just need one more. #Reds