He's certifiably insane, right? That movie thing - A National Security issue? For God's can someone put this donkey out of his misery...thanks - signed, The Rest of the World.

Trump is a madman he needs to be stopped pretty damn quickly -

Trump will be gone in less than a week

Trump is as thick as mince - and his sycophants are fawning eejits. It's the Emperor's new clothes all over again. Roll on April 12th...

Can everyone from now on pronounce Doge as 'Dodgy' - thanks for coming to my TED Talk

airbnb.co.uk/h/theolddairyscarborough We are now taking Airbnb bookings for The Old Dairy here in the old town area of Scarborough. A Georgian grade 2 listed house just 2 minutes from the Harbour and South Bay beach

Birthday meal in Madrid - I am now in a new tick box on those forms that ask your age range...#old

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars for our production of Beauty and the Beast at Harrogate Theatre.

Day off. Lunch. And breathe...

Yesterday I went to visit the newly relocated Blue Bear Bookshop in Hartley Wintney. Khira kindly agreed to take some signed editions of my books. If you live in the Basingstoke area, it is well worth a visit. #supportyourlocalbookshop #bluebearbookshop #Decimation

How does Mr Miyagi eat his Babybel?

My production desk for the tech - and yes that is a booster seat covered in bubble wrap... #panto

This is fun and like the early days of Tw...er before it became a hate filled toxic mess. Preparing for tech week this eve...let the 13 hour days commence on Monday! #Panto

Back home after the first run of Beauty and the Beast - lovely team and a fab rehearsal process at Harrogate Theatre - bring on tech week!

Kiss from a Rose... Harrogate Theatre #BeautyandtheBeast #Tech #Theatre #Directing

And so it begins... #Techweek #panto #theatre #directing here at Harrogate Theatre #BeautyandtheBeast

Hello People. It's good to have left Tw...er this seems like a nice place