My snake plant is getting tall 🪴

Ride is almost at 65,000 streams in Spotify 😍 thank you for listening to my slutty little bop 😉 open.spotify.com/track/1DytUU...

Sorry but this is my fav Kacey album, and I would die on that hill.

Can I say something controversial? I like the new Katy Perry song.

Can’t sleep, quote this post with your booty pics. Plz and Thank You 😘

Looking at apartments in Palm Springs because I can’t do another year of Portland rain…

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I have to take an edible and listen to sad music till I fall asleep.

Feeling a bit feral today tbh

Okay…one more pool pic then I’m done talking about vacation ☀️

I’m ready to go back to Palm Springs ☀️

I’m home from Palm Springs, but I want to move there now. Who wants to come with me?

Category is Cheetah Girl Realness

Who is gonna be in Palm Springs for pride?

I hate gay Halloween, cuz what do you mean you’re the Duane Reade bag with the handles tied that Lily Allen found under the bed with sex toys, butt plugs and lube inside??

🎶

It’s been a good day, I saw a hot dad jerking it in the car next to me at a red light & I found $20 on the ground

The record store by my house had signed copies of Demi’s new album 😍😍

This new Demi album is sooooo good! She fused Charli xcx vibes along with like early 2000 Kylie,Britney and Kelly Clarkson vibes.

Hey

Selena Gomez when she made this new song

Mother is back! spotify.link/W3XaeWxVGXb

I’ll be in Palm Springs in 2 week 🥳 I can’t wait!

My signed Doja Cat album came 😍

Mm, she the Devil, She a bad lil' bitch, She a rebel 😈

*looks at the DJ* “I got $2 with your name on it if you play Camila Cabello” *Slides him 8 quarters*

I had what some would say was too many margaritas last night and for some reason ordered “Where the Sidewalk Ends” by Shel Silverstein

It’s Cocktober Fest 🎃🍆 Let me see your cock 🥵

The RHOSLC recreated the Desperate Housewives Vanity Fair Cover. It’s a big day for gay people.

When you're finished with your goon sesh, join me in church 🎶

The Gay & His Top 3 Albums of the Year (So Far)

When Doja Cat said “That's true that I like PDA,Take it to a seedy place, Suck a little dick in the bathroom” I felt that.

Well, I love it tbh

Happy 10th Birthday to my favorite album 😍

So proud of my girlie! Everyone go check out @romieromak.bsky.social cover of Smashing Pumpkins open.spotify.com/album/4OWmjQ...

The Fate Of Ophelia is kinda a bop.

Them- Let’s not jump to conclusions... Me-

Update. I built it 🖤

What’s everyone’s thoughts on the new Taylor album?

Sorry I’m late, they are doing construction by my house, and you know I feel about a construction daddy.

Her name is Darth Fall, and I love her 🎃

Alright my little demon twinks! It’s spooky szn! Time to stream the official Demon Twink National Anthem! open.spotify.com/track/3KFsaI...

Spooky Szn is here! 👻 Stream Boo! open.spotify.com/track/7DjiOs...

Thinking about starting a cult…would you join? Y/N

Shower Powerrrrr babyyy #BB27

One year for Halloween when I was like 7, I picked out a Ghost face costume. On Halloween I refused to wear the mask and I told everyone I was Morticia Addams.

Them- “What part of that don’t you understand?” Me-

Now accepting applications for a part time fall boyfriend, with the possibility of the position moving into full time. Apply within.

Selena Gomez got married today and I feel like a proud mother 🥲

They are the same, but also different.

Doja on repeat all weekend 😎