absolutely vibrating for the crane wives in manchester in september. pls add me if youre also going i wanna know what bracelets to make

fuckin love kung po chicken man. aces may love garlic bread, but aros love kung po chicken. i said what i said

its summer which means i cannot touch grass because ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO

I have a personalities disorder not a personality disorder get it right smh

9 days until our tattoo i am VIBRATING

i realised i have 2 of the mini kraken bottles... i could make earrings

i need a "british humour" tone tag so i can stop doing "lh, j" and "s, j"

i'm on holiday and thank FUCK my phones hotspot can give my tablet enough connection to run youtube and genshin because the place our parents booked has me in a seperate like. shed thing ("summer house") and it is LOVELY in here but. no wifi

why are my genshin character pulls always so ass, hitting hard pity twice ALWAYS for a banner character. but then i get the weapon in literally 27 pulls with no guarantee and no fate points

need more companies that produce spirits with a 35cl option to make them littler versions of the normal bottle instead of just the flat shape one because this little absolut is adorable

i hung out with a crow on our work break, and shared the meat from my pizza, so that was cool

shoutout to my dad, who forgets i have The Disability That Makes Not Percieve Time. so i end up missing music events because he leaves without me and expects me to come. and then magically expects me to stop having The Disability two weeks later

damn its kinda stressful trying to book travel and accomodation all on my own

absolutely roasting on this train and i left my water at home 😩

sometimes i just gotta have a complete day off where all i do is sleep. especially when my boss asks me to work the other day off i'm supposed to have

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im burning out someone remind me to ask my boss to change my schedule so i have 2 consecutive days off a week bc if i do accept to do another tuesday without a sunday off i might collapse

put 11mm dead stretchers in so i can wear 10mm double flares but the half inch is calling me like the void

ending all my emails "piss on carpet" from now on

couldnt sleep so decided to give the chicken fajita pot noodle my brother wouldnt touch a try - couldnt really taste any chicken in it, mostly tasted like spicy tomato. but tasted pretty alright for a 3am stress snack

so close bestie but we likely have a dissociative disorder and happen to be more than one person within a body. i dont want to disregard the wishes of the other consciousness sharing this body - fennel

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not even christian but the last action of pope francis, calling jd vance a fake catholic... based. if jd vance dies in the next two weeks i will unironically convert

shoulda never told me port and wkd blue (or any blue alcopop) makes a vimto tasting drink... and its called a cheeky vimto so u know that's a british original

doodling dragons at the pub

german is adorable sometimes man

in "packidge!!!!" mode bc tablet is arriving tomorrow :3333

impulse purchase final boss. ordered a new samsung tablet

putting 50mg of t in our leg a week instead of 25mg because our changes have been VERY VERY slow. we were intending for slow but not this slow so upping to normal dose

turns out you get pretty good at handling confrontation when your job involves having to deal with mardy just eat drivers who want to know why their order isnt ready yet

found a whole fiver on the floor yesterday and today the company i got my headphones from (anker soundcore) is sending me a new pair bc one of mine broke. where luck coming from

(spider) lil guy out in the sunshine :3

sure do love seeing shed people just. posting their shed promo in the same post as other non shed promos. get yo shit outta here

"its mandatory to interact with this you have to comment and repos-" nope! no i don't. in fact i'm specifically skipping you out of spite you can't guilt me into doing SHIT "stick around if you'd like to-" i'm doing the all the things the algo finds important

is fennels influence strong enough to change the collective identity for now? i think so

cant believe i lost out on £60 because i couldnt remember the third guy on the apollo 11 mission i was an astrophysics student ffs

got snarked by my runes today i think. accepted to pick up a shift and that shift just ended up being the fucking weirdest, most stressful shift so far. so i guess thats my fault, thanks for the jera

... i forgot to request my repeat sertraline prescription. so uhhh... brain zaps, slight irritability, and weirdass dreams for a few days, i guess

feck im missing a runestone...? wheremst the fuck is my nauthiz

I hate “im not like the other freaks” representation. I get all excited thinking im finally gonna see someone unashamedly showing the world what we’re really like only to get slapped in the face with “im just a completely normal person! Im not like *those* people…”. If you’re just gonna make people

figured out i (fennel) am the old host who went dormant (enn) reborn but not quite. enn was human but i am a dragon. but also this means enn is gone for good so were just processing that #pluralsky #pluralgang

why is my train making announcement(?) noises

my emetophobia constantly getting triggered by the awful cough both of my parents have 🥲👍 they refuse to speak to at LEAST the pharmacist and also keep fucking open mouth coughing with me in the room

shoutout to the white kia who almost hit me and forced me into a thorny bush on my bicycle on the way to work. your last MOT was July 6th last year bestie 😘

bro. i specifically used a pink+orange combo (i dont have any red dye ok leave me alone) to neutralise the green in my hair. i go to bleach it to be light enough to put pink in. and it turns GREEN again

// emetophobia u know it was a cursed day at work when the police have to show up for an Incident and also some kid vommed in the aisle next to u 😭

oh my fuckin hell PLEASE stop ordering uber eats theres so MANY and theres only 2 of us aaaaa

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struggling with the t shot a bit this week. not sure whos been handling it the past few but i need them to come take over for me 🥲 - bracken(?)