need a person to cuddle but thats maybe gay of me

tried to compliment my friend and missed a word, its over for me! rizz gone! fumbled!

mentally im at my "grrrr" *bares teeth* even if im chilling would be great to have something to chew on tbh i promise this isnt related to the cockposting

sorry for becoming a source of negativity. I'll try to offset it with my strong feelings towards the concept of fellatio, nice cocks, and errrrrmm

fucking eat sand loser

i am calm and composed and 😇

wow i

fuck sake im gonna miss ANOTHER UC appointment cos i cant keep it together

im so scared of rejection again now off the meds, so therefore cannot message my liar evil doctor because i expect he'll shut me down based on context clues (hes evil and a liar) and based on the fact im terrified of rejection (and also he sucks and is evil and i hate him)

the government is trying to kill me

PHGG in your water bottle is life-changing btw

hink honk head aka clownjob

finally came across a gay faction in Torn game changing to not think your entire faction is made up of terrible people lmao holding off on joking that im the only top in the roster 🫡 for now. thats about it for your crime game update

we had moonrise right before sunset today

COOKIES AND ICE CREAM FOR DINNER if thats okay with you all

at some point in the last year i got really receptive to the flavour of toasted sunflower seeds? now i just cannot touch anything with that flavour! its POTENT now, its at the point where using sunflower oil to grease my bread tin has made the crust entirely unenjoyable lmao

noticeably getting less delusional anxiety thoughts now the meds are out of our system. might get back on Mirtazapine but Not the Citalopram and see how that goes? feels we need it for sleep at the very least idk, getting anxious about silly things again also, but not as bad as they were

delirium via dehydration

grinding tic-tacs and nothing else for 7 hours was maybe weird behaviour from me

adult version of Wheres Waldo where he hides in distractingly well-drawn foreskins

wait wait wait wait wait wait hold up my less-conservative mum is actually Banning Him from wearing the shirt in public nuuu mother dont be homophobic let ur gay husband wear his gay shirt 💔💔💔 [lexi]

so out of it today, feel like im only just waking up now? (its 11:29 PM)

y-youve been looking at cockporn again haven't you?!

ugh too hot, cant afford a lucozade at the shop 😭😭 had to come home lol

my dad loves his shirt with topless yungblud on it

get marked idiot

my deja! it vu!

"elevate the sore area" nice try babe u just wanna see me in downward dog...

found a stretch that ✨resurrected me✨ and now we back to dancing (skate chat again btw) ...

slipping my discs with swag

its okay to tell a conservative man his pink floyd shirt "has a gay rainbow on it"

i uhh totally just had a moment where i thought my thumbs were on the wrong side of my hands? like i wasnt hallucinating or anything just confused and yeah, they're fine! false alarm! the proof is my ability to type this message wif my fumbs (with my thumbs) lol

waking up at 4pm UK time gives me so much bluesky food to get through in my own time, and thats kinda a nice way to start the day! [lexi]

our 2026 playlist, very eclectic lol lot of aggressive stuff but then theres a lovely acoustic song, some weird b-sides, a cover?? LILY ALLEN!???? GARBAGE LAND???????? its an adventure, not updated the order of the second half so, shuffle if you want? up to youu music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

she did as well! lmao now we just get shit like this (but mostly refresh blank feeds!)

imagine if cocks were real

finally confirmed i am in fact 6ft tall (fear me?)

this glute issue is really concerning, its so bad on our back and its worse after two days rest..... so i gently tried walking it out and ugh, not good. uneven ground caused a sudden slip and yeah, agonising walk home :( [lexi]

"art"

wow dad's so far gone

ive successfully managed to "not interested" basically everything on the google news feed and now it shows NOTHING i am FREE AT LAST

numbness is a welcome change

humpty dumpty kinda fucked up story that shit had me rattled when it dropped

i reckon i give off a fake person vibe, like im not real

new fridge is shorter than me and that's lowkey winding me up

food hasnt Hit the past few weeks and it's usually a saving grace for us. tried all the takeaways despite budget, not even chinese food felt vaguely remarkable. its actually worrying that ive identified this, idk what to do for a quick thrill at this point aaa might have to have *gulp* sex

i need to be more disagreeable tbh

i genuinely dont think I'll ever own four figures of money, unless negative counts

i miss southampton solely for Nathan's lol