Got my bonus and raise info today! Woo hoo

Oh weeeowww the snow is currently falling winter wonderland style

I love the idea of a tap truck but I think it’s gonna be too wasteful/hard to calculate the correct number of drinks ☹️

Why are lion latches so ugly

My dog is somewhere in here

This fucking piece of shit constantly shuts down my route home!!!!

Do i need these?

My son decided to body slam his aunt (who he met for the first time over thanksgiving) because he somehow thought she was gonna take his food 😂 like no growls or barking or biting just a body check. Like bro what you’ve never done that before

How do you keep drinks cold outside for hours without getting them wet by having them sit in ice/water

Wah I’m not used to having a car that lives outside 😭

I think I’m gonna make beef enchiladas for din tonight

We bought a nice camera can’t wait to take professional looking photos of my son to decorate our house

Tried this NA beer and liked it! And i dont like IPAs

Lol whelp i made a mistake at work am i getting fired

I always wanted a snugglepittie and I got one

Why is catering so expensive 😭 it’s not even the food it’s the people power

Our dog has never told us he needs to go out and has never had an accident inside. I wonder what he would do if he really needed to go though

Lol he’s so bored. IM SORRY I HAVE TO WORK

Why do these stores send me 5 emails a day? I just need 1. But now I’m unsubscribing from ALL

Our Christmas tree is up and our stockings are here ☺️ just need to find something that works on our mantle to hang the stockings!

What cotton breathable undies are we buying like from where

OMG MY SON IS SO GOOD AT HIS SIT AND WAIT WHEN GETTING HIS KONG FOOD DISPENSER THING 😭😭😭

Im wearing boxers and joggers and wow my vageen has never been freer?? This is so nice

YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO HAVE A PET EVER AGAIN

I cant post videos on bsky because they wont let me verify my email but look at how gelatinous my homemade chicken stock is 

the scariest sunday tbh

Time for a free filet o fish

My hands are so fucking dry

My snoozlebubs

I need an insulated jacket that’s also waterproof but with the waterproof part removable. Do you have one like that and recommend yours?

MOST PEOPLE TAKE THE STANDARD DEDUCTION AND THIS WILL MAKE NO DIFFERENCE IN YOUR TAXES.

getting home to my bidet is the highlight of the week

Lmao my son picked the biggest horse in the park to play with

Hm this vendor wants me to use Apple Pay, Cash App, or Zelle and doesn’t use Venmo anymore. And when I said ok Apple Pay they sent me a phone number. I think they meant Apple Cash. Hmm no I need a method that allows me to easily dispute a charge if you don’t want to give me my deposit back…

I love my dog so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Omg i need one of those satin line hood/face covering things my face damn near froze off walking pupper this morning

Now THIS is a deal

Is it a bad idea to book a bartender running a sale today when I cant verify if their services are actually good lol

They gave me steroids for my back pain and wow that shit is WORKING

It’s too cold!! But the dog must be walked!!

I bought the bio ionic curling iron and I actually really like it

????????

Found one need on a good BF sale!!

Fuck i forgot i have something due today for work lol banh mi and vietnamese coffee otw for lunchies i need the caffeine

Nothing i need is on a good enough sale

My dog is somewhere in this pile of blankets lol

Hey guys so if you need a chain restaurant rec for a takeout thanksgiving meal i recommend texas de brazil!

I want a small deviled egg tray

Our thanksgiving this year was full extended fam instead of nuclear fam and it was so fun but also so chaotic and overstimulating lol

Any time my dog donuts I ask him if he’s a tiny baby 800x