For the love of all that is holy. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY - oh shit, am I going to be arrested now?

There are two types of people in England these days, and I'm so glad I am not the same type as Jodie Dean. Such an angry person, spitting so much venom.

It's such a grim day outside today, so here's a photo I took on a nicer day last weekend. #Autumn

I'm not the only person who doesn't believe Farage when he says he spoke to Trump last Friday about the BBC, am I?

There was a terrible dog attack in a Welsh town but the headline wasn't specific, so Sandra assumed it gave her carte blanche to bring out her racist side. If you met Sandra down the local cafe she would probably seem quite harmless, but she has been radicalised by our MSM.

First Rayner, now Reeves. It's almost like the house buying and house letting industry in this country is run by incompetent imbeciles. Tbf anyone with any recent experience of buying/selling/renting/letting a house won't be shocked by this.

Just a random picture from my camera roll taken in beautiful Glencoe back in July.

Our local (Labour) MP has shared a positive story about a new breakfast club at a village primary school - and yet there are angry people throwing insults and complaining about being taxed to cover such provisions. Just imagine being the type of person who begrudges a child getting a good start.

From the 'rightful' closures of Institutions to the lies & failure of 'Care in the Community' Tories own this. Tories have no right to lecture us. Decades of MH failure have led to serious mentally ill people on our streets, prisons & a life of loneliness & despair for many.

Please could someone tell Kemi Badenoch that the whole reason we have a mental health crisis in our country is because of the disastrous way HER government handled first Brexit and then the Covid pandemic. So she can STFU when blaming the British people for their MH illnesses.

Tiktaak

Why is Elon Musk saying "we need a dissolution of Parliament"? We? Who is we? Is he British all of a sudden?

Kruger has defected to Reform. It reminds me of when Andrew Bridgen defected somewhere. It seems wrong that the electorate who voted him in as a Tory MP have no choice in the fact that he's now moved over to Reform. Surely no self-respecting Tory will be happy with that.

Cracking response.

Are you ok? I'm asking because sometimes that's all it takes just to show someone that they're not alone and that they matter. Be that person who checks in, because it could make a world of difference to someone's day.

I'm getting old. I can't stop thinking about the pot of tea for two that cost me £6.70 yesterday.

Look at this bloody massive conker tree! #TreeOfTheWeek

"You shouldn't have to swallow the storm just because someone else has learned to live under cloudy skies." Amen to that.

Sitting with a coffee feeling like I'm on me holidays 😃

Just to brighten your timeline a little this morning. This is St Chad's Nature Reaerve near Draycott in Derbyshire. A very lovely place to take a shady walk.

Love this photo I took today 💕

How much are you betting that the 3 o'clock rain event doesn't happen?

A few mammatus clouds forming overhead 🌩

When it's too hot to eat, pancakes with skyr and strawbs 🍓

Brightening your timeline for a second or two.

Time for a few flowers to brighten up the timeline.

We have to find beauty in small things.

There are some vile people in this world. Using a fatal plane crash to make racist and bigoted jokes just makes me sick. I want to weep at the state of humanity, or the lack of it. I feel so sad for all those people affected directly or indirectly by this awful tragedy. RIP.

So today I did something new. I did my first volunteering for Canine Partners. I was a bit apprehensive that I would be able to do it, but all I had to do was talk to people and be nice to dogs 🐕 😊 - or was it talk to dogs and be nice to people?

The racists must be feeling so vindicated today, which actually makes me feel sick to my stomach. Here in NW Leicestershire Reform won 7/8 seats, the 8th one going to a Tory. I have no idea how this is going to pan out.

@carlbenfield.bsky.social Good luck in the council elections Carl, you got my vote. #VoteGreen

We knew the day would come when Jamie Vardy would no longer be pulling on the shirt for Leicester City, we just didn't ever want to think about it. There will never be another player quite like him, he is simply Leicester City's GOAT.

We're down 😔 But yesterday's match against the Champions (let's face it, they're not going to lose it) was really enjoyable. And look who we met ahead of the match, the beautiful Emile Heskey 💙

I was at a loose end so I made a crossless spiced fruit loaf thing. It smells good. I thought it was going to grow arms and legs at one point 😆 it was like Jesus was reincarnating inside me oven. #GoodFriday

Finally, the correct tariff formula (from Private Eye)

I'm not alone in thinking half a dozen women being shot up into space in a rocket shaped like a massive dick is just a bit weird. Am I?

Wow @lbc this fella talking to @tomswarbrick.bsky.social saying picking up other people's rubbish is demeaning - talk about looking down on the people who do this for a bloody job. Get off my radio you condescending tw@t.

Would you mind if I gave you some advice, given all I've been through this last 18 months? No one needs stuff. We waste so much money on pointless, fucking stuff. Which in the end will just get thrown away, creating even more landfill. Please, please, stop buying stuff.

BREAKING: The country of Norway just entered a bill to give transgender Americans asylum in the country of Norway… LGBTQ+ STRONG! 🌈✨

Last night she honoured me by sitting on my knee ❤️

Peak Britishness this morning. 4 crinkly-bottoms in front of us at the cafe formed a queue at the door. After a while I asked them whether they knew if you had to wait to be seated or whether we had just formed a queue for the fun of it. Thank God for my gobbiness or we'd still be queueing now 🤣

If you elect a game show host to run your country, expect shit to happen.

Made me laugh 😃

Would you say it's ok for Meta to use illegal pirate copies of books to train their AI? No, me neither. Please sign and share. chng.it/ttvP2x29hD

Coffee in the sunshine with Nala, there are few better things in life ❤️

This is so apt for me right now, and it helped me massively to understand some stuff.

Thomas Tuchel seems like a thoroughly nice bloke. Good luck to him and the team, as always, every year I have high hopes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #England

Do you ever feel like your phone can read your mind?

My latest creation 🌻

That Monday feeling...