lost media youtubers saw god and god told them that every piece of promotional spongebob material must be documented or they will all go to hell

just won the game awards again, thanks for the votes everyone

accidentally wake up at 12 on a december day and now i get 3 hours of daylight i'm like if a rotting corpse was alive

gf asked me if i'd heard the news about the game awards desert portal and i hadn't heard about it so i was just completely taken aback by the concept. game awards is just making portals and spells and ominous relics now, it's the dark sorcerer awards now

holding the textured white monster and thinking: it's ribbed for her pleasure

asking the monkey's paw to get rid of ai and then wondering why every video game enemy got lobotomized all of a sudden

love how the only surviving beatles members are the guy no one really cares about and the guy who everyone theorized to be dead

stardew valley is funny because it's called a cozy game but if you don't go to bed on time you pass out and get extorted by your neighbors

fleetwood joe

nothing can describe how lame it feels to be sick

for halloween i'm dressing up as the unseen monster. you won't see me at your halloween party but the possibility that i'm there will keep you at the edge of your seat

When I was a teen I used to think "lyrics" was a musical artist because my youtube front page would have a bunch of music videos with "(w/ lyrics)" in the title. made me think "It sure is cool that this lyrics guy is friends with every musician"

if you use my code and you will obtain 5000 silver ketchup, 200 gold mustard and a legendary hamburger

i don't do body horror i do body comedy

i've got the ass that slaps back

the ninja turtles are just one guy to me except there's 4 of him

kickstarters were funny as fuck, it's like: if we hit the main goal we make the game, if we hit the stretch goal we add 100 features and send the game to developement hell forever

A feminist icon: This man tells women on the street to stop smiling.

it's called the switch 2 because it will only have two games

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

playing baldurs gate 3 with my gf and it's very funny because i'm not a baldurs gate fan or a d&d fan so there's a lot of seemingly lore relevant moments that just go completely over my head

love when a franchise has numbered entries in the double digits. just seems ridiculous. like, final fantasy 14? touhou 20? you're shitting me

Poker's beast

making laws isn't about safety it's about thwarting a villain no one has ever seen before

i don't like the term debugging because half the time it just means making sure the code works while other times it refers to like a magical spell that makes the code more optimal or something

what does the switch 2 even do?? so far they've showed that it plays games but the last one did that too

watching breaking bad with my gf and it's awesome, she keeps rooting for skyler and jesse while wishing harm upon walt and hank. We got to the part in s2 where Skyler is giving walt the cold shoulder and she keeps calling her a girlboss

🐿skull guide: 💀 = I'm dead 💀💀 = sans and papyrus 💀💀💀 = DOOM II Map 19 "The Citadel" (only 2 needed to win) 💀💀💀💀 = the lift you use to cross lava in Super Mario World

hunter x hunter (2011) episode 92

got my hair colored

if the fallout tv show is gonna have the courier in season 2 then the only correct casting choice for me would be jonathan banks

been watching the first few eps of invincible with my gf and i love everyone just wants damian to fuck off like they all go like "fuck off you fucking demon fuck, your soul is damned bro stop investigating this important case, you're literally from hell lmao" like bro leave him be 😭

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new hair baybeee

This goes hard as fuck feel free to screenshot

i'm a lesbian in a yaoi kinda way

The Fangame Awards

anyone remember that period where jerma's channel randomly just became streams of some car mechanic doing his job? there were like 8 full streams of this guy fixing cars and on the last one the car blew up and when the smoke cleared jerma ran up and turned off the stream

just went to the black lodge and bought some merch

I drew this mf'er while watching @livvyheartex.bsky.social play "I Wanna Escape Into My Mind" on Discord

drug withdrawal...? like at the bank??

I love how far I can get academically as a game dev without ever knowing what object oriented programming is. The coding language I use is supposedly object oriented but I still don't know what that means or why it's different from other code. yes i would like 1 code, extra object oriented please

ivona kimberly is definitely the baddest bitch in the text-to-speech voice library

I admire transmascs for wanting to be a guy because that usually involves narrowly dodging spikes and fruit that falls up from trees. And Mike Tyson