not only did stacey hire a gay man to pretend to be her boyfriend but she didn’t even pay him his full rate???? this is so messy kfkkskdkdksks #realhousewivesofpotomac

every latina auntie’s house rn:

You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Nynaeve al’Meara but i acknowledge her flaws (none she’s perfect), i can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s done nothing wrong in her life) & call her out on her actions (which are always right).

mia needs to go #rhop

someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number

thoughts on the #thewhitelotus: SPOILERS -mike white is a crazy mf for this incest storyline but i also cannot look away -i’m going ten toes down on my theory that the gunshots in the cold open are aimed at the MONKEYS, and that the sad blonde lady somehow provokes them into attacking

My final statement and apologies

i said condolences when i actually meant apologies, but also i high key DO have condolences for him since his reputation and career have been tarnished unfairly, not to mention his personal relationships

i would like to extend my sincerest condolences to daniel greene. i made a harsh judgment based on the limited information available to me. i’ve caught up on the situation, and i would encourage all of you to watch daniel’s response youtu.be/JYjpvQ2Jar8?...

someone tell me why i have 60+ unread slack messages when i’ve been on pto for less than four hours?

PERO LO PUEDO ARREGLAR, AMOR

i love the wheel of time

please unfollow/unsubscribe from daniel greene. he is a disgrace as a human being and his presence should not be tolerated in any community www.reddit.com/r/Fantasy/s/...

started a rewatch of season 12 of rhobh last night and i’m convinced that *trigger warning* pk planned the break in. i don’t think dorit knew anything. he traumatized that poor woman and their children just for some insurance money and a storyline. now he’s left all of them high and dry

i’ve GOT TO move ON AND be WHOOOO IIIII AAAAAAM i JUST DON’T beLONG HERE I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAAAAND

HR is such a fucking joooooooooooooooooooke

fuck it. spaghetti for breakfast

thinking about that time my previous boss (an attorney) tried to give me advice for reading contracts: “i read them the opposite way i read books. i start with the table of contents” like what did she mean by that???? why would you read the table of contents at the END of a book?

had a baguette and a whole roast chicken for dinner last night like the most gluttonous medieval peasant

Mat Cauthon with his TITS out, out of that stinky robe and eyeing a gorgeous man with a gorgeous hat. This still has been given to me by the Gods. #WoTSkies

Historians will say they were friends

Mat Cauthon Big Naturals #WotSkies

obsessed with mat’s slutty little neckline #wotskies

“if she were the jealous type, she would have noticed that adolin’s hug was longer than hers” BRANDON YOU FUCKING COWARD LET KAL AND ADOLIN FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! #windandtruth

friendly reminder that the lopen is mexican #windandtruth

no assassination attempts is kinda disappointing

trying to imagine the good timeline where trump becomes a bravo correspondent instead of president. what would he think about lisa barlow?

okay i’ll bite. who is donald trump

finally made some decent progress into wind and truth and hooooly shit the mcu-ification of everyone’s dialogue…… i do love seeing my boy kal tho 🫡 ⚠️ though i am getting a sneaking suspicion brando might be setting him and syl up as endgame……….

shawn is doing circle jerks??? gays disgusting!!! how could he do such a thing?? who does he do them with??? what time do they meet??? what’s the address???

Link to the essay! It's been published in @iselemagazine.bsky.social iselemagazine.com/2025/01/17/r...

my plans to save #rhobh scenario 1: -kyle and dorit are fired -LVP comes back -boz, erika, sutton, garcelle stay as diamond holders -kathy, jennifer tilly, camille, maybe even taylor as friends of scenario 2: -kyle comes out as a lesbian (finally) -everything else stays the same

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

The Feel of Slime

one thing about season 17 is that this is NOT rupaul’s best friend race. these girls do not like each other lmao

modern day rene descartes

OMG?????????

my worst fears have come true…… faile is white

I don’t think that coming up with lists of “good” authors helps anyone. on a very basic level: you have no way of knowing if that’s true about anyone.

look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

this is a lexi love stan account btw

We all have an emotional support dead, famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

Billionaires aren't human. They're immoral soulless parasites on society that shouldn't exist.

from elon, to bezos, to zuck, it's VERY clear that capitalism embodied in these fascist fucks was going through a metamorphosis to achieve its irreversible final shape & strength. the chrysalis and the mask are off. they no longer mind telling us the truth of who they are and what they're after

i started eating beans on toast the last couple weeks and i would like to extend my sincerest apologies to the british community. this shit slaps so hard

how do i stop sp0rts tweets from appearing in my discover tab

in a way trump did lower egg prices, because ralph’s was completely sold out, so i spent only $0.00 on eggs!

rest in peace, the vivienne. one of the best performers to ever do it