the MOON haunts u

tw // blood . . . . . . . . . .

my girl is a cvnt, but only 'cus she servin // ur girl is a cvnt, no like actually on purpose 💀

hate to see a tgirl w/o rizz. cld nvr be me but i hate to see it

adding tokyo, japan to my list of clock locations so i can know when nanami is on overtime

i promise i will actually post hot pics on here eventually like a real girl 🙏🏾

SHE SAY SHE FROM THE ISLANDS, AND I'M JUST TRYNA FIND HER /ly

nothin worse than a missed opportunity smfh

Leave me the kinda tip you’d leave your waitress cause ikno you lookers aren’t dropping 15% 🙂‍↕️ GIMMIE $3!!

spent the last five consecutive mins laughing at clips of streamers sttutering but now i'm scared I'M gonna stutter hard as fuck on this damn call i'm boutda be on 😭😭😭

snarls

watching jacksepticeye's death stranding playthrough in abject silence bc i am probably autistic n shi

pullin the "open the fridge again to see if new food spawned" move dawg 😭😭😭 shit's rough out here i open my wallet and a fly comes out

watching a death stranding playthrough in the wake of the pandemic/lockdown (yes ik covid is still a huge threat but. dumb niggas think it's over) is genuinely so insane. i didn't know you could see the future....hideo kojima!!!!

kashimo glazers are truly insane. hakari stated he was punched one time full-force by gojo and threw up but they're like "well a lightning strike from kashimo blew away half of hakari's torso" WHY ARE U COMPARING PUNCHES TO A LIGHTNING STRIKE??? THAT'S DIFFERENT TYPES OF DAMAGE MY GUY

base hokage minato vs spider-man wld go crazy depending on how hard u think spidey-sense counters flying raijin

1500-day streak on duolingo 💯

ZEN BENDS REALITY TO HIS WILL ‼️‼️‼️

Few solid niggas left but it’s not enough!

my coworkers actually missed me during the party yesterday 😭😭😭 maybe today isn't a loss

yesterday sucked ✅ today already sucks ✅ gotta thug it out i guess ✅

i wish i were a stupid twink with a fat ass

hadda get big on them niggas, bruce banner /ly

i actually think i am spiralling rn

oh.

i wanted to not be sad and then i started watching videos of my rocket league goats retiring 😭😭😭 garrettg i miss u each day dawg

fireburner is genuinely in my top 3 rocket league pros. dude's been retired for actual years but genuinely he is just that guy. i learned how to 50/50 from him. he played since og szn 1, fire is truly an actual legend

none of my thoughts are good or healthy or sane rn. gna watch yt and relax.

ik i have a rep as a hater but right now all of my hating thoughts are aimed at myself. you really don't know that i genuinely hate myself more than i jokingly hate on any of you.

i cld kms rn.

more ppl gotta glaze my dick pic i have

lwk i'm hot when i'm naked

yo this is the funniest nga i've met so far on bsky dawg

do not let winter soldier karma out. do not let her out. keep her chained and caged; she scares me. i am so close to letting her out. help.

my fucking legs and body hurts so bad i'm so sore and still pissy (two of my coworkers pissed me off yesterday and my GOAT got let go i guess??? FUUUUCK)

my boxers smell sm gn every1

one of my fave coworkers just got let go out of nowhere >:/ my evening sucks

almost fought this damn dog w/ freaky golden eyes

GYATT!!!

FAIRY PEAK VS KHALID THE BEST OF ALL TIME VS THE BEST OF TODAY (this is a match from YEARS ago.)

i hate finding out abt last-minute plans i hate it sm it's dumb, stupid, and lame

it is getting so cold i'm gna have 2 change the gojo fit to my blk turtleneck w/ the sweats instead of a tank/tee/crop

[uchiha madara voice] if only kendrick lamar released gnx earlier, he'd be my....

v-line so threatening it destabilized the economy of a small country

what's good

lwk a pro gooner