The Pelicans are leading again!

I was thinking Knueppel was going to be ROTY but maybe Queen can make a run at it.

ok, the Pelicans are going to lose but Queen is looking extremely like a guy you trade up for (not defending the actual draft!)

This would be a fun, fun, fun win for the Pelicans, who need something fun.

This woman was seduced by a man who claimed he wanted to tame and subdue her like a river running through a canyon and I am supposed to believe she is a serious intellectual. There is such a thing as taste and it matters!

RFK was already the least attractive man alive before I learned today that he told a woman (Olivia Nuzzi) "I am a river and you are my canyon". United in an appreciation for metaphors that don't work at all.

It stinks that Vooch is ending his career like this. At least he has a nice family and a lot of $.

The Bulls are getting mashed by the Steph-less Warriors, I'm not watching this shit but I just want to say it would have been better if they'd skipped those first 6 wins.

The Hornets (I've watched them 3 times in the past 2 weeks) are actually pretty fun.

Low key the Nougats are winning good down two starters and a guy who would be averaging 16 minutes a game in the absence of those two starters. They're going to be good if the bench can do it like they have the last two games.

A good thing about Adelman is he will usually give Bruce Brown the hook when he's bad, which is very necessary. Brown can be a real positive but he can also be a real negative and the hook needs to come out.

The Nuggets really, really, really, really miss AG.

That was a TOUGH call against Charlotte, too bad they didn't use their challenge turning an out of bounds into a foul.

The Hornets broadcast is evergreen hilarious.

Read some stupid article about how the Clippers should have known Brook Lopez was washed and lol. If you "knew" these things you wouldn't be writing unpaid articles for fan sites, you'd be living off your gambling winnings.

I never did buy the Bulls, they are headed for the 14th seed in the East, fortunately I have the Nougats to distract me.

Very good defensive sequence at the end by Denver.

My question is: how are the Hawks with Trae not completely dominant in the East?

As Vooch pointed out 3 years ago, it's NI-kola, not Ni-KO-la.

NAW turning out to be a player is fun. Somewhere, David Griffin is smiling.

Denver's bench has been a little disappointing but there is a bit of psychological disadvantage playing behind a starting unit that's so dominant. Tonight the starters got smoked and the mixed unit dominated.

Not a flagrant, c'mon, it was just a push off!

The Bulls are into the lose-to-the-Nets phase of the season, hopefully it's not too late to tank.

Hopefully the Bucks' report of a strained calf is true.

This looks about as bad as it gets.

The Chris Paul exit is very funny but in fairness to the Clippers, he probably wanted to leave!

When Bruce Brown is bad, he is really, really bad.

Normal people are going to be so angry at how many people avoid prosecution from their Trump Admin affiliations, but Hegseth is going DOWN and even in his bad-dog mind he realizes it.

Hegseth is very transparently blaming a Navy admiral for his own decision. Let this be a lesson for every other military officer: The Trump administration will issue unlawful orders, then blame you for following them.

Teams throw their absolute best shot at Denver's bench and it's a good sign how only semi-effective it is.

Reminder that the most one-dimensional hustle guy you've ever seen would be Luka in rec league.

The Nougats are really shorthanded right now but they need to give Zeke's minutes to Holmes and see how it goes.

Bulls so fake.

It's the fake-ass Bulls, but I still think the Pelicans will get better and better as the season progresses.

Vindication on my long-term "Landale is good actually" position.

Ja Morant being a total cunt is honestly disappointing, I can see it going very differently for him.

Lose to the Jazz and beat the Nuggets. Welcome to 2025 Chicago.

VOOOOOOCH! (Here I am rooting for the Bulls like an idiot.)

I want to put it on the record that I did not at any point believe in the Bulls this year.

Finally. Just excruciating for everybody involved waiting for this inevitability for weeks.

My whole fucking life we've been talking about the Clenis. Enough all ready.

Aaaahhhhhhhhh it's LeBron. I was saying Steph was probably top 5 all time after the 21 title and it's aged well. Still LeBron.

Jokic played 32 minutes on the first night of a back to back and is about to do a 50 piece tonight.

The Kings officially listed Russ as their starting shooting guard. The Pelicans are the biggest disaster but I'm just saying firing Willie would LEAPFROG them the Kings.

Sabonis is a -24 and Eubanks is a +6. Obviously in one game this is meaningless, and in 12 games it is not exactly meaningless but doesn't mean Eubanks is better (he is fairly terrible) but it should be very, very serious cause for concern.

After years of overrating the Blazers, it appears I've underrated the Blazers.

It is, ah, maybe a little bit alarming how much better the Kings are with Eubanks in for Sabonis? This isn't a one-off.

Hopefully, this game ushers Willie out the door.

Kornet is like Tim Hardaway Jr. in that he has entered basketball nirvana and is elevating.

I hope people laughing at the Bulls (who deserve it, this is fake) are paying attention to Ayo who ... might be a real player???