Teachers are walking kids home from school because ICE agents are lurking outside of school grounds. ICE isn’t to be trusted, not around the general public and especially not around kids…just like Trump.

Took the stepson to a hockey game yesterday…his first comment after we left was “I enjoy watching soccer way more”. He ain’t my child, but he’s 100% my son.

Tamales and eggs for breakfast.

Tenderloin, Lobster, Scallops. Sous vide ftw

@go4abe.bsky.social x.com/shoresyhocke...

My love language is cleaning out the lint trap immediately after using the dryer.

This field looks like absolute garbage. #LoonsOverSD

Loons fly together! 😉 #LoonsOverSD

Obligatory. #Cloud9onTour

@jonharrison90.bsky.social genuinely curious why you and Dan say “Puh-ray-uh” for Joaquin Pereyra? I’m not trying to be a dick…if I’m wrong saying “Pay-ray-ruh” then I’ll shut up. I know my phonetics aren’t spot on…but I have to ask.

🤣🤣🤣

Republicans seem to forget about Lauren Boebert dry tugging some bro at Beetlejuice, the musical.

So many #LoonsOverSEA! We heard those M-N-U-F-C chants at the end.

FCK SEA

Been helping raise this kid since he was 3 and he’s grown and matured into a fantastic young man who graduated High School yesterday. He did a complete 180 after he transferred to Fridley HS his sophomore year and I couldn’t be more proud of his change and growth as a person.

No chance Eric Ramsay drinks water more awkwardly than Adrian Heath, right?

Dayne’s distribution seems to pass the eye test this season. Much improved. #MNUFC

The Bucket Hat Brigade stands with the MNUFC.com social team & mnwonderwall.bsky.social. Passion, pride & banter are part of the game. “History over Hype” isn’t just words—it’s identity. We respect legends, but we celebrate our way. Culture > Cash. #MNUFC #BucketHatBrigade #HistoryOverHype

That eruption for Matthew Golden was awesome

Abolish Mr. Brightside

California Assembly Speaker Robert Rivas (D-Salinas): "there are currently more kids with measles in Texas than there are transgender athletes in the NCAA. That's the epidemic we should all be worried about."

Funny how goals DO change games. #MNUFC

Do people who reverse into angled parking spots really not know they’re making their lives twice as hard?

The sudden reversal of US policy towards Ukraine has been shoicking and deadly. Is Tяump a Russian agent or just jealous of Obama? open.substack.com/pub/braggb/p...

Baffled at that VAR review. How that wasn’t even a foul is dumbfounding #MNUFC

Halfway through Season 2 of Yellowjackets and there hasn’t been a single episode that’s ended without me saying “what the fuck!?”

That’s Tammy Baldwin — not me. You can keep track of all the hundreds of white men but it’s the 28 women in the Senate that trips you up, Fox News?

What’s worse? That the US Attorney’s office for DC call themselves “Trump’s lawyers” or that they don’t know where to put the apostrophe?

One of life’s great mysteries as to why it takes #MNUFC signings so much longer to get their work visas than other clubs 🤷‍♂️

4 years sans alcohol

RIP Bob Uecker 😥

Tickets for the first three away days are up on the Wonderwall website! Be one of the #LoonsOverLAFC #LoonsOverSJ and #LoonsOverSKC by buying your ticket here: shop.mnwonderwall.com/collections/...

How does one exceed their free online article limit when they’ve not accessed the website?

Go Pack Go

Two days until MNUFC reports for preseason training. 44 days until MNUFC opens their season. Zero days until you can buy your first away tickets for 2025. Tickets on sale now for #LoonsOverVAN and #LoonsOverNYRB! More away days coming 🔜 shop.mnwonderwall.com/collections/...

These Denver steaks have been salted are in the fridge in preparation of tonight.

I mean…it is Tuesday…birria is still applicable

Ice dams ain’t gonna happen on my watch.

3 day old donuts are perfectly fine because fuck you, that’s why.

It’s tradition now