“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, And I will kidnap them and hide them in detention centers, With no due process”

I made the mistake of comparing Gavin Newsom to a block of Colby Jack cheese and an army of weird nerds is ripping me apart for it 😂

I’m either being trolled massively by chatgpt or there’s a bunch of weird nerds in discord right now picking every word I say apart like a fuckin science experiment 😂

Tell me something you’re proud of! It doesn’t have to be anything huge, just anything that comes to mind ☺️ Today, I’m proud that I finally finished an entire 2nd Warhammer army!

Remember folks! Tomorrow, when you see a bunch of weirdos standing with their arms raised to the sky waiting to get lifted into the arms of TikTok Jesus, it only takes one question to troll the absolute fuck out of them: “So why’d you get left behind?”

I’ve been down the #rapturetok rabbit hole for hours now, and have come up with a plan. I have a LOT of clothes I don’t wear anymore that are in bags waiting to be donated. I think I’ll just start scattering them around in ways that look like they were left behind. Religious psychosis is fun 😁

My Death Riders are 99% done, just want to add a few tufts & a matte varnish. I love how they came out but I will never build and paint these lads again, good lord I do not have the dexterity or brush control for them. Still, I love them because they’re mine ☺️ #WH40K #Krieg

the kind of tired that sleep can’t fix but I’ve learned an important lesson from my friends rest, don’t quit

Thanks to TikTok I now know how to start an F-16. Normally I wouldn't know what to do with this information, but given the state of the world, well. At least I know.

Well, it’s official. I do not understand the hollow knight hype. This shit is just a really hard 2D platformer, am I missing something or is that the game?

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

bro no fucking way 🤣

As expected, woke up to a flood of bots (and probably some gullible idiots) posting shit about civil war. Those Epstein files must be fucking WILD

man I should check my tiktok messages more often look at this Will Smith, Pedro Pascal? The Rock? Goodness gracious I’m a celebrity

freesamplethief-freesamplethief.bsky.social Got about 3 weeks to a month worth of money left. And getting things moving on other sources of income is slow going so anything helps right now. Lost my best friend and he was our only source of income. gofund.me/f916f960

idk who needs to hear this but it needs repeating: cologne is meant to be discovered, not announced. if you smell good from 15 feet away you’re burning out sinuses up close. Stop bathing in the shit.

Had such a great, relaxing 3 day weekend ☺️ If I get to wake up tomorrow to the Big Beautiful Obituary it would just be the icing on the cake ✨manifesting✨

Something fun I do is catch people off guard with non-problematic twists on outdated jokes “I like my women like I like my coffee - warm and sweet” “A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar - the bar was too low” etc

Land Raider work in progress inspired by that old “DRIVE ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD” meme

Went to the vintage festival today and met the best vendor ever His name is Teddy and he is very polite

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Hello again, my sister made a gofundme to help with expenses. gofund.me/f916f960 He was my everything.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

- has final farewell show - fucking dies a couple weeks after saying farewell That's fucking metal. Reign in Darkness, eternal Prince, and thanks for all the tunes 🤘

Ok, I played through the entire story, epilogue, and every optional side quest for high honor. The Red Dead Redemption 2 hyperfixation has ended. Still one of the best games ever made.

anyway I guess the unredacted epstein files actually did leak because I stumbled on them on reddit lmao this is going to be so fucking entertaining it’s not even funny

Weekending! twitch.tv/edgaralanbrolive

I love this song 🥰

The flag being flown inverted is not anti-American. It is not anarchist. it is not a symbol of protest. In the old days, if a battlement was under siege and nearing its Last Stand, it’s flag was inverted to signal Distress, telling any allies: “We aren’t going to make it without immediate help”

Scientists are now speculating that our entire universe might actually be inside a supermassive black hole which genuinely tracks on so many levels considering how much everything sucks

lmao

You can be deported for having this image on your phone.

shit's expensive president is a multiple felon laws don't fuckin matter anymore the age of piracy rises again

i'm gonna get tiktok banned again, this time for defending bernie sanders

2005: "Iraq has WMDs" 2025: "Iran has WMDs"

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“Deep breaths, it’ll pass.” “Is that all you got?” “You’re stronger than this bullshit.” “You’re safe. They’re safe. It’s ok.” “You aren’t there anymore, you’re here now.” My nightly affirmations while l lay in bed at 4am riding out yet another adrenaline dump would make great bumper stickers.

Trying to explain an anxiety attack to someone is funny as hell "Ok, so you're watchin TV, when you feel like goin for a run. You dont, cause its midnight, but the urge worsens and suddenly you cant sit anymore. Then WHAM, adrenaline. RUN! THROW A FIST! Then your vision blurs and you cant talk." 😐

Can I just go a single year without my brain randomly turning into scrambled fucking eggs I wanted help with my ADHD to study, and instead I got an ER visit, crippling anxiety, and depersonalization. God. Some days you just gotta accept defeat and regroup.

An estimated ~5000 people showed up for his birthday parade. An estimated ~7 million protested around the country. No kings.

A sign sighted at a Rhode Island #nokings rally. I definitely can get behind this.

When we got home I told my wife I wasn’t feeling well, head-wise She comes in the bedroom after 20 minutes with grilled cheese & tomato soup. My first thought was I should marry this lady. My second thought, once I remembered I did that, was to do it again.

The United States Marine Corps, arguably one of the most deadly fighting forces in the world, just detained an American citizen on US soil for the first time since its inception in 1775. We learned in history that couldn’t happen because of the constitution. It’s started. We aren’t ok.

Everybody be safe this weekend. I just have a bad feeling.

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

you do not need to sign up for a protest you do not need to aign up for a protest you do not need to sign up for a protest people... don't put your names on a list seriously these lists and sign ups are used by authorities to arrest you easier YOU. DO NOT. NEED. TO SIGN UP. FOR PROTESTS.