Tonali trying to emulate Kieron Dyer's teapot reaction on the goal line.

Howay the toon, kicking down hill, let's see some spirit.

Odds on we try and sign Mateta now.

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This won’t happen, of course, but it should.

Someone at Nook Shop in Stoke Newington, North East London sent me this photo of a recently published interview with Monty Don, whose style I admire. I found the interview charming, so I thought I'd share it here. To me, Monty Don is a great example of developing personal style.

Well a double derby doing. I think Howe needs to move on. Nothing will really change and we'll certainly be without a couple of our better players. There will be no feel good factor at the start of the season. Time to go for Fabregas at Como.

The media has convinced you that Keir Starmer is the worst Prime Minister in history. They're lying to you.

Totally embarrassing. If we walk off and forfeit the game does that make it 3-0

Can we sit back and defend for the whole 2nd half ??

Elanga's crossing 🤦‍♂️

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Can't score, don't win.

Is Wissa's left peg just for standing on?

Happy tenth anniversary to photographer Joel Goodman’s classic image which by rights should be hanging in the Louvre.

67% possession but only 3 shots on target. Another uninspiring turgid display. Destined for a midtable finish, hopefully sneak into 10th.

The most inept display ever. Nail in the coffin for Howe.

Whatever Howe's plan was, it hasn't worked. Wrong tactics, wrong message to the players, players didn't carry it out. But Howe owns this disaster of a performance.

Gordon taking a dive in front of the bench knowing he's getting hooked

Do we have a buyback clause for Almiron?

Barnes Wissa, Murphy and Big Joe needed now.

Expected goals 0.0% is a bit of a worry

We don't seem to be able to impose ourselves on the game. 28% possession is Rafa tactics.

We need half time right now

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Murphy pass completion, 33%. Howay son you can only get better!

Almost Steve Bruce esque type performance .... is he busy at the moment.

Newcastle are not an enjoyable watch this season

Howay the Toon, another goal and tight at the back. Murphy screamer, big Nick header, or Barnes to slide one in.

A BDB curler

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Isak watching on his TV, thinking that could have been me if I hadn't been such an arse!

Why are we always shite down at Brighton? I blame the curse of Trelford Mills.

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None of our players actually jumped with him, just tried to hold him 🤷‍♂️

Pope thought that was going out

Thought Sandro was trying to be Kenny Wharton there, contemplating sitting on the ball

The name Calafiori always brings to mind old Fiats from the 1970s

Plan A didn't work, poor passing, sloppy in possession, crap execution. Plan B, must be keeping Elanga for Bournemouth on Sunday.

So forget this game, it's gone. We must have a new face in for Leeds, and who starts up front?

Nowt to do with the PL being corrupt, just Gordon being a loose cannon knacka.

"The truth has no defense against a fool determined to believe a lie." Mark Twain