Today on Double Standard, @jimmykimmel.com unceremoniously yanked off the air for doing his job. I'd boycott ABC if they had anything else worth watching.

This just in: In a surprising twist, Trump says mayor of Memphis is happy about the National Guard coming in. Not surprisingly, Mayor of Memphis says "I am NOT happy about the National Guard coming in." Turns out, no one asked him.

I’m not sure how to feel about this

Are we British now?

On this day in 1804. Weehawken. Dawn. Guns. Drawn.

Remember, no matter what the state of the union, that on this date in 1996, United States Air Force Veteran Russell Casse sacrificed his life to save us all. #remember

It’s been about a day now, how are those protest Non-voters feeling? #blue

"Trump claims federal holidays cost 'billions' as Americans observe #Juneteenth" Imagine being so racist that you don't want a day off. #stopracism

Your #FAFO Moment Of The Day: #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice but no one told Hector Luis Valdes Cocho 🤷🏽‍♂️

And much like a Chihuahua that has gotten out of its yard, He loses interest in Elon and set his sites on @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

“Stocks Rally as #Trump Delays EU Tariffs.” Wow, if somebody just had the foresight to know when these things were gonna be announced or delayed they could make a lot of money, but that’s none of my #business.

Apparently, we have clouds, and some pancakes

KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!

Trump backs down on most reciprocal tariffs for 90 days. Anybody else think this whole presidency was just engineered to manipulate to stock market?

60 years ago today, Lyndon B Johnson called on congress to pass legislation guaranteeing voting rights for all by saying "every American citizen must have an equal right to vote". Who can imagine if the current "leaders" doing that even now?

Today in 1933, FDR held the first Fireside Chat. Today in 2025, Trump held inflation to new heights as he bought a $100k car from his boyfriend.

This is where we are, folks. The words “confrontation with Canada“ are part of the new cycle. It’s like we’re in the sitcom by Mike Judge.

Public service announcement: your pets don’t give a shit about daylight savings time. They just know it’s time to eat. Get out of bed.

@rblais.bsky.social seems like everybody on team Ramsey is under 5’6”. How they gonna reach the platform?

"Trump Delays Tariffs for #Canada and #Mexico" in another reversal and stock market surges, Dow up 500 points after major selloff. You know, if someone knew when these announcements where going to happen, someone could make a lot of money. just sayin'

Sounds like something you’d do if you were in league with someone’s enemies #HelpUkraine

Everybody check out #runningpoint with #katehudson on @netflix.com it’s like Succession if Shiv was a #Democrat

As far as a national language goes, 21.6% of Americans don't speak #English at home. They gonna send the Gestapo to kick down their doors? ¡dios nos ayude!

NO SPEND 2/28 buy local, pay cash

Now that everything cost twice as much at the grocery store, when is the government going to increase food stamps and adjust the poverty line? #welfare

According to an email today, #olivegarden now offering delivery. WTF Actual? The only reason to subject yourself to this place is AYCE soup, salad, and breadsticks. Is someone going to show up at my door every ten minutes with #pastafagioli and garlic bread? Ma che sei grullo?

An unvaccinated child in Texas has died of #measles. There are 123 more known cases.

First Cabinet Meeting of the #trump administration. #Musk running the show and the great orange dope is asleep

White House press secretary @karolineleavitt.bsky.social announced on Tuesday that the administration would start hand picking the presidential press pool. I'm not making this up. This is not the beginning of a dystopian novel.

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

today on #leopardsAteMyFace Anybody know the numbers on the percentage of people who voted for Trump and have been fired by Trump?

@ticketmaster.com stop making me change my password. All you’re doing is holding up the line.

The Delta plane crash in Toronto makes eight plane crashes since the new administration “fixed the FAA“

@callofdutybo6.bsky.social OMG, enough with Raining the Fire.

1755 years ago today, Saint Valentine was beheaded for performing marriages. Enjoy your candy.

What the actual fuck?

#chicago the musical at the #TennesseeTheater was world class

The Asian buffet in Alcoa still has all-you-can-eat eggs on the hibachi

Just got an email from the administrator of the AMC+ class action lawsuit. Says I can get a free week of streaming if I sign back in. WTF Actual? Thanks for 7 free days of your shitty app and thanks for the $8.93, #lawyers

#Eggs at #Disney World timeshare gift shops are cheaper than the grocery store. What the fuck is happening?

How's that Protest Vote working out?

@nbcnews.com Reporter @todayshow.com said "150 people were evacuated" and "they didn't know what was going on until they were evacuated". They don't have copy editors anymore? We don't evacuate people; we evacuate places. You can evacuate a person. It's very messy.

@blackops6shark.bsky.social I don't know what an Unexpected_Kernel_Mode_trap is but it is no longer unexpected. If you're gonna crash my system, I'll go play Indiana Jones. Get it Fixed please

Liquor store in British Columbia #canada #tarrifs

PHIL?

Did Trump just say FAA dwarves were responsible for the plane crash?

Was watching some old Hardy Boys with the family (S02E15) and found a not yet famous @melaniegriffin72.bsky.social She was a world-class actress even then. #peacockTV