Bluesky needed him today, huh?

So we’re now at the point of end-stage-capitalism where young men with horrific body dysmorphia, causing them to smash their own faces with a hammer to “looksmaxx”, are being heavily monetised and celebrated rather than getting the mental health treatment they so clearly desperately need!

Amaze amaze amaze!

Happy Titanic-Departs-on-Her-Maiden-Voyage-Narrowly-Avoiding-Collision-with-the-SS-New-York-which-Snapped-her-Moorings-due-to-the-Suction-Caused-By-The-Giant-Liner-and-Delaying-her-Departure-By-About-An-Hour Day to all who celebrate! (This wasn’t in the movie). It’s been 114 years.

Good morning! Titanic departed Southampton and began its fateful voyage today 114 years ago. Here is part of a British Pathé newsreel released post-disaster, with footage of Titanic on 2 April leaving Belfast.

Happy Evanescence Day to all who celebrate!

Only a 3 day working week and I’ve used up most of my spoons by day 2.

America showed the world who she really was when this didn’t end Trump’s political career. I’m so done with it all, sick of hearing about this cunt.

I miss this guy, and how the world felt when he was around. #failwhale

The ongoing toilet issues on board Orion/Integrity capsule are revealing just how much people forget that this is the first crewed mission using this vehicle and it is a *test* flight ahead of lunar landings in the future. Things were always going to go wrong, the point is to identify and rectify!

In 2026 nations of world conduct “diplomacy” over social media to avoid genocide. 10 years ago this would have been seen as utterly ridiculous.

The Artemis crew are the lucky ones, who will get to watch WW3 from a distance. I hope this remains a joke in 24 hours time.

In 2026 the President of the United States of America, one of the founding nations of the United Nations, signatory to the Geneva Conventions, is threatening war crimes in social media and the world is *crickets*.

Pretty gross of the orange toddler to call his press conference to blather on nonsensically while four astronauts are literally the furthest away any human has ever been from earth. Talk about ego.

Has anyone already done the “Dave is blowing me hard” line yet?

Why did the BBC send a correspondent to Kennedy, who confesses to knowing nothing about space, to cover the launch of the Artemis II mission?!

“Prime Minister Threatens To Harm Even More Patients” should have been the headline.

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid? It was never going to be anything else for me.

Getting fucking sick of awful people, when caught doing awful things, blaming it on autism. Autism doesn’t make you a violent cunt, nor does it make you a megalomaniac.

I got up at “6:30” instead of 5:30 so I’m telling myself that I actually gained an hour of sleep and hoping that i don’t crash st 2pm.

Went to big Tesco. Did all the things. Used all the spoons.

Executive dysfunction is in full swing this morning. I need to have my car valeted, have breakfast (but we have no milk) and buy food for dinner. After about 45 mins of running through how I might achieve *one* of those things, I realised I could do all three at the same time. Big Tesco.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

I am sorry. It’s my whole personality now. Fist my bump.

No, *YOU* just bought a crochet pattern for the little crochet earth ball from Project Hail Mary. Loser. 🤓

Hair be hairing today!

Ok here I am posting cute blossom tree on Instagram saying how lovely it is that spring has sprung and now there a whole dead ass winter storm raging outside. Who the fuck turned the weather over?!

There’s a live, right now on TikTok from the official Project Hail Mary account, to watch Rocky sleep 🥹 Like right now.

Sometimes the Trek fandom can be its own worst enemy. Rather than support new series that many people enjoy (indeed many young people enter Trek through these series) they continually dunk on them because they don’t like them, until they are cancelled. Then there’s no more Trek. For 20 years.

This movie has the soul and humour of the book and that is all the reason you need to go see it!

He was problematic but this is still a sad thing. Not a good time to be a Buffy fan.

My kingdom for an edit button, FFS.

QTP with a ship that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek 🚀

One thing I don’t understand is that far right types always froth-mouth about England being an Anglican (Protestant) Christian country and then froth-mouth about St George’s Day and police the use of the flags. Like, they want a national holiday for a literal Catholic Saint?

Sarah Michelle Gellar calls out a Hulu executive for killing the ‘Buffy’ reboot: “We had an executive on our show who was not only not a fan of the original, but was proud to constantly remind us that he had never seen the entirety of the series and how it wasn’t for him.“

So it was a male executive at Hulu who never liked or saw Buffy, that killed Buffy. I hope he gets his karma.

Book weirdos are constantly ableist about Audiobooks and I just think everyone should mind their own fucking business.

Why are all the tech companies pushing AI when the market clearly doesn’t want it, and it’s causing them to lose money hand over fist?

Hulu is the fucking worst.

Oh and now I’m going back to uni to do my masters… 😩

Just got to work where I find my desk was used by a colleague yesterday. They broke my Titanic model and my chair has been adjusted so much I can’t figure out how I had it. So now I’m sitting in a cupboard trying to calm down and avoid a meltdown. Fucking autistic regression hits hard sometimes.

Why does every teenaged boy have the same haircut?

The ache in my head says good morning 🤕

I can’t believe Hettie has died! 😭

Dear Labour, When the Tory leader promises to vote for your immigration policy, YOU ARE A RIGHT WING PARTY.

A masterclass is holding hypocrisy to account. 👏🏻

I’m done.

SHUT UP! They’re making a Ghosts movie! SQUEEEEEEEE!

When you see a cute boy online and you do the “but is he problematic?” google search.

Anyone think Labour will recognise the threat from Green and pivot away from their current right wing leanings? No, me neither.