Woag im not dead! Also happy new year! BETTER be watching NTV to celebrate!

Ya know that one time where I said I put on light mode to hurt people's eyes? Yeah I still use it lol

You blind bat she was in noisette's cafe how did ya miss it!?

OH crap I didn't realised that 55 people have followed me!! thanks chumps! Now if you excuse me, im going to kill people who have been using my likeness in brainrot videos.

Attention people of Bikini Bottom! Uh, I'm hosting an epic royal party!!! If you aren't there, then BOY are you missing out! We even got Bubble Buddy there! Met me at my castle in the middle of nowhere Neptune, out!

Idk about you guys but IM GETTING THAT MONEY-

Respect. Stay safe out there everyone.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

NOTE: IF I DONT GET MY CROWN BACK, IM REPLACING ALL OF THE WATER IN BIKINI BOTTOM WITH LAVA. I DONT CARE IF THATS ILLEGAL IM THE KING NOW FIND MY CROWN. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.

King Neptune better watch out he's got plot armour

Where the FUCK is my crown.

OH HEY I THINK @squidwardtheartist.bsky.social IS HERE!!! HI SQUIDWARD!!!

WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!

If the next Spongebob movie is unsuccessful, I'm banning sex in Bikini Bottom. I'm dead serious.

Ngl, modern spongebob isn't that ba-

WHAT UP NOISE FANS! TODAY, WE ARE GONNA GO INSIDE A "FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA"!!! I'VE HEARD MANY STORIES ABOUT THIS PLACE SO IM GONNA BREAK IN AND SEE WHATS UP!!!!!

bruh since when was pizza tower an anime?

I... am KING NEPTUNE! Ruler of the 7 seas and Bikini Bottom! Ask Me Anything.

Ello Chaps. Fine morning we are having, yes?

ngl kinda a skill issue my dude

Hello, people and biological beings of this site. I would like to make an apology to people who I got off on the wrong foot with (specifically that turtle dude... what's his name again? Bowsir? Eh, whatever.). I would like to formally apologize to them. (Doise-tan doesn't get a pass tho)

IS THAT HOMER SIMPSON????

Im back from being dead what did I miss

Ok, HOW many knockoffs of me are there? How many LAWSUITS do I need to file today?

Ok, HOW many knockoffs of me are there? How many LAWSUITS do I need to file today?

Lol just killed a dude

The Sponkborple.

happe halweenee

Not dead guys just been banished to the shadow realm again

do you guys like my oc? His name is steamed.hams

Halloween is just a few days away so I decided to DRESS UP! What do ya think?

@chumbucketowner.bsky.social Ye can't even go to WENDY'S for the Krabby Patty formuler, Plankton! ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG ARG!

I found an old photo of me, aren't I beautiful?

Halloween is just a few days away so I decided to DRESS UP! What do ya think?

Me and the bois:

thoughts

I go onto BlueSky to see squidward having a mid life crisis lol

Would YOU visit Noisette Café?

Woag

I miss Dougie Jones...