Also hey just thought I'd put this out there if you're the type to boycott fast food joints make sure you add wendy's to that list since their current CEO has a kink for donating to conservative PACs

The government is stopping people from liking my banger skeets because otherwise they'd start a revolution that's the only explanation

Okay so I've been inforned the gameshow you all are talking about is survivor. Here's my current notes on it: Everyone hates coach the end

Apparently it's big brother time again because all of the cult members are coming out to perform their game show sermons. Hello again all

Its funny when the right is like "THE LEFT BURN BOOKS TOO HEH YOU'RE A NAZI" ok we're burning harry potter which is a fictional story in protest against the writer. you're burning biology books because they say trans people are real

happy day of trans people being visible, before we disappear back into the void and lurk...

Marvel fans so hateful dude. someone will be like "wow I enjoyed the new marvel movie :)" and some 30 year old who refused to watch multiverse of madness because the main character is a woman will go "I hope you die"

you should be on my strange addiction because you got a strange ahh dick son

the slendermander be like find my heat lamps

thrash metal bands with 4 listeners will have a 2 minute long sample of someone explaining about how during MK ultra the government put LSD in the water and then they'll scream for 30 seconds with constant drumming and guitar and it'll be called "Laceration of the vile mass called humanity"

Also how to speak to nazi's:

Christmas in five (5) days! that's less than six (6) days, but more than four (4) days (twenty four(24) hours)(sixty (60) minutes) (sixty (60) seconds)

the government is making all my posts flop to discourage being funny in the UK #1984

shiver me pronouns is that another scallywoke on them/they seas? yo ho ho and a bottle of vaccines

To take care of your pet fratboy, you need to make sure to enrich their cages properly. make sure they have access to beer bongs full of water to simulate their natural environment, and encase all of their feed in glass jars to simulate the natural pubs they usually feed at.

How come after scooby doo does things they don't call him scooby did?

I appreciate all of you letting me sleep in peace

Turning my notification volume all the way up. Like or interact with this post to startle me slightly

today's skeet cancelled due to lack of creativity

dun dun dun dun, thanks for stopping

Goodnight to anyone who it's night for. If it's day for you you're probably dumb, and entitled, and dumb again. (jk love you all)

So this is what it's like to be famous

so I've been wondering, have people just developed a sense for the speech mannerisms of far-right grifters? or is there like a switch that flips in their brain that makes every single one of them sound functionally the same when speaking?

when did we start expecting media literacy from the people who can't comprehend the use of pronouns

bluesky has a cool feature where if you're about to skeet something stupid it makes your Internet die so you have like 5 concurrent minutes to think "is this a thing I want to post to the public online"

man spicy food fucking sucks. I'm still going to eat it obsessively, but like. damn this shit hurts

It's not all sunshine and rainbows. The capitalism

also this is my (kind-of) OC (still called Anixe) drawn by the amazingly talented @boxdingle.bsky.social!!! (thanks)

Bad news SANE people that follow me, I'm WEIRD and I'm TIRED of pretending I'm not

@jcsalterego.bsky.social clearly isn't that famous. Not even an akinator character, be humble

so what you're saying is you dont want to join my ska/alt-metal/free-form jazz/pop band? You are NOT coming to my half cousin's birthday week party. And, spoiler alert, there was going to be cake

Ignoring the context this sounds like a fanfiction where their OC confesses their secret powerful magic ability to their crush

if i see one more person give into the "maybe humans should go extinct" ecofascist mentality im blowing you up with lasers. STOP IT. that's the cowards way out. you WILL stand with indigenous communities and you WILL demand corporations be held accountable and you will NOT wallow in your room

You'd think there'd've been a second by now but, no.

not enough of you saw this I can't let it go yet this is the one post I laughed at while posting #bb27

sorry I forgot the #bb27

I am so sorry it took me this long to notice why does Vince look exactly like the atlas earth guy I'm sobbing

Yeah guys having to use face verification was a great idea. Not like it straight up doesn't work if you're even slightly feminine or baby faced

Logging off bluesky for like 3 days so when I come back all the small engagements I get pile up into like 50 notifications and I feel famous

petition to fly me to the USA so I can be the new Skippy. I've never watched big brother but from what I've heard I have a pretty low bar to hurdle #bb27

How is Keanu still in #bb27

Me at the Disney themed birthday party when I see all the mascots being slaughtered

I don't know the lore but why does this Skippy SUCK (also who is skippy) #bb27

No post today I was watching superman it was gud

Haven't made a post in a while so I've very quickly scrolled the tag and here's the general opinion as I've gathered Ava is a favourite Morgan is relatively split Keanu is the worst Jimmy is weird The boys have a big alliance and no one likes it Red outfits don't fit in red walled rooms. #bb27