I may be violently ill, but watching Ahsoka in immaculate vibes makes it better.

Nothing quite like getting a waist slimming stomach bug after Pride Month. We love to see it though lol.

It’s finally hereeeeeee - second listen though already and honestly not a skip on the album.

This heat is wild. I’ve been so sick and nauseous all day and collectively, maybe was outside 15 minutes in total. Fuuuuck.

I love how my dog is finally feeling better and it’s 110° F. Like nah bud, we’re in cave mode.

POV: it’s storm season and you have horrible migraines.

Whore knee

This is your quarterly reminder… Disclose your ads and affiliate links and save 30% of your earnings for taxes. The FCC and IRS isn’t fucking around. That’s all.

My DMs were somehow turned off, so idk. Message me or whatever.

Throat fucked a hot dude from Argentina today, 10/10 recommend.

Madeon’s singles from the new album are soooooooo fucking good.

So there is this guy on Grindr who goes out of his way every single time he makes an account to find me send a “.” and then block me. Like dude… I don’t even talk to you nor do I know you, but thanks for the confidence booster. Glad I cause you that much distress 🤣😂

God damn. A root canal and two fillings later and I feel like I got face fucked by a chainsaw.

It’s hard to see, but yes - Archer decided he wanted to be big spoon and has been my Jetpack all night 🫠 nothing like puppy dreams waking you up several times

You see the cool thing about being a graphic designer and developer is that when I get to coding my Pokemon Fan Game here in a few weeks, the graphics are going to be 10/10. Like I smell the cease and desist coming.

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Temu Lex Luthor has this Met looking like it was sponsored by Old Navy. So many of these looks are so pedestrian it hurts.

New week, same me. #gay #mlm #mcm #monocromatic

Also an outtake from this morning’s nipply thirst trap.

Is sleepy, send cuddles.

This one is on me, I drank two Barebells Protein Sodas this morning, 20g of protein, we love it. 400 MOTHERFUCKING MILLIGRAMS OF CAFFEINE Girl my jaw is about to start swinging like I was doing the 2018 rag time again. Fuuuuuck.

Why do some of these men on Sniffies use the community wall like fucking facebook? “You guys don’t know loyalty…” blah blah blah. Quit vaguebooking nobody gives a fuck. Get off or get off. 🙄

Me to myself: Me, have you eaten today? Me in response: yeah you fool French Fries and a quad over ice.

Needs an otter to cuddle with and eat out. K thanks.

Hey computah make these guys super gay and horny

Sooooo not to brag, but today marks 5 years of sobriety 🥹

Tonight was pure magic. Such a fun show and loved seeing a local sister killing it.

I’m not sure how this is the first time I’m seeing The Last Showgirl, but the camera work, lighting and post production is so beautiful. I’m obsessed.

Going to see Alyssa Edwards tomorrow (be cool) and my question is… out of respect for the diva… should I fuck around with a lil boy beat?

I built a little PokeMart for Raichu to live in, I just need to go get my counters from Sparkling Skylands and then get a register in. #pokopia #gaymer

Alex… how much #Pokopia have you been playing??? Me: yes. Still some work to do on this flower shop, but besties… burry your trees. The Palm trees from your dream islands look like ferns… #gaymer

Dirty pillows #gay #mlm

Things are getting (f)(g)aggy at the ole bath and body brand 💫🌙✌🏻

My 5 year sobriety anniversary is on the 18th… I am trying to decide how I’m going to celebrate.

It’s wild coming out of a (5 month) depressive episode. Like what do you mean I was able to clean my entire condo in a day, wash, fold and put away my laundry and meal prep.

I slept all of 3 hours last night and I will curb stomp the first person that produces a slight inconvenience for me.

Tbh… blindfolded head might be my new favorite thing.

I made biscuits and gravy for breakfast and fuuuuck was that a bad move for Monday. In meetings about to doze off.

Me: *manic spring cleaning* Archer: papa that’s enough, siddown

Made a little greenhouse 🥰 #pokopia #gaymer

Glizzard Wizard. Do with that what you will.

It’s Monday I fear… also a cutie otter 🦦 saw it first 🤭 #mcm

Not me loading up the game to see this… ditto knows good bath and body I guess.

Me: *Goes to dream island* Me: awh this is cute Also me: Reverse Amish’s every structure and mops the island

Welp… the internet bullied me into it… Switch 2 and Pokopia is being delivered in an hour.

Either a pinched nerve or IVDD (less likely), but Archer scared the shit out of me this last weekend. He’s been such a good boy even though resting and relaxing (much like me) does not come easy. Keep us in your thoughts if you can and send good vibes. 🖤

Can’t sleep, needs massage and snuggles.

New glasses watch out #gay #gaykc #mlm

Me at work today dealing with the boomers: Apologies my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?

Deleted Hinge, Grindr, Bumble and Tinder and the amount of levity is wild.