This is Archibald. He's been holding in a sneeze since last September. Finally let it loose. 13/10 bless you buddy

Morons banging on the glass, other morons cheering them on. I fucking hate florida.

If we ever get robots I hope they only make them as strong as a small cat. I don't need some terror bot with the strength of 10 men blue-screening and knocking my head off my shoulders. When it glitches out I want to defeat the monstrosity by pushing it down and throwing a heavy blanket on it.

This coming from someone considered a smart, progressive guy. Americans who engage in these little thought experiments need to realize they’re normalizing Trump’s egregious, aggressive, chaotic behaviour. Just stop it! Canadians are taking this threat to our sovereignty very seriously.

All countries should organize together, take the hit and ban exports into the USA. One month and this would be over. #CanadaStrong #ElbowsUp

Share widely with Americans who foolishly think there's any interest in this idea, or that our minds will change as pressure increases. angusreid.org/wp-content/u...

#Canada please read this conversation. Blue America is as delusional as red America. They think they can command our deaths and our military in their wars of secession

The Assholes of Evil: China, Russia and their mighty leader, the good old USA. Canada, Japan, anyone else in the Pacific are in danger. Ukraine is probably fucked. Who's next over there? Poland? Is this when the American citizens start standing up? After the camps? It's Nazi USA.

Fuck Bobby Orr too. What a bunch of out of touch cunts. Guillotines. For all these cunts.

Remember John Wilkes Booth? I bet you could be more famous than him.

That was so good. Now let's all stop being a bunch of stupid cunts and form a decent world together. And by us a mean you dirty, sad, American cunts.

Alright, cut the fucking power. For 5 hours.

Trump and Putin headed for the negotiating table.

I just cancelled netflix and amazon. I can't cancel starlink bc it's the only internet I have available. But in protest I'm using it to aggressively pirate american media. FYI: If you install qbittorrent and it's search addon, you can download without ever having to go to any websites.

Keanu Reaves hasn't played a video game since Pac Man. He has no idea what that controller is.

Tkachuk picks a fight with a guy half his size, loses. Kind of fitting.

Fuck Donald Trump, long live Canada! Buy Canadian, boycott American. Canada is the greatest country on Earth and some orange freak south of of the border isn’t going get away with this trade war nonsense. Vivre Canada! 🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁

Everybody did such a good job. I think. The man didn't make it. I believe his name was Ed.

We opened the door and got him out. Right around this time the RCMP arrived and took over the scene. A local man went to a nearby business and got their defib machine. A nurse was there, and another nurse pulled over and assisted the RCMP with CPR.

She had a key fob, but bc the truck was still in drive the buttons were basically useless. There was a spare key in the fob, but three people tried to open it and couldn't. The most diabolical little button ever. I finally looked closer and figured out the mechanism. Got the key out.

My friend and some other passers by were trying to get his attention. But he didn't respond. I offered to smash the back window, but whoever was on the phone with 911 said we shouldn't. It's a super small town, and it happened that his business was half a block away, and his wife was at work.

But as I got closer I realized it wasn't that kind of situation. The truck was still running and in gear. The doors were locked., Inside was a man experiencing a medical emergency.

Today is my 48th birthday. At noon I walked outside my job to find my best friend and work partner milling around a truck that had lodged itself on the pipe fence of our post office. My first thought, being a horrible cunt, was to run up and say "You can't park here mate!"

you're a head just a head jambi jambi jambi eh eh eh oh.

Poll: Am I too drunk to cut my own hair?

Dan dan doddle oo dan dan do do. That's reggae.

Hello Smiths History... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP...

For my new friend Amy! youtu.be/9GhtZt2HYkM?...