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[Loud, dinosaur-esque yawn.]

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[Seems to ignore it, as they enter an alley way. Fleet notes the smell in here and makes a face.] It smells foul in here... [She'd comment quietly.]

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[The most he'll get out of grabbing her horns is purring, I'll be upfront about that.] [She nods, spotting what she assumes to be an alley, which is actually an alley, and starts heading in that direction.]

[It's EXACTLY what it sounds like.] Then, point me in the direction where we can find it! [She's honestly having a blast, trauma aside.]

Art is very good, but I feel like seeing anything from my era would be very nostalgic and yet horribly, horribly sad. So, perhaps music? [She'd let him get comfy up there. She feels if he is told about horn sensitivity, he'd probably do it anyway.]

[Scoops him up with one hand, and drops him onto her shoulders.] I do want to look around a little more. . . This will be easier, and plus, you can "tour guide" from up there. [Huh.]

Okay. I'm going to be the big mean evil person and take the brunt by making this post. After this post I wont be responding to anything related and going on with my night. It has come to my attention Brownies fetishizes animals, trans people, disabilities, and has posted questionable ships.

Yes. You fed me, so therefore, I am in your debt. [Oh, so it's like that?]

. . . Do you want to be carried?

. . . I-- don't think they can hold THAT much, Deadpool.

[She stows her pot stash away.] When I had a full head of hair, I used to put a bunch of things in my hair, but it was a pain to get out, so. [Snuffles her snout, a soft laugh escaping her.]

[Another bag comes out and it clinks around in her grasp. He tosses it to Deadpool. It's full of real Aztec gold coins.]

[Stops. Reaches between boobs to find... a satchel. It REEKs of pot.] If I can get back to the lake, I can let you smoke some of our Aztec herb. It'll send you to whatever deity you pray to. [Eats another brownie.]

(( "THEY KILLED DONKEY KONG HIMSELF TO MAKE THIS" im gonna barf /silly + /positive

(( www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFok... fleetpool. /silly ))

. . . [Brownie grab with tongue, sending it back up to her mouth. Like a fuckin' giraffe. Munch munch. Eyes go to slits.] That is phenomenal. And you humans can have that whenever you want, or just when you feel sad?

[Even if they were. . . she would not mind. Pillarperson weed is like the most insane weed ever.] . . . [Sniff sniffs the brownie tray. Hand raises again, but she puts it down. Tongue lulls out to grab one.]

. . . That means a lot to me. Thank you for saying as such. [Even though he's probably not due to the fact that they don't really have a Heaven or a Hell, she appreciates it.]

. . . Yeah. He died when those pathetic rats Kars, Esidesi, and Whammu killed the rest of my people. . . I miss him every day. [God damn.]

. . . Married? [She has no idea what that means. . . ]

she was brave and strong and broken all at once

[She looks up from eating the food outta his hand, and offers a throaty, deep chuckle.] I think because I'm eating out of your hands like an animal, we are fine. No need to apologizes. I know what it's like when thoughts rampantly grow out of control.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=f64n... this whole fucking thread w/ dp is making me laugh so hard and this is the only song playing ))

Do I really make you feel like that? It's so soon. . . [She mumbles, eyes shifting to the side to break eye contact. Casually eating a philly cheese steak out of his hands like a petting zoo animal.]

. . . Oh, so it's a breeding thing. I had no idea that's where this conversation was going. My apologies for not "catching your drift".

. . . No? What do you mean? [Speak on that, Wade. Speak on it. Lie in this bed of nails you've made.]

anger was : better than tears , better than grief , better than guilt .

Blood, sweat, tears... everything. They usually sneak up on humans and let their bodies close in around the victim, absorbing them whole. [Oh god.]

Not really. Though, if I was any other pillar, you'd be a... "juice box" to them. I was apart of a sect of my kind who preferred animal blood, while the other 98% of pillars preferred to eat and drink humans and their...fluids. [She explains, picking the onion out.]

. . . Yes, but as I've said, I do not like consuming humans and their contents. [She has no idea this conversation is horny. She's clueless. There is an onion stuck between her tusks.]

I could not think of a better phrase, my apologies, but-- that is rather fascinating. . . [Rubbing her snout with a giant clawed hand.]

rarely i am lonely . my solitude has it’s own moon .

It's. . . complicated. Imperfect Stones of Aja and the masks do this to us, apparently. Guess I was the test subject on that.

[Shaking her head.] No, it's like I absorb the blood through the skin of my fingers, usually. That's why I instinctively put my fingers into the food. I'll try not to do that again. [She's-- gonna unpack all that shit later.]

Ahh, so that's what it does to humans. . . [WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE THAT.]

Decent. It's strange, I'm so used to the taste of animal blood, but not the... meat part? If that makes sense. [The innuendo flies RIGHT over her horned head.] I like the gooey stuff on it. Flavorful. [She means the cheese.]

[She's chewing. Give her a second. Oh, right, you have to--gulp! She ate the whole damn thing, and she's trying to figure out how to explain how it tasted to him. . .] Hmmm...

ㅤ 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬. 🌊⏔⏔🐚⏔⏔👑⏔⏔🧜🏼‍♀️⏔⏔🌊 ㅤ

[Instinctively, she lifts her hand, and pushes two fingers into it. Trying to suck the blood out of it, until he said bite. Pulling her fingers away, she eats it in one fell swoop out of his hands. Munch munch.]