I solved the 7/09/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:52!

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Kamala Harris has the chance to do the funniest thing right now

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit once again shits the bed at NATO" — oh look, it’s the Four Fuckfaces of the Shitpocalypse . thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

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for all we know, Mitch McConnell has gone to that Great Terrarium in the Sky, yet Republicans are now insisting they're getting phone calls from the comatose turtle. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I also cover Donny shitting the bed at NATO. link is here: bit.ly/4pg5KGk

here's today's post: "still no sign of life from Glitch McConnell, but Republicans are going full Weekend at Mitch’s" — and Donny shits the bed at NATO. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I solved the 7/08/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:40!

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I solved the 7/07/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:51!

Belgium didn't just kick our asses, they rubbed it in by mocking Preznit Fuckwit's "jerking off two invisible giraffes" dance as well. awesome job, Donny, you've turned the whole world against us. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/4p9tdJ8

here's today's post: "rejoice, citizens! they let the big baby ring the Big Boy Bell, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — oh, and Belgium kicks our asses. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

​Connections: Sports Edition #652 Today's solve rate: 59% 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟣🔵🔵🔵 🟣🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...

Mitch McConnell is more alive than Graham Platner's future

happy birthday, America. today we rest. tomorrow the fight to bring freedom, equality and justice to EVERYONE continues. do not let some tinpot fascist wanna-be spoil your day — the Fourth of July belongs to We the People. thank you for your attention to today's post. link is here: bit.ly/3T1717P

it's Sunday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: July 5 edition" — MAGA says no, Donny says yo, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

this week, Preznit Fuckwit was photographed bearing a comically ginormous butt. what the fuck? also: Bobby Brainworms does 1/3 of a pull-up, and MAGA shits a red-hot brick upon being asked to conserve. it's all in my "this week in stupid," thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4p6IVog

is Glitch McConnell pining for the fjords? is he only mostly dead? all we know for sure is that there's a cover-up going on, and it stinks to high heaven. thank you for your attention to today's post in which I explore the possibilities. link is here: bit.ly/4p60IvD

here's today's post: "what the fuck is going on with Glitch McConnell?" — is he like, y’know ... dead? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I solved the 7/06/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:38!

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I solved the 7/05/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:39!

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I solved the 7/04/2026 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:30! (Not so “mini” on Saturdays!)

here's today's post: "America the beautiful, America the deeply fucked up" — here’s to you on this 4th of July. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

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here's today's post: "did Preznit Fuckwit understand that he was talking to a fake Teddy Roosevelt?" — how through the looking glass are we, that we even have to ask? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

@jefftiedrich.bsky.social discusses Trump's deteriorating mental state, culminating in Trump's conversation with an AI hologram of Teddy Roosevelt. As Tiedrich puts it, Trump's brain has gone "fuckity-bye." www.jefftiedrich.com/p/did-prezni...

Donny had an interaction with an AI-generated hologram, and then went out and told everyone that he'd spoken to Teddy Roosevelt. huh? what? his brain is has gone fuckity-bye, folks. thank you for your attention to today's post in which I make my case. link is here: bit.ly/4geDYaF

here's today's post: "Donny’s shit-show is a total disaster as Fox News broadcasts from a completely empty Mall" — scenes from a five-alarm clusterfuck. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Donny's Deserted Shitpile of Nothingness on the National Mall isn't just a failure. it's a safety hazard (the stage fell apart during a live rehearsal) and an environmental disaster area as well. thank you for your attention to my post in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4aB1meL

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​Connections: Sports Edition #648 Today's solve rate: 77% 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...

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after the SCOTUS birthright citizenship ruling, MAGA completely lost its shit. Nosferatu McGoebbels went on TV and shrieked in the same frequency that bats use to echolocate. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock the all MAGAverse's tanrtums. link is here: bit.ly/4atEL3L