here's today's post: "Comey prosecutor Lindsey Halligan shits the bed" — it's a five-alarm fucktangle as Judge Fitzpatrick smacks the DOJ upside the head." thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH

here's today's post: "CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows" — and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

fun fact: in the Pluribus universe, everyone knows what's in the Epstein files

Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan calling the Epstein Files a 'Democratic distraction' has to be one of the worst cases of journalistic malpractice yet. CBS continues to beclown and embarrass themselves. that's the topic of my post for today. thank you for reading! link is here: bit.ly/48j2Fy7

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here's today's post: "he’s trash. she’s trash. it’s a Sunday trash-fest!" — Donny and Sporky are made for each other. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I solved the 11/17/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:43!

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Epstein and Trump: My Conversation with Nina Burleigh, author of Trump's Women open.substack.com/pub/lucid/p/...

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 15 edition" — Jon Voight panics, Donny gets manic, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "fuckwits, racists, and kiddie-fiddler apologists: your Republican roundup" — it's a trifecta of terrible. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

DING-DONG MEGYN KELLY, A LOSER WHO FAILED ON FOX, WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT EPSTEIN TECHNICALLY WASN'T A "PEDOPHILE." SO FUCKING WHAT? NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, MEGYN. EPSTEIN'S VICTIMS WERE CHILDREN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YAHGL

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pro tip: innocent people don't work this hard to keep the files that prove their innocence a secret

here's today's post: "new dead pedo bestie shit has come to light — and Donny is freaking out" — oh lordy, there are emails. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I solved the 11/13/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:50!

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SHITHOLE REPUBLICANS CLAIM TO "LOVE" OUR VETERANS AND THEN VOTE TO CUT THEIR BENEFITS. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT FIVE-TIME DRAFT-DODGING FUCKFACE. ACTUALLY, DO GET ME STARTED. IT'S ALL IN TODAY'S VERY POWERFUL POST WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION: bit.ly/489qVma

here's today's post: "Republicans hate our veterans — and no one hates them more than Donald Trump" — watch what they do, not what they say. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit" — get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7

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I solved the 11/11/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:42!

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I solved the 11/09/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 0:42!

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