I bought 12 overripe avocados for $2.69 today.

coworkers talk about high school football but you don’t consider suicide 2025 reddit

a christian blog posted images of the first couple sentences over some stock photography and they're pretty good

Breathable waterproof clothing does not exist and if you think it does you don’t have to go outside even if it’s raining.

alert: somebody is still using a slide rule

duck mode

Dream vacation stuck in police evidence locker, finally trying some drugs while playing with weapons and treasures.

it sucks shit working someplace good and not allowing myself to steal from work. I miss all that free stuff. I'm about to run out of markers

I spent about 25 minutes looking at pictures of snakes today and that’s the least time out of the day in months.

used to be a real country

Brb selling my soul to the spirit of clown to live eternally in service to the circus

Cash should only have pictures of people at work on it. Factories and farms and stores. Fuck politicians, fuck the queen, fuck birds. It's money.

photoshopping cigarettes into my hand in childhood photos

I want a hug from big ant with human style hands

pov: the cat in my lap when I have to get up

had an idea

It would be a real treat to remember GamemasterAnthony’s birthday if I didn’t think of it like once a week all year

That mechanism, by design, does not keep up with inflation. 55% of inflation is what it aims for. If you get a COLA it means you’ve lost purchasing power. Apparently the last 12 contracts have been dogshit.

Don’t give a shit, the cost still went up

It doesn’t actually reduce time to top pay for anyone on steps C to O. There’s a lot of letters in there taking the longest ever.

Weather so crazy I’m spilling salt while a dog pulls my pants down

These motherfuckers expecting me to forget the putting a republican in the cabinet

The god of rain, snow, illness, and rotating days off has been very kind to me this year, let me know if you know a method of worship or preferred sacrifice.

In the apocalypse you need to date stamp your no trespassing signs or I’m just going to assume it’s all up for grabs.

I will never understand why people hate Trump so much. In my ideal world all the US presidents and every billionaire are locked in my dungeon, but I’m buying trump some McDonalds and a tv to watch. The rest of them I’m upstairs shopping online for odor control products.

I’m cleaning my teeth with a nail file I found on the sidewalk

African Grey that says hello by screaming in the voice of a toddler

Coworkers can not imagine how much I don’t watch sports

If you post your user number does that make it go away? I don’t need a button to tell me I spend time online but not being social.

Suicide pact for if we forget to take out the recycling this week

RIP to the loudest dog in the world, sorry I had to go in your yard so many times and you never got to bite me

@babadooknukem.bsky.social did you see the GOT costumes and props up at ha.com? I don’t want to talk about the show so I can’t point them out to anyone I know.

Apple why the fuck did this pop up when I launched overcast?

I stole a cursed map. Professionally drafted in the 60’s, covered the area where I worked. Had streets going to places they don’t go and have never gone. nightmares about not being able to find those blocks for weeks. Took it to get framed and the business closed without giving it back.

The toilet is a kind of sink

Cat spilled beer I left on the windowsill. I cheer and encourage her for being the change she wants to see in the world.

Dig out the big camera and take a picture of a squirrel in the evening. Won’t turn out but in the viewfinder you’ll be able to tell how evil they are

Im addicted to moving but nearly die of stress every time I do it.

Have you ever considered that things I don’t like are all the same and also bad?

In the year of our lord 2024 I have destroyed my life by responding to an email with an email and not by fax.

Pill that does scanners to my head

Forgetting to put down my work device at lunchtime and leaving a family circus path through the abandoned factory for my bosses to look at

Israel is an apartheid state

Doing some work around the house (filling the sink of the bathroom I don’t use with pinecones)

Smoking cloves in the work van

The automated school zone speeding ticket money should go to the children in cash. Not the police dept (they’ve got less work to do) not the town(that’s just a highly regressive tax) not the school (the children are going to be killed by a pickup doing 55 and deserve a little treat before) the kids