"Sharon! I've lost me cunte lenses again."

Tired doggo.

Got to put the cat in a carrier tomorrow to visit the vet. Wish me luck.

Look at the old coot!

Shake that feathered booty!

Birb.

Art becomes life.

Time for some old school sci fi in the form of 1984's Dreamscape.

Been experimenting in the kitchen today with vegan doner style slices. Just over a kilo of the stuff. Smells lovely so far.

Sunday mood, cat edition.

Ok. I am going in. Famous Last Words with Eric Dane. Another good actor taken too soon.

Welsh discipline costing us early again.

Old vhs favourite just came on Film 4. Lets see if I can stay awake. #NowWatching Warlock (1989) The choice of Richard E Grant having a Scot accent still baffles me given the people around him speak olde English.

This new Gordon Ramsay doc (netflix) is really good seeing the other side of him. Proud dad moments in episode one were touching.

Installed a bird feeder on the window. For months nothing. Now? Today I have seen 5 starlings, a blackbird and a blue tit. Me trying to stay still:

Filled with what now!?!

Not sure what Ocado refund policy would be for this item.

Episode 4 of small prophets already. Its addictive for sure.

I'm going in. #NowWatching 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple.

Obligatory pancake pics. (Couldnt photograph the finished ones as they got inhaled)

Losing Robert Duvall is a massive blow to cinema. Going to watch one of my favourite roles of his now. #NowWatching Falling Down.

He is here! #axolotl

Point Break time.

Time to bust this bad boy out to practice my old man face for next year. #NowWatching Gran Torino.

Cat enjoying a nap in her favourite hammock (lounge curtains)

Happy discount boxes of chocolates day to all who celebrate.

This movie never gets old. #NowWatching Smokin' Aces.

This game is going to be a banger at this pace. #6nations

Rugby time!

Homemade A1 sauce. With my skills it is probably an F7 but it smells nice.

Superb. Maybe don't use it for a cpr rhythm though. Mum saw it on my phone from across the room: "is that claudia Winkleman?"

Chocolates turned out well.

Made some cashew butter to go in some white chocolate.

The orientation of this pic is right. Little wierdo.

I cannot wait to play that game. #stateofplay

Darwin's paradox looks like Little Nightmares but with a cute octopus. #StateOfPlay (Not Complaining)

Sony state of play: "You play as a giabt attack chivken with swords: Me:

Hail seitan!

Operation axolotl house is under way.

*Turns on tv* IOC Chair: "We gave him the chance to expose his helmet"

The two people first up on first dates tonight seem made for each other.

Burger anyone?

Instsntly got the countdown numbers round. (So did both players as it was easy)

This idiot launched herself at a bird in the window feeder from inside. Soil and plants all over. 🙄

Sam Quek showing her expert NFL journalism. "You have a bit of sniff in the locker room?"

People surprised at a "punk" band who agreed to a huge pay packet for the superbowl have edited their songs. There is only one gif.

Sat outside the train station. Skies are weird.